Fish 'N Chips

I'm sick. Again. Whatever.

Jen's b-day was really fun and thanks to hurricane Ike I didn't have to go to school today. I'm really happy because that means no French for me!!! Too bad I feel like shit and can't even enjoy it.

I'm gonna go to sleep and hopefully when I wake up I will feel 100% better.

Party Like It's 1999

Well Ike much sucks and whataburger is closed and peking is closed and sunshine mart is closed and they didn't have marlboro 27's at wal mart and tonight is Jen's b-day party but all the power went out in the apartment so we may have to party by candlelight. It's still going to be amazing. I'm totally going to kill a 24 pack of bud.

OMG! It's officially september!

I'm pretty sure I spelled officially wrong. Okay I spell checked it and we're all good. We're going to have the drunkest person of the night contest and I definitly think that goes to jerret becau:se he was a making out fool.

Things that happened today:

1) I made out with Vyron at whataburger
2)Jerret and Katie got into a fight and it was funny
3) Jen walked in on me butt naked in the bathroom
4) Mary booty danced on basically everyone
5) My finger is all swollen and jacked up and then katie's fingers got all swollen and jacked up too
6) I thought I won the lottery only to realize that it was eighteen and not eight

Good times

Peace Easy!!!

I AM BACK!

So I'm back and better than ever bitches!!! I am so excited about the upcoming school year!!! Some things I am excited about:

1)Sceduled naptimes
2)Being back in Steen
3)Having a job and making money!!!
4)Getting a new roommate!
5)Seeing Eriniqua and Jenaynay
6)Jenaynay's b-day
7)Erin's b-day
8) Lunches and/or dinners with Marie and Jordan and Allison!
9)Allison living in Steen!!!
10)Jerret living in the same tower of Steen!!!!!!!
11)Getting drunk on weekdays
12)Coming up with new ideas for reality shows with Jerret
13)Taking 300-level English classes finally!!!
14)All new teachers!!!
15)$1 dollar movies
16)Meeting other creepy guys at the Ag Pond late at night
17) Write Club meetings w/Luke and Dr. Whatley!!
18)Raising hell in Hall 14 with Jen again!!!!
19)Barfing on random guys towels at the Shack!!
20)Hot new freshmen man meat!!!

Now I am going to go do some more facebooking and tv watching!

Wednesday Nights

Blah. That's all I have to say about that. I'm working on my paper right now and I just need one more paragraph before I start editing(which is 50% of the writing process!). It took me less that thirty minutes to get all the words onto the page. I'm impressed with how well I work under pressure. I just kill myself!

Anyways something very interesting happened to me today. I was in Einstein's buying a diet dr pepper before biology lab because I was super thirsty as hell (by the way I went to all of my classes today woot woot!). So some random ass guy comes up to me talking about how I bit his neck at the sports shack that one thursday when I got really shitty. I just couldn't believe it! I was sooooooooooo embarassed. Then he said he told his friend he was "about to get up on me"!!!! SICK! I want to say that he's a total creep but I guess I'm the one that bit his neck! So weird. Just soooooooooooooooooooooo weird the things that I do when I am drunk!

Well at least I've stopped drinking for the time being because I was starting to scare myself(and Katie, Erin &Jen).

So tonight I am going to Prince Eric's softball game (that's if it doesn't rain!) and i'm sure it will be just tons of fun!!!!!!!!!!

Argh I'm so needing to finish my paper, but I think I'll go grab a smoke really quick first!

My Weekend In 60 Seconds

The internet is still not working in my room. I'm about to go crazy. I decided I'll make a short post about my weekend:

Friday-Katie and I had a deal that if we went to all of our classes we would get our drinks on Friday night. Which we did. I got crazy and Katie and I got into a fight and so I left and went to Marcus' room where I proceeded to make a fool of myself. He kicked me out of his room and I was really sad so I went to find James who had left about an hour before that(I didn't know) and so I pounded on his door for ten minutes thinking that he was ignoring me, then I passed out in the hallway. Erin came and tried to wake me up but couldn't so then she got Cory and this guy Adam who are both friends of Marcus' to help take me back to my room.

