200th Post!

I realized about a week ago that I was coming up on my 200th blog post and I was really excited because it was going to be the most amazing post ever and rock everyone's world. Too bad my computer decided to explode so the only thing I'm going to blog about is how pissed off I am! I was just going to the bathroom listening to a little Plies on my iTunes and then I came back and noticed that the screen saver was frozen so I tried to move the mouse around but the screen went all black and fuzzy and so I didn't really worry I just restarted the computer but it did it again! Then again. So I took out the battery and it did it again! So I finally just took it to the shack and hopefully they can fix it without having to erase all the memory like they did with katie's computer. On top of that my phone just froze too so I'm having all sorts of technological issues today.

Parent's Day 2008/Almost the Greatest Football Game EVER!

Basically just got back from a very exciting SFA game. It would have been even better if we had won! Oh well. Today Jerret and I spent a large portion of time walking around antique stores in downtown Nac with my mother. I know Jerret was probably bored out of his skull, but I totally was too! I am just so happy that I got to see my parents and I don't think this day could have been any better!! Too bad I have like the worst gas ever!!! Thanks alot Butcher Boys!!!! My dad was getting really crunk at the game though! It was really funny. I also saw Erin and her parents and Kory Blandford.

Now I am about to take a shower because I am all sweaty and tired and I definitly need an energy drink.

* SUPER EDIT! *

So I totally forgot to put that Coleman (Jerret's older brother) was at the game. He was wearing a bright yellow shirt, a tie, black slacks, and tennis shoes(?!?!) lmfao. So then we saw him leaving and so I ran after him but Coleman walks really fast so Jerret and I made it to the parking lot just as Coleman was getting into the KTRE minivan and pulling away. I was very sad about this!

PS

I forgot to talk about how I saw Vyron but I want to remember this moment for the rest of my life. Jerret and I waited for Vyron at whataburger because he was late again but luckily my girl Stella was helping me get my mack on. Then Vyron walks into Whataburger like 1 hour late and I like ran up to him and gave him the biggest hug ever and literally every single person working and eating at whataburger was watching us and then I told Vyron how much I loved him and how much I missed him and then some girl behind the counter tried to say that Vyron was hers but Vyron said she was a lying ass cunt. So then I kissed him (on the lips) and then I left. It was very romantic. If you're into that kind of thing.

Dreamscapes

First and foremost I would like to say hi I have a headache. Second I need to talk about this really weird dream I had last night.
*DREAM*
Katie, Erin, James and I decided we were going to go to this barbeque place because Katie's dad had recommended it. So of course in the dream I was very wasted and we go into the barbeque place only to find out it's a japanese barbeque and not like texas barbeque. So James sits down and starts eating this weird grilled whole fish. Well just as the rest of us are getting our food Katie's dad like comes into the restaurant to surprise her. That really has nothing to do with the rest of the dream I just thought it was kind of weird because I've never even met Katie's dad lol. Well them I start to eat my Japanese soup but I am eating it with chopsticks and so I spill some on katie's jeans and she starts yelling at me about how it's going to stain and she doesn't have any spray and wash. Then I start yellingback that soup doesn't stain! Then I like storm out of the restaurant and go to this really cold bus depot and sit outside on a bench with a blanket waiting for a train to take me away.
*END OF DREAM*

I used caps lock because I think it's very important to always seperate reality from my twisted subconcious. There was also a part in my dream where I was at a club and I was dirty dancing with plies but that's besides the point.

Last night was such a good night!!!! First Jerret and I played some 007 on the N64 then we played mario kart and then we had power hour. The best part of the night I think though was during 007 when we were playing this really lame level and we had decided to go through all of the weapon choices so we were on sniper and this particular level we could never find each other. So Jerret starts like rapping to the beat of the music and the song goes a little something like this:

"Dark Chocolate" (this is a temporary name btw)
starring: Lil Wayne, Plies, Missy Elliot, Chris Brown, and Justin Timberlake

Dark chocolate (ahhhhhhh)
Dark chocolate (ahhhhhhh)
Dark chocolate dark chocolate dark chocolate

Fucking all night
Dark chocolate
Fucking all night
Dark chocolate

(there's a lot more in the middle we just haven't come up with it yet)

Then we made up a verse for Missy Elliot:
You want some choclate chips?
Jump on my chocolate hips
Then suck my chocolate nips
Come get yo suga fix

That's all we have so far. Jerret also has another song called Ceo's and seceratary hoes. GOD I AM SO HUNGRY I HOPE MY PARENTS GET HERE SOON!

