Kroger

I got a job at Kroger! GO ME! I will now have money! Money and respect! What more could a bitch ask for?

I know I haven't updated in a while but it's so zen for me to update before bed and now I don't have a computer for another couple weeks so just bear with me.

200th Post!

I realized about a week ago that I was coming up on my 200th blog post and I was really excited because it was going to be the most amazing post ever and rock everyone's world. Too bad my computer decided to explode so the only thing I'm going to blog about is how pissed off I am! I was just going to the bathroom listening to a little Plies on my iTunes and then I came back and noticed that the screen saver was frozen so I tried to move the mouse around but the screen went all black and fuzzy and so I didn't really worry I just restarted the computer but it did it again! Then again. So I took out the battery and it did it again! So I finally just took it to the shack and hopefully they can fix it without having to erase all the memory like they did with katie's computer. On top of that my phone just froze too so I'm having all sorts of technological issues today.

Naps

Here are some majors/classes I would be interested in:

Napping
Eating Cane's Chicken
Listening to Music
Getting Stoned
Hair Straightening
Bangs 101

Here's a class I'm interested in teaching:
The Best Bathrooms on Campus and Where to Find Them

Stuffy Noses & Stalker Tips

Here's some quick tips for all you wannabe stalkers:

1) Call the person's place of work at least 3-4 times a day
2) Drive past person's place of work at least 3-4 times a day
3) Write about person in blog/conversations daily


Anywaysssssssss I'm a total stalker. I'm also having a coughing attack right now and my nose is all stuffy. Today I saw my papa bear and he bought me some shit that I needed because I'm poorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Okay well this blog post sucks but honestly my life is boring now! I'm really sad because Jerret is leaving tomorrow but Katie and I will definitly have a good weekend studying!



NOT! The only highlight of my weekend will be if my ringworm clears up. I've been putting my anti-fungal cream on it and it already looks a little better. Well anyways I just took some nyquil so I'm getting really sleepy.

I really don't want to go to tennis tomorrow.

Dad's Advice

Just to be honest sometimes my dad gives me real crap advice. I love my dad pretty much more than anyone on the planet except maybe my mom/sister who I equally love and cherish even though sometimes it's harder to get along/live with them. Tonight though he said something that I think is really the truth and I really appreciate him telling me. I was telling him about all the drama with my friends and everything which btw is kinda stupid and so ninth grade although I wouldn't really know because I didn't have any friends in high school. Anyways he was listening to me and then he started asking me about school and I said that it was just a big load of crap. He was kind of angry about this and he told me simply that I would be happier if I made good grades. He is absolutely positively 100% right. I'm done with all this other bullshit. I love being with my friends but there are things in my life that I need to prioritize. I really don't want to be on academic probation or have to worry at the last second of the semester that none of my papers have been written and that I'm failing a class and need to make a 100 on a test to pass. So from now on it's turbo drive Alex. Fuck everything else I got shit I have to do.

Anthology of the Best Day of My Life

Yesterday was the greatest day of my life. Even though I was angry during one part of it, it still turned out to be a super great day. I wish that every day would be perfect. I wish that I could always make other people happy too. Unfortunately some people just like to bottle up things in thier life and not talk to thier friends. It's sad.

PS-I'm writing a musical/play about the best day of my life and it's going to be amazing.

Greek Plays Suck

I just took my book test over the 7 famous greek plays. Bombed that shit. Technically it's only like 2% of the final grade though so I think I'll be fine. I just kept reading and reading and like nothing would process in my brain. Even when I was alone by myself reading it there was still this internal monologue going through my head of everything. Just random crap would start going through my mind and I would come to the realization that even though I had been reading for 30 minutes I didn't know what the funk I had just read. That's really going to have to change soon. I mean not everything that I'm going to read in college is going to be interesting but processing this information into my brain is really important.

It's so hot outside I don't know how much more of this whack ass nacogdoches weather that I can take. Last night there was a fire drill in Steen and I really needed to get my book out of my room but the stupid bitch wouldn't let me go into the even tower even though it was the odd tower that was having the fire alarm. I was super pissed because that meant that Katie and I had to stand outside in the like 90 degree muggy ass weather for a good thirty minutes and I just about wanted to start a real fire in the dorm just because I was so angry.

After we studied Jerret and Katie and I went back to Erin and Katie's apartment and made pizzas and then Jerret and I played this really fun game that Danielle and I used to play in high school. We spent like three hours just laughing and asking the most retarded questions and after about 10 minutes I just decided to be a total lesbian and I had to start picking like which actress I would rather have sex with and it was just sooooooooooