A Good Nervous Breakdown

I hate college. I hate writing papers I hate studying I hate homework I hate scantrons I hate not having money I hate being sick all the time I hate ringworm which is a type of fungi on the skin that doesn't go away for four weeks and can spread like wildfire at any given moment I hate getting pimples right underneath my lip that look like a herpes outbreak I hate being sleepy all the time even when I get 9 hours of sleep the night before I hate classes at 11 am because it still seems to early I hate coffee because it makes my stomach hurt I hate my cell phone because it is ghetto and doesn't even have a camera I hate SFA because they're always trying to fuck me over I hate the SFA website because it never works right I hate junk mail I hate when nobody comments on my blog I hate crying for absolutely no reason I fucking hate french and people who speak french I hate political science and western civ I even hate shakespeare because he was a douchebag and everyone just worships the ground he walks on I hate boring lectures I hate when I buy the wrong book for a class and have no money to replace it I hate fat bitches in tennis who wear arm slings but then take them off after class and ride down the street on thier bikes I hate my addiction to facebook I hate having a 24/7 stomach ache that never goes away I hate being 20 and feeling like a 80 year old woman I hate when people ask stupid ass questions I hate when people have really bad breath I hate when people put their mother fucking guitars in the seat that I was just about to sit in during french class I hate when I get a toothace I hate when my hair looks like a mullet I hate the fact that I only fit into one pair of jeans and they are like bustin apart at the seams I hate when people say they're going to help me with something and then just totally forget about me I hate when I am a quitter I hate when I don't understand something I hate when I write a paper that's a total bunch of bullshit and get a bad grade on it I hate when I fail at anything I hate Steen and want to set it on fire I hate people that are rude for no god damn reason I hate having heartburn everytime I eat pizza I hate that I have hair on my toes I hate pretty much everything about my body and the way I look I hate that one girl in sixth grade who walked up to me for no reason and said I was the ugliest person she had ever seen