Saturday- Katie, Jen and I were hanging out basically all day, we went to the pool with Erin and got on some of the two seater floats to go down the lazy river and we started a "slut train" and at one point had like 12 people on the slut train with us. Later that night we went to IHOP and some old bitch yelled at us.

Sunday- Soooo boring. Went to church then Katie and I spent 5 hours at the pool where we both got sunburns. Erin, Katie, James and I hung out but then I got really sleepy and went to sleep early(which for me is 12:30). We didn't even get to watch talk sex!

Now I just got out of class and I'm about to go to Katie's so that we can come to the library so she can do her homework or something. I'm starving my ass off and I look like a fucking tomato because my face is red. The worst part is that I was wearing sunglasses and so now I have red cheeks, a red forehead, and white eyes!! Whatever.

Haircuts & Bras

Yesterday was interesting to say the least. It was showcase Saturday and I woke up at around one and went to have a cigarette and there were like 900000000 people in the Steen Lobby yelling and in my way. So then I took a shower and was going to study but it just so happens that one of the rooms on my floor was being used as a tour room and so people were so damn loud so I went to the library for about an hour just to write up some flashcards and catch up on some English readings. Then I went over to Hall 14 to see Jenaynay but she was really busy so I went over to Katie's apartment in Garner and then we went and had lunch and picked Jen up so that we could go to Lufkin because Katie really needed a new bathing suit. While we were at Target somehow Jen convinced me to buy a bra and it's the first real bra I've had in like 2 years and I really like it although I must say it's really rough not even being a B-cup but oh well.

Then we went back to Nacogdoches and went to Hastings and this is when the night took a turn for the worse. We were in Hastings talking to Erin because she was working and probably bored out of her mind and I was telling a story or something and I kept hearing these guys behind this shelf mocking me so finally I had enough and I was like "HEY ASSHOLES! I CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU!" and they were like "what did we do we weren't even talking about you!" and so then I literally yelled at the top of my lungs at them and then stormed out of Hastings. I really haven't been that angry in a long time. So then we went back to Steen and I checked my facebook because I had added this guy that I thought was cute who lives in Jen's dorm and I had seen him around before. Well anyways we had messaged back and forth for a while and then he asked if I wanted to hang out which I assumed meant like go out somewhere so I was like "yeah that sounds great, where do you want to hang out?" and these were his exact words verbatim: "My room! I stay n Hall 14 461! U can come later 2nite! How late u goin b up 2nite? U can jus stay if u want!" I mean seriously I know I'm not the most innocent looking girl in the world but does this guy honestly think that I am going to come over to his room and spend the night and I don't even know him?!?!?!?!?! I was so angry. So Katie and I decided to rent movies and get a lot of food. So we started to watch the movie when Jamesie came by because we had told him we would cut his hair because he has his baptism/confirmation today(which is why I'm up so early blogging by the way). Well anyways we cut his hair and we were laughing so hard because he looks like Julie Andrews from the sound of music. Like when he saw it he goes "I look gay!!! I look sooooooo gay!" and we were like "James you are gay" but I mean the more I get used to it the better it is and I learned what my mistake was I accidentely cut his bangs way too short, but oh well. Needless to say I don't think he'll ever come to me for a haircut again. Well I have to get ready to go to the church for his baptism. If you read this far you truly are my hero!

You Never Call Me When You're Sober

I'm not trying to be cynical but I hate spring in Nacogdoches. There are way too many creatures. Huge raccoons that prowl the dumpsters at night and attack at will, Ants the size of hamsters, Cockroaches that could eat your face right off, and mysterious ninja frogs and lizards that try to jump on you while you're outside trying to enjoy a cigarette. Don't even get me started on the rogue squirrels that are always trying to steal your food!!!!! I hate it!!!!!!!!!!

Last night was pretty good. Katie, Erin, Jen, Kory and I went to see Alvin and the Chipmunks and it was such a cute movie!! Even though it was a movie about talking and singing chipmunks it was still really funny. Then after that Jen, Erin, Katie, Marie, Allison and I stayed and watched Sweeney Todd which I must say is a fucking kick-ass movie!!!! It's really really really gruesome and I love it!!!!!

Anyways here's a funny story to leave you all with:

Erin and I were outside of Steen waiting for James to come down because we were going to walmart because erin needed a new fan and I needed some cigarettes and I was smoking this swisher sweet cigar because I was obviously out of cigarettes and this guy walked by and was like "Are you smoking a blunt?!?!" and I was like "yep" and then he walked into steen and about five minutes later he came back out and was like "can I take a few hits?" and erin and I started laughing and I was like "I was just kidding man it's just a cigar" and he laughed and was like "damn man you had me convinced!!" and then walked away. It was so funny!

About A Boy

I'm still very homesick, but this post is not about that it's about my day so get ready!

I woke up at nine like I said I would and I went to all of my classes like I said I would. I'm very proud of myself. I went to biology lab and saw hot lab assistant and it was just me and this boy named dwight who is very funny. I was glad potato head bitch didn't come. The experiment took forever and I was so glad to get out of there. Then I went to the cafeteria to see my homegirls Marie, Jordan, and the infamous Allison Percival. Then I went with Katie to check my mail and my keys finally came in so I gave the spare one back to the front desk. Then I went and had a real dinner with Jenaynay, Eriniqua, and Kory and then my stomach started to hurt. I went back to Steen and then Katie came to see me and we went to Cane's and I didn't have any chicken because I am poor and poor people eat in the cafeteria. Then we went to Wal-mart to load up for the partayyyyy tomorrow night. Poor people drink beer. Then I went over to Hall 14 to study for the bio test tomorrow. Jen and I were in the study room with Rachel and some really weird dude who was super smart. We left to take a break and Rachel shut the door and we were locked out for thirty minutes waiting for the hall director to come back with the keys. Now I am so fucking tired I could just pass out but I decided I'll just take a shower and fix my hair so I won't have to worry about it tomorrow. Besides I still have some reading to do for English tomorrow. I'm so far behind that I'm literally frightenend. It's my own fault.

I really just don't care anymore. I'm so ready for this semester to be over. I'm so ready to have a real job so I won't be so fucking poor anymore. Anyways here are some funny things that happened today:

I went to James' room to bum a smoke and it took him like five minutes to answer the door and I was like "what are you doing? and he was like "looking at porn" and I was like "ewwww were you jacking off?" and he was like "hhahahaha yea" so I Was like "can I just have a cigarette real quick?" and he was like trying to hand me one and I was like "oh hell no let me get it myself!" and then I ran away.


Then when I was in biology lab I was asking Dwight about this guy that I've known all semester but I've only known him as T.O because he looks like Terrel Owens and that's what all the guys in the dorm call him and then last night Marcus tried to tell me his name was Conception and I didn't believe him and then I asked Dwight and Dwight was like "Yeah that really is his name, what was his mama thinking?!?!"

Anyways I'm off to shower and then I'm going to read and get some much needed sleep. If I go to bed by two I will get eight hours of sleep exactly and that will be very very very very very nice!

Brenda's Got a Baby

Last night I learned that my friend Natalie is pregnant......again. I don't know what to think of this, and I don't approve of the decision because she's not married and the baby's daddy is a stripper. So Cindy told me to just leave her alone because that's all I can do. I feel like this semester has been so good for me because I have made such amazing friends and they are such positive influences in my life. They are there for me when I am sad (late nights at iHop) and they always make me happy (Golden Girls and accompanying me outside when I need a cigarette. Even though I'm not the most positive influence on them majority always rules and these are three kick ass girls! I really do want to be there for natalie, but sometimes these things hurt so much. To see that baby with her would hurt a lot. So for now I'm just going to ignore it, I have like 7 months to contemplate whether I want to be in her life or not, because the hard part is not being pregnant. That's the fun part.

Anyways I'm done with the sordid. My spring break has been pretty kick ass. I've been sleeping alot, and my sister took me to this amazing barbeque place last night. The only problem was after I ate the meat I was so tired I was like in a coma all the way home. My grandmother has been a real bitch, but as long as you close the door to her room she doesn't really talk to you.

Well I'm going to do a face mask because I have this really horrible zit like next to my mouth and it looks really bad.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now

So last night was weird to say the least. We went to watch the mavericks rockets game downstairs and the dudes that had the guns that one night were like staring at us and whispering. So we went back to my room. Then we went to James' and said goodbye to him since we probably won't see him today and I am sad.

I'm so ready to be out of nacogdoches, but what am I going to do without Jen, Erin, Katie, James, and Mariezy?!?!?! It's snowing in Nacogdoches right now, hell has officially frozen over!

I Can Literally Smell Spring Break

I am so tired of being in Nacogdoches. Jen, Katie, Erin and I all are. We have literally just one more night together before spring break and we're going to make the most of it!!! I have one more midterm and then I'm out of this town!

I just got done working, I didn't go to biology today which is fine because Jen said we had a substitute and that he was this old man and he looked like he was going to die.

Anyways it's study time. I have four hours to just get it done, and get on with my life.

Men

I hate men today. I hate penis' I hate hairy armpits I hate the smell of old spice I hate boxers I hate hypocrites I hate not being drunk.

The only man I don't hate today is James.

We had an inadvertent girls night. I wish Katie was talking to us again.

Why I Love Jen

Jen told me to name this post that. We studied for like 2 hours over biology so if I fail tomorrow I'm blaming it on her!! Then we looked at pictures of her dad who is hot btw, I think he's going to be my next hot dude of the day!!!

Anyways I went to my classes today which were boring. Then I went and studied for 1100000 hours. The funniest thing that has ever happened to me happened in the library. I went to the middle of the third floor because when I went towards the back there was this group of people sitting at a table talking and I hate talkers in the library. So I sat down in the middle and I was reading my government book and things were going really good. Suddenly this group of three girls all decided that they were going to just ignore the fact that there were five hundred free tables and choose the one directly in front of me so that they could catch up on all the latest gossip. This one girl who was wearing black glasses was talking so loud that I seriously wanted to scream at her to shut the fuck up. I was just about ready to get my books and try to find a better spot on the fourth floor when this girl like 10 tables away screamed "I'm trying to study for a test would you please SHUT THE FUCK UP!?!?!?!" and the girls at the table in front of me got really quiet. I thought I was going to poop my pants that's how hard I was laughing. So then like another 15 minutes goes by and the girl that yelled came and told them she was really sorry, but it was still so funny. I've always wanted to do that and finally somebody much braver and bolder than I did!!!!!!!!

So anyways then I went and hung out with Marie and Allison and Allison told me some things that somebody else I know lied about. I'm not even going to start anything on my blog in case he reads this but I really hate it when people lie. It's basically been drama all day long. A few of my friends aren't talking either. I would post the whole story but it would take a while and I still have some studying to do........................

I went over to Katie's as well and we tried to go to Prince Eric's but he didn't answer when we knocked on his door sad. Then we played this really fun game where we wrote one sentence about everyone we know! It was sooooooo funny!

Then I went over to Willie&Marcus' room and we played basketball but Willie was beating me and he was the charlotte bobcats and I was the los angeles lakers so I was like screw this. Willie took a shower and when he got out he put baby powder down the front of his pants. He also uses Suave women's deoderant.

I just want all of my friends to forgive each other and forget it. Spring Break is in a few more days and we won't see each other for a while.

Anyways I am going to study so I hope everyone has a good wednesday and seriously pray for me because I am going to need it to get through with tomorrow!