Hot Dude of the Day

It's PLIESSSSS BABY!

Good Days

Today was a very good day. I actually woke up this morning and then I went to my western civ class and totally rocked that test. I was so happy that I even went to my other classes. After that Jerret and I were hanging out and we went to sunshine mart so I could get some cigarettes and guess who I saw?!?! VYRON! That's right the one and only whataburger employee of the month. So I talked to him for a few minutes and then Jerret and I went over to Katie's apartment. Then we got to go to Coleman's apartment which made my day even better because I got to put on some of coleman's cologne and it smelled really good. I also got to see Butters and his enormous testes. He's basically the cutest dog ever and I wish I could have him. Then we just hung out for a while and we went to Target and Jerret made me try to hitchike back to Nacogdoches.

Now I'm super ass tired and I just want to curl into bed with my bottle of tylenol pm and sleep forever since I don't have any classes tomorrow.

Ps- special shout out to Lauren for letting me hang out with her whilst I was drunk last night. High Fives she totally made my night the best!

Tests

I have a test tomorrow in Western Civ and I am really nervous about it. I really want to make an A but I think that's going to be impossible. Not because I'm stupid but because my teacher is definitly the type that makes it hard to get A's.

Today has been uneventful. I skipped tennis because last night it was really hot in my room so I took three tylenol PM to help me sleep because I don't sleep very well in the heat and I basically could not get up this morning.

I just ate a bagel dog from Einstein's and now I really need to fart but Katie and I are in the computer lab and everyone will hear it!!!!

Well I'm off to go study and fill my brain with the knowledge of ancient western civilizations..............................kill me please.

Toothaches

My tooth has hurt like allllllll day. Finally Katie gave me some advil and that didn't even really work so I bought some aspirin and tylenol PM at wal mart. Now I'm in my room and a) it smells kind of weird b) it's like 5000 degrees in steen.

Today was pretty pointless although I did enjoy shakespeare because my teacher is like the biggest dork ever and it's kind of like watching a television show.

That's about it for today. Sorry that nothing exciting happened in my life. Oh I know something funny after we got our quiz today in Western Civ this boy shouted out "DID ANYONE PASS THIS DAMN QUIZ?!?!"

True story. Whatever if you don't like my blog fuckkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuu.

Naps

Here are some majors/classes I would be interested in:

Napping
Eating Cane's Chicken
Listening to Music
Getting Stoned
Hair Straightening
Bangs 101

Here's a class I'm interested in teaching:
The Best Bathrooms on Campus and Where to Find Them

Lessons I Have Learned

Once upon a time I really liked this guy so in a drunken haste I gave him something very valuable of mine. I have regretted it ever since.



Top 5 Things I Will Never Do For a Man:



1)Anything sexually that would make me uncomfortable

2)Ever waste money on them unless I truly loved them and they loved me back

3)Clean up after his stinky ass unless we're married and he has his own chores too (or if he's the one bringing home the money)

4)Compromise my beliefs/morals for him

5)Beg him to be with me



There's probably more but I took nyquil and now I'm tiredddddddd

A Good Nervous Breakdown

I hate college. I hate writing papers I hate studying I hate homework I hate scantrons I hate not having money I hate being sick all the time I hate ringworm which is a type of fungi on the skin that doesn't go away for four weeks and can spread like wildfire at any given moment I hate getting pimples right underneath my lip that look like a herpes outbreak I hate being sleepy all the time even when I get 9 hours of sleep the night before I hate classes at 11 am because it still seems to early I hate coffee because it makes my stomach hurt I hate my cell phone because it is ghetto and doesn't even have a camera I hate SFA because they're always trying to fuck me over I hate the SFA website because it never works right I hate junk mail I hate when nobody comments on my blog I hate crying for absolutely no reason I fucking hate french and people who speak french I hate political science and western civ I even hate shakespeare because he was a douchebag and everyone just worships the ground he walks on I hate boring lectures I hate when I buy the wrong book for a class and have no money to replace it I hate fat bitches in tennis who wear arm slings but then take them off after class and ride down the street on thier bikes I hate my addiction to facebook I hate having a 24/7 stomach ache that never goes away I hate being 20 and feeling like a 80 year old woman I hate when people ask stupid ass questions I hate when people have really bad breath I hate when people put their mother fucking guitars in the seat that I was just about to sit in during french class I hate when I get a toothace I hate when my hair looks like a mullet I hate the fact that I only fit into one pair of jeans and they are like bustin apart at the seams I hate when people say they're going to help me with something and then just totally forget about me I hate when I am a quitter I hate when I don't understand something I hate when I write a paper that's a total bunch of bullshit and get a bad grade on it I hate when I fail at anything I hate Steen and want to set it on fire I hate people that are rude for no god damn reason I hate having heartburn everytime I eat pizza I hate that I have hair on my toes I hate pretty much everything about my body and the way I look I hate that one girl in sixth grade who walked up to me for no reason and said I was the ugliest person she had ever seen