Waking Up To Another Day

My parents came to see me for a belated birthday weekend. They brought my stinky brother too. My mom made me a cake and we all went to church. Jen came too and it was the longest mass in all of the history of the world. Then we went to Jalapeno tree which is the third day in a row Jen has been there. Second day in a row for me. I was starving because I hadn't eaten since the day before. My brother told me I looked like an alchoholic drug addict who had been on a binge all weekend. Katie met us at Jalapeno Tree and it was a really good time because we had the same waiter as last time and he's just the nicest guy.

Then I gave my parents a tour and they left and I was sad.

I woke up this morning before my parents got here to take a shower and noticed the staggering amount of bruises on my arms and legs from the night before when James and I fought. I had text messaged him 14 times last night about how I never wanted to see him again. We were very mad at each other today and I seriously never wanted to see him again but before my parents left I was sitting with my dad outside of Steen because he was smoking a cigarette and James walked down the front steps and he gave me the meanest glare and I was like "OH HEY JAMES! This is my dad" and then James had to be nice to me because I mean it was my dad. So then I asked him if he was mad at me and he said he wasn't and I told him he beat me up and he said he didn't remember. So he had to leave for work and I said goodbye to my daddy and then went up to my room and texted James that I wasn't mad at him and that he really did beat me up, he still didn't believe me until I showed him all the bruises tonight. He finally apologized and I think we're even better friends now because of it. We decided that we probably shouldn't drink together and if we do that we shouldn't be so violent. Then he came back to my room for like 3 hours and I straightened his hair and we watched funny videos on youtube.

I really do love James but when I'm drunk I want to choke him and punch him for some reason. I get so angry, and I think it's because he's normally so docile and doesn't fight me back. It's really funny though because all day I've been telling people about how my gay friend beat me up.

Pitching Fits & Physical Violence

Last night (Saturday) I only wanted two things: to see James' roommate and to get crunk. I achieved both of my goals but at a price.

Katie, Jen, Allison and I all went to Lufkin because we were bored as hell and everyone left for the weekend. When we got back we decided to take some shots because we still had half a bottle of vodka left. Jen, Allison and I finished the bottle of Vodka within about 15 minutes and decided to go to James' room to get my pillow that I had left the night before and so that I could show them hot roommate. At the poing James was at work so we didn't have to worry about seeing his face until 11. Well we go to the door and were knocking and knocking and nobody answered. I threw a fit. I claimed that my vagina would explode if he wasn't there in thirty minutes. Then we went outside to smoke a cigarette and my friend Lizzie came by and picked allison and I up because we were going to hang out at her apartment. Allison and I took another shot at Lizzie's and then shotgunned a beer each. Lizzie and Chris were going to leave to go to the bar and we were gonna stay at Lizzie's apartment for a while but then Lizzie decided we were too drunk so she took us back to Steen where we called Katie and she came back. I had like 8 beers in my purse so Allison and I went back to Steen and played ghetto beer pong until we decided we were gonna go back to see if hot roommate was home yet. Well he wasn't so we asked thier neighbors if we could come into thier room and they were like "NO!" so then we were sitting on the floor in the hall and I was about to cry when some guy walked by and I was like hey can we chill in your room. He was like "okay" so we went into his room and talked to him for like 30 minutes until James got home from work. Then I took the beers and by this time I was really really really really out of control. James had just gotten off of work and had threatened to not let me into his room because I was so drunk. I gave him a beer and then he let me in. Allison and he drank another beer and I was like "JAMES GIVE ME A SIP!" and James was like "NO!" so I went to grab it out of his hand and he grabbed my arm and started wrenching it. I screamed and then tried to punch his balls and he got really angry and kicked me twice on my knee. Then supposedly he and Katie started to tell me that James had kissed his roommate and that his roommate was in love with him to make me jealous so I started choking James and he pushed me into his roommate's closet and I now have a giant bruise on my elbow! So then I was like "FINE I HATE YOU!" and we all went outside to smoke another cigarette. Well James wouldn't sit next to me he would only sit next to Allison and I was pissed off. So we all went back into Steen but somehow we got locked out of James' room and my purse was in there so Katie and I assumed that James and Allison were in there and locking us out so we were banging down the door and finally someone came and opened it, but it was not James............