Chinese Food

Jerret came back today!!! Very happy!!!

Jerret Katie and I went to get chinese food and now my stomach hurts very bad. Like it will probably explode and a little green alien will pop out.

Do you ever wish that life didn't move so incredibly fast? I know that I do sometimes I just wish there was a pause button and I would have an infinite amount of time to get things done. I wonder if this would make my life any better?

Spa Nights

Katie and I had a spa night last night and we did fun activities like pedicures, facials with cucumbers, and biore strips. It was basically the best night of my life because in between pedis we went to whataburger and I got to see Vyron and he said he was going to call me. I'm really happy about this and then he told me that the reason he was upset yesterday is because he is sick and doesn't feel good. Then I think everyone at whataburger was amazed at my sobriety and Vyron said he likes me better sober because when I am drunk I am a "sexmaniac". Katie and I laughed really hard at this. Now I'm about to finish reading Richard III because I have to write a paper over it tonight and it sucks but whatever that's my life. I work better under pressure anyways.

Chillin @ Whataburger

Tonight was......................................

really weird to say the least. First of all Katie and I studied at the student center. Then we came back to the apartment and watched some Cops which we both like because it's an amazing show. Then we went to whataburger which is what we planned on doing. Unfortunatly when we got there BOOGIE was there! Not only that but he was there with that little hoodrat. I was really angry. I kept my cool though because I just didn't even feel like getting crunk! Well then I went outside to smoke a cigarette and as thier car drove away I screamed "FUCK YOU BOOGIE". Because I hate him.

Then we proceeded to wait for an hour for Vyron to get to work only for him to be all in a bad mood and totally diss me. So I told Darryl this other really nice guy that works at Whataburger to tell Vyron that I was real sad. Then we came back to the apartment and I just gagged down two nyquil and hopefully I'm about to pass out.

I'm really sad that Jerret left for the weekend but I'm glad that I have the most amazing friends ever: Katie, Erin, Kory and Mary and that they sat with me while I waited to see Vyron. Katie was really nice about it and I love her alot! IDK what I would do without her!!!

Oh and also while we were waiting Kory told us the three most retarded stories ever. First of all I had a hard time taking him seriously because he was wearing swimming trunks and I know he wasn't going swimming. Then he told us these stories about when he used to work at Jack in the Box and the only good part to the stories was when someone threw a big ass cup of strawberry fanta on him. He's still definitly the coolest guy in the universe which is what we figured out tonight at Whataburger.

Stuffy Noses & Stalker Tips

Here's some quick tips for all you wannabe stalkers:

1) Call the person's place of work at least 3-4 times a day
2) Drive past person's place of work at least 3-4 times a day
3) Write about person in blog/conversations daily


Anywaysssssssss I'm a total stalker. I'm also having a coughing attack right now and my nose is all stuffy. Today I saw my papa bear and he bought me some shit that I needed because I'm poorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Okay well this blog post sucks but honestly my life is boring now! I'm really sad because Jerret is leaving tomorrow but Katie and I will definitly have a good weekend studying!



NOT! The only highlight of my weekend will be if my ringworm clears up. I've been putting my anti-fungal cream on it and it already looks a little better. Well anyways I just took some nyquil so I'm getting really sleepy.

I really don't want to go to tennis tomorrow.

Library Time

So I'm in the library studying with Jerret and Katie and I feel really bad because I haven't been keeping up with my blog. I have a pretty horrible cold and my nose won't stop running. Luckily my dad is coming to see me tomorrow so I will feel a lotttt better!

It's really cold in here so I am going to go and wrap up in my blankie and study some more!

PS- I saw Josh Kelly and it pretty much made my night/life

Lay Lady Lay

I'm about to go back to sleep. The only reason I woke up this morning was to go to the quack shack and get some meds.