IT WAS HOT ROOMMATE! I was so happy. Not only did he answer the door he let us in and for some reason we have no idea where James and Allison were at this point. So I sat on the floor and Katie was standing there and I was like talking to hot roommate and I was like "where have you been all night?" and he was like "out" and I was like " how come you didn't answer the door!" and he was like "I was in the shower" which was true because his hair was all wet. Then I said "what did you do tonight?" and he said "chilled" and then I started crying because I was really jealous that James and Allison went off without me. So then James calls on my cell phone and was like "where are you?" and I was like "in your room where the fuck are you?" and James was like "NO YOU AREN'T!" and I was like "I BET YOU A MILLION DOLLARS I AM!" and so then I hung up and cried some more. Finally they came back to his room and James was like "oh you were in here" and then I tried to punch his nuts again and he was like "IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN I'LL KICK YOU OUT!" and then I was like really angry so I turned to hot roommate and was like "I lied when I said I wanted to have sex with James I DON'T EVEN LOVE HIM!" and then hot roommate was like "oh okay" and then James said "Good because I wouldn't have sex with you, you're not even my type" and I was like "WE KNOW WHAT YOUR TYPE IS!" which is funny because his roommate doesn't know he's gay. So then James said "well my roommate wants you to get the fuck out of here" and then hot roommate smiled and waved and so I convinced James and Allison to come back to my room and then I kicked them out because I was angry. Finally I went to sleep and woke up 2 hours later because my parents were coming and I really needed to take a shower.

Funniest things from the night:
-Allison spitting in the hallway and elevator
-James and I fighting
-Telling Willie I would do his laundry
-Allison putting beer in a diet dr. pepper can
-Allison spilling beer all over my floor
-Me talking to Johnny about the bible and his hair
-Me crying and saying if I didn't see hot roommate I would die because I love him and then some girl asking how long I've known him and me replying "three days!"
-The fucking kick ass Banenis Allison drew on my arm (a penis coming out of a banana peel)
-Me telling everyone about my Banenis
-Me being jealous of James and Allison & James and his roommate
-Katie smoking a cigar and saying how stressful the night has been
-Having Jen help me clean the banenis off of my arm at like 2 am
-Text messaging James that I never want to see his face again!

Birthday Party of a Lifetime

I was pretty concernced that turning twenty was going to be traumatic. I would wake up thursday and just want to lay back down and cry. Instead Thursday was one of the greatest days I have ever had! I woke up and did my hair and got dressed. My roommate Erin had left me a happy birthday note on my desk which made me smile. I went to my two classes of the day (biology and english) I saw Jen in biology and we got out a little early and got Einstein's. Jen and I played hangman during class and worked on her experiment. Then I went to English where we talked about Ulyesses which is a poem by Alfred, Lord Tennyson. After class I went to Katie's apartment and then Katie took me out to lunch at Cane's which was really nice and delicious. We went to Wal-Mart which is always a fun experience. Then I walked her to work and I made a bet with Daniel that the Mavericks would beat the Spurs because they never lose on my birthday(well they used to never lose). Needless to say I paid Daniel a dollar yesterday.