Fish 'N Chips

I'm sick. Again. Whatever.

Jen's b-day was really fun and thanks to hurricane Ike I didn't have to go to school today. I'm really happy because that means no French for me!!! Too bad I feel like shit and can't even enjoy it.

I'm gonna go to sleep and hopefully when I wake up I will feel 100% better.

Party Like It's 1999

Well Ike much sucks and whataburger is closed and peking is closed and sunshine mart is closed and they didn't have marlboro 27's at wal mart and tonight is Jen's b-day party but all the power went out in the apartment so we may have to party by candlelight. It's still going to be amazing. I'm totally going to kill a 24 pack of bud.

Dad's Advice

Just to be honest sometimes my dad gives me real crap advice. I love my dad pretty much more than anyone on the planet except maybe my mom/sister who I equally love and cherish even though sometimes it's harder to get along/live with them. Tonight though he said something that I think is really the truth and I really appreciate him telling me. I was telling him about all the drama with my friends and everything which btw is kinda stupid and so ninth grade although I wouldn't really know because I didn't have any friends in high school. Anyways he was listening to me and then he started asking me about school and I said that it was just a big load of crap. He was kind of angry about this and he told me simply that I would be happier if I made good grades. He is absolutely positively 100% right. I'm done with all this other bullshit. I love being with my friends but there are things in my life that I need to prioritize. I really don't want to be on academic probation or have to worry at the last second of the semester that none of my papers have been written and that I'm failing a class and need to make a 100 on a test to pass. So from now on it's turbo drive Alex. Fuck everything else I got shit I have to do.

Potheads

Being a pothead seems cool but only when you're stoned. When you see other potheads it doesn't seem as fun they just look stupid

Anthology of the Best Day of My Life

Yesterday was the greatest day of my life. Even though I was angry during one part of it, it still turned out to be a super great day. I wish that every day would be perfect. I wish that I could always make other people happy too. Unfortunately some people just like to bottle up things in thier life and not talk to thier friends. It's sad.

PS-I'm writing a musical/play about the best day of my life and it's going to be amazing.

I Got the Remedy

My side of the room looks like a disaster area. I feel sorry for my roommate. I just got out of class and took a long ass cold shower because I was seriously sweating it up since I freaking walked out the damn door. I didn't even play in tennis because the teacher sat and talked about how to keep score and all that and then he was like well you only have ten minutes so just do whatever. I smoked a cigarette.

I really don't want to study tonight.

I will though because I want to get out of here sometime in my life!!

Hot Dude of the Day

I thought he was a flat chested girl at first................

Greek Plays Suck

I just took my book test over the 7 famous greek plays. Bombed that shit. Technically it's only like 2% of the final grade though so I think I'll be fine. I just kept reading and reading and like nothing would process in my brain. Even when I was alone by myself reading it there was still this internal monologue going through my head of everything. Just random crap would start going through my mind and I would come to the realization that even though I had been reading for 30 minutes I didn't know what the funk I had just read. That's really going to have to change soon. I mean not everything that I'm going to read in college is going to be interesting but processing this information into my brain is really important.

It's so hot outside I don't know how much more of this whack ass nacogdoches weather that I can take. Last night there was a fire drill in Steen and I really needed to get my book out of my room but the stupid bitch wouldn't let me go into the even tower even though it was the odd tower that was having the fire alarm. I was super pissed because that meant that Katie and I had to stand outside in the like 90 degree muggy ass weather for a good thirty minutes and I just about wanted to start a real fire in the dorm just because I was so angry.

After we studied Jerret and Katie and I went back to Erin and Katie's apartment and made pizzas and then Jerret and I played this really fun game that Danielle and I used to play in high school. We spent like three hours just laughing and asking the most retarded questions and after about 10 minutes I just decided to be a total lesbian and I had to start picking like which actress I would rather have sex with and it was just sooooooooooo funny. Katie even had to tell us to be quiet because she was trying to sleep and she's been really sick and even had to stuff nosepons in her nose to keep the snot from dripping. We finally passed out at like three AM and Jerret was on the air matress and I was sleeping on these two really big pillows but like our heads were facing each other and I kept feeling Jerret's hand smack my face like all night long! Thanks Jerret!! Then I was awoken this morning by Huxley trying to chomp my hair and then he stepped on my face with his big ol puppy paws.

I do have like a really good piece of news: Jerret said he would let me meet his brother!!! I am so excited because I have never met a real life celebrity before (well besides Adam Lazzara from Taking Back Sunday and Bill Clinton) but I kinda wish I hadn't met Bill Clinton because then I got really sick with diahread and I'm pretty sure I had his diseaseeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I'm now contemplating whether or not I want to go sit outside in the heat and wait for Jen and Erin or just sit here in the library facebook stalking.

Oh yeah I almost forgot that I went to see my hubby Vyron at whataburger last night and he wasn't even working!!! I was sad :(.

Bible Dipping

I just did a bible dip and in a way I am satisfied with what God told me. It's kind of like a telephone straight to the big man himself!!!

Red Sox Fans, Hector, and Terrence

Erin and I had so much fun at the game last night!!! There was this very drunk red sox fan that basically made the whole night. He was the biggest douchebag in the world and that made it even funnier. Then Erin and I went to find the starbucks in the stadium and this mean guy yelled that they closed it down then erin wanted the ice cream in the little baseball helmet and they don't have those anymore either!! So then I flirted with this super hot dude named Terrence who worked at the cold beer stand. Then we went to get Ice Cream and this other hot dude named Hector basically wanted to have sex with Erin.

We had a great weekend. Check the facebook!

Tawakoni

Last night Erin and I arrived in Tawakoni at like 9:45. Not after many adventures though of course. We stopped at this one gas station and they just so happened to have those condom dispensers with the different types of condoms and lubes. So we bought like three of them and then made the guy that works at the gas station take a picture of us with them. Then we had to stop at this really sketchy gas station outside of Tawakoni and I was scared because there were daddy long legs. Then we finally made it to my house after the following playlist:

Plies
Miley Cyrus
Love Song
Hannah Montana 1&2
Spice Girls

We woke up at like 9 30 and then we walked to the lake and got aids on our feet probably because we dipped our feet in the lake. Then we called Jerret and Katie and laughed at Jen's text messages because she spelled question "guestion". Now we're watching wife swap. We're bored obviously but tonight is the rangers/redsox game so it's going to be amazing!!!

Hot Dude of the Day

Please disregard my face and just witness the hotness that is Jerret Swierc. Also please direct your attention below this post where I have blogged about my day thus far.

Boogie's That Need to be Picked

Wow. Where do I even begin with today? Let's start with hot bicycle dude. Erin was driving me to school today because she's an amazing friend and as we were driving up University we saw this guy on a bicycle. Erin was like "Is he wearing a shirt?!" Because we were behind him and all you could see was his backpack so I assumed he was wearing a tank top or something. So then we passed him up and I was like "OMG nooooooo!!!" he was probably the hottest bicycle dude I've ever seen and I've seen a lot of hot bicycle dudes in my day! So then we were stopped at the red light and I rolled down the window so that I could wolf whistle at him except he had his ipod in so it just looked like I was staring at him. This is the best part: he totally smiled at me!!!! I almost died!!!!!

After that Erin pushed me out of the car in front of the tennis courts and I sat and watched Jerret and this hot black dude play tennis for like 20 minutes. Then I went with Jerret to his Communications class and ran into Boogie. Then Boogie called me a punk ass and I told him to go fuck himself. Then I was really happy. Because I hate him. I changed my mind and I don't love him anymore.

There's some other news but I totally don't want to blog it right now.

I went to the language lab and did some French stuff which basically involved me playing the little French soccer game and basically getting every answer wrong. I hate French. Then I came back to the apartment and played with Huxley for like an hour which was fun because he was acting psychotic. Now I'm just playing some super mario brothers and I'm about to rule this game.

I will be in Tawakoni tonight!!! YAY!!!!!!! Can't wait to see my little weezer baby boy!!!!!

PS- Katie is sexy.

I Changed My Mind

First item of business:

Erin and I went to Taco Bueno and I really wanted this 99 cent cilantro lime rice because it's like the rice at chipotle and it's really good so we ordered it and the guy was like "well we're all out of that" and I was really depressed but then when we got to the window he was like "do you want a free smoothie?" and Erin and I were like "hells yes please!" So as we were drinking the smoothie we were driving back to Erin and Katie's apartment and this freaky old guy waved at us and Erin and I agreed that freaks are attracted to us like magnets and that when we're together they are doubly attracted to us. Case in point: Miah and Phillip.

So anyways I have a great plan for tomorrow so that I can "accidently" run into a certain someone who is going to be getting a little piece of my mind. This involves skipping tennis again but whatever.