After that I went to my room and finished cleaning up and putting up the decorations. I got lonely so I called Jen and Erin and then we were hanging out and talking and then they left to go get thier cards swiped at the ladyjacks game(in case you didn't know the more games you see the more prizes you get) Erin's probably already qualified for a free t-shirt. Just as they left Allison, Stephanie, Marie, and Stevie showed up so it was partying time. We blew bubbles and then bounced the basketball around and I ordered pizza. Erin and Jen came back and Palmer and all of the guys from next door came over just because they wanted free pizza. Everyone ate I watched some more of the basketball game and then we took the party over to Katie's apartment. Allison, Jen and I took some shots and I was pretty much gone within the first ten minutes. We tried to play King's Cup but it didn't work out very well because Jen was super ADD and nobody else knew the rules. Then James came over and that's when it started to get really funny. Just to recap you all James is my gay friend who says he doesn't like girls. We were sitting on Katie's floor and he goes "Kiss me!" and I said "Ewwwwwwwww no." and then he goes "Why is it because I'm UGLY?!?!" and I was soooooooo embarassed because the whole party stopped and everyone was looking at me in my birthday crown with my cheeks blazing. So I was like "fine" and I grabbed James face and kissed him which I remember doing but what I don't remember and what Katie had to tell me afterwards is that he was like "THAT WAS A REALLY PASSIONATE KISS!" So the rest of the night I was very angry at James and by this point I don't remember much besides me trying to choke him severel times, slapping him for flirting with Allison, and breaking two pair of sunglasses. Then Marie and Stevie left and so I was bummed and the party lasted for another 20 minutes or so before Jen and I were like not able to drink anymore and everyone else was feeling good. So Katie, Jen, Erin, James, Tim and I walked back towards Steen but Tim got mad at me for some reason and went off with Jen. So Katie Erin James and I are back outside Steen and I just wanted one last cigarette and by this time everyone was my best friend so basically anyone walking around outside of Steen was getting some loving from me. So I saw these guys that I knew because I've watched the mavericks game with them before and of course they were my "best friends" and I was hugging them and telling them that I loved them and everything. Well this is the part where it gets sort of fuzzy for me because next thing I knew I was inside Steen and this drunk girl who I had given a cigarette to was crying and Katie was crying talking about how one of the guys had a gun and said he was gonna shoot that drunk girl. I guess at the time for them it was really scary but it's just a testament to how drunk I was that I thought it was hilarious and just went to my room and peed and came back down happy as a god-damned lark. Well Katie and Erin had just called UPD and so I went with James up to his room because I really didn't want to get arrested. I tried to go to sleep because I just wanted to forget guns and life in general at this point of the night but Erin called and said the cop needed one of us to come downstairs so of course James went because he was not as drunk as I was. This is when I talked to James' roommate about how I'm supposedly in love with James. Then James comes back into the room and was like "it's time to sober up!" and I was like "noooooooooooooooo why?!?!" and it turns out the cop needed to talk to me because I supposedly knew these guys and thought they were my friends. So I went drank some water and peed and went down there and talked to that poor cop. He asked me some questions and I tried to act sober. After all of this we went back to James' room because I wanted Erin and Katie to see James' roommate who I was convinced was the hottest man on earth even though I hadn't even seen what he looked like because when I was in the room it was pitch black. So we walk into the dark room and I had my cell phone light and was flashing it in this poor boys eyes and I was like "HE IS HOTTTTTTTTT!" and then they turned on the light and he was like "hey what's up?" and it was just about the funniest thing that has ever happened to me in my life. Then I tried to steal his blanket and his pillow. He looks like a male model. I am in love. I ended up spending the nigth with James and I even woke up the next morning for my classes even though I was quite hungover.



In retrospect it was the greatest birthday party and greatest birthday ever. Wow it took my five days to write this post. Next up: Alex's Saturday night adventure with Allison.

15 Minutes

In 15 minutes I'll be 20. Ugh.

Today was a very good day. I don't know how tomorrow could top today!!! I went to all of my classes which were good I suppose. Went to Biology Lab which is always good thanks to biology lab assistant hottie pants face. Then I had dinner with Mariezy and Jordano. Unfortunately Hymen wasn't there.....sad! I saw a really hot guy that looked like Reggie Bush. Then we were watching this very funny video in the student center and this guy was like "I feel so bad asking this, but I really need 2 dollars and I'll give you these starbucks giftcards one has 10 dollars and one has 5 dollars I just really need 2 bucks" and I was like here's two dollars but don't worry about the giftcards. I thought it would be really unfair to take 15 dollars worth of giftcards just for 2 measly dollars worth of changed I scraped from the bottom of my purse. Then I went back to Steen and was sitting outside when Erin and Jen came by and we went to Wal Mart to get my cake and decorations for the partayyyyyy. The lady at Wal-Mart gave me the cake for free which was soooooooooooooooo nice! It has little mermaid on it!!!!! After that we came back to my room and were decorating and cleaning. Then we went to see Katie at Garner but she wasn't there. So we came back and then Katie came over and then we went back to Garner and then I went to Hall 14 with Jen where they were making cuppy cakes. I really should live in Hall 14 because it's way better than Steen. After that I came back here took a shower and now I'm about to read my poem for Brit Lit tomorrow, blow dry my hair and then go to sleep.