Also today while Jerret and I were at schlotzkys katie called and she was really upset so then I went with her to the quack shack and they drew some blood and as we were leaving there was this long line to get into the clinic and I was like "well good thing you'll have the test results back from your STD screening Katie!" I was trying to embarass her but we just laughed. I am praying that all of her results come back okay and that she starts to feel better because I gotta have my BFFL feeling good!!!!

Hot Dude of the Day

Yes Jerret I went there.

Notes On My Life

I am pretty tired because it's like 2 in the morning but I skipped tennis today and slept in. Yeah yeah so I skipped a class on the second week but come onnn it's tennis and besides that it was raining so I knew we wouldn't be playing anywaysssss. So I slept in and went to Writing about Literature where I learned what an elipses (sp?) is. I was apparently the only person who didn't know but I think everyone else just wanted to look smart. I hate all English majors (besides Luke!) because they all think they know everything and it's really annoying. If you knew everything you wouldn't be in college so just stop being a bunch of pretentious assholes and get over yourselves. Another thing I have noticed about English majors (well the male ones at least) is that they don't like to shower very often so you need to be wise about who you pick to sit next to (this also doesn't apply to Luke lol).

Katie read me this story today called Henry's freedom box and it was about this slave whose family gets taken away from him so he gets in a box and is mailed to freedom in pennsylvania. At the end of the story I was like "well what happened to his family?" and Katie was like "Never saw them again" and shrugged her shoulders. It was really sad. I'm going to read stories like that to my children some day so they will understand the kind of world that we live in. I'm going to be real honest with them too. I think my life wouldn't be so dissapointing if my parents had read me more stories like that. I already have a good one in mind: "Working at Super Target until you Die". It's going to be for ages 3-6.

Well anyways Katie and Jerret and I played a little Super Nintendo today and I suck at Super Mario and fucked up all of Jerret's hard work. Sorry!!! Then I stalked his brother who works for KTRE. Then we facebook creeped because it's what we do best.

Well I'm going to bed. Well actually I'm going to write an email and then go to bed but whatevs.

My Most Favorite People in the World

In no particular order:

Katie, Erin, Jerret, Jen

Why:

Because they are awesome

Hurricane Gustav

There is totally a hurricane headed for Nacogdoches as I type this. I will probably be dead before the morning light. I'm in a very dramatic mood.

I woke up this morning just feeling like absolute shit (not physically but mentally). I don't know what it is with me but I have like severe mood swings where one second I will be perfectly happy and the next thing I know the tiniest of things will set me off crying. Sometimes I don't even know what it is I am crying about. It's just sometimes no matter how happy I am or how much fun I am having I just feel like there's something really fucked up with me. Like there's a part of me that's missing or something. It's weird because I honestly have no idea what it is. It gets me into these funks. I'm not really worried about them because they usually only last a couple hours and I cry and get over them but it happens four or five times a week.

This has officially been the most depressing blogpost ever..........

Anyways my pinky finger which I thought I broke is doing a lot better. The swelling has gone down and it's not as colorful as it was. It's kind of hard to type and to write still but I think I'll be 100% in a couple of days.

One more item of business before I go to bed and finish reading the taming of the shrew (which is pretty damn funny btw but I like the Heath Ledger movie wayyyy better sorry shakespeare).

Today I was in one of my moods so I kind of just wanted to be alone so Katie and I went to Wal Mart. We talked for a long time and we just got a lot of things out in the open that needed to be out. I know that Eriniqua is upset at me and I want to say sorry to her but I just think it's better if I leave everyone alone for a while and just focus on school and finding a job because basically every single friendship/boyfriend/thing in my life I always find ways to fuck it up. EVERYTHING. I'm like the mirror opposite of king midas. I'm tired of fucking shit up so from now on I'm just gonna do the right things always and be perfect. I know that will never happen but I'm at least going to strive for it.

OMG! It's officially september!

I'm pretty sure I spelled officially wrong. Okay I spell checked it and we're all good. We're going to have the drunkest person of the night contest and I definitly think that goes to jerret becau:se he was a making out fool.

Things that happened today:

1) I made out with Vyron at whataburger
2)Jerret and Katie got into a fight and it was funny
3) Jen walked in on me butt naked in the bathroom
4) Mary booty danced on basically everyone
5) My finger is all swollen and jacked up and then katie's fingers got all swollen and jacked up too
6) I thought I won the lottery only to realize that it was eighteen and not eight

Good times

Peace Easy!!!