Only 8 minutes until I turn 20!!!!!!!

Katie Tortilla Head

Ugh today was so boring. I am so tired of studying and reading and highlighting and taking notes and listening and reading really good poetry and thinking it means one thing but then learning it means something else completely different.

I'm tired of it. We went to Jalapeno tree today and we were all starving (Jen, Erin, Katie, Me) and so they brought us all the free tortillas and I was throwing them like frizbees to everyone and Katie was like "you eat it!" and I was like "no Katie take it!" and I threw it into the air and it fell right on Katie's head like a little Tortilla hat. It was so funnnnnnny! Then there was this old man at the table behind us and his phone went off and his ring tone was "Girls just want to have fun" and we laughed soooooooooooooo hard. I'm sorry that is one of the funniest things ever. Then as we were walking out there was this poor lady with an eye deformity and I tried to get my ice cream and it spilled everywhere and then as we were walking out Katie goes "I WAS TRYING NOT TO LOOK AT THAT WOMAN'S EYE!!!!!" and I was like you are so going to hell in a handbasket!!!!! Although I don't think she will. God Bless that woman, I'm going to say a prayer for her tonight.

Then I studied for a while and then talked with Jen at hall 14. We were studying but I seriously give up on biology. Everything I study flies out of my head the second it gets there. I really need spring break because at this rate things are not looking good. I thought Christmas break would help me, but I really think after spring break I will have my shit together. I have a glorious week to study for my test and Chesley's going to help me I'm going to make flashcards and study guides. I am going to make a 100 on this test if it's the last thing I ever do. I've decided that the president's honor roll is not going to happen this semester, but next semester when I am science and math free I am going to definitely be on it. I just have never excelled at math or science so I have accepted it. I am still striving for Dean's List which shouldn't be impossible at all at this point.

I had my first day of work today and I read a quiz for a blind girl. She has the cutest seeing eye dog. I felt like a real asshole though because I had just drank this big ass diet dr. pepper and I really had to pee so I just left her standing there and then I realized she had to sign my time sheet and she was like "I was just waiting for you" I was like "wow I'm an asshole"...................

Anyways longest blog post ever!!!! I am going to take a shower now and go back over my bio flashcards for lab tomorrow. Tomorrow's lab looks like one of the worst ever. I am so not going to like tomorrow. I don't even want to go to sleep that's how bad tomorrow looks! Yay for Thursday(my party) and Sunday(mom and daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!0

I Am Half Sick of Shadows

My father really made me mad tonight. I hate the fact that when things go bad he cares so much, but when things are going good he doesn't give a shit. I'm not talking to him for the rest of the weekend. I just really want to be left alone. If you want to call and criticize me just save your breath because I really just don't care.

For the next six days I am going to be a teenager and I'm going to act like one. I'm going to drink on weekdays and I'm going to act like I know everything even if I'm searching for the answers. I'm going to stay up late and wake up late. I'm going to laugh at things that are funny and cry at things that hurt me. I'm going to be continuously searching for the meaning to things, only to find out that they mean nothing.

I just can't wait for my mother to be here next sunday. I know I bash her sometimes, but there are just times in a girl's life where she needs her mother. Fathers are good for some things, but mothers understand, whereas fathers are always trying to understand. Some things in life you can't just try, you have to do them.

I gave myself tatoos tonight. I busted down a door only to realize that it was the wrong one. I drew naughty pictures on Katie's dry erase board. I drank five beers and smoked a cigarette. I made prank calls and told secrets. I had a good night, and nobody can take that from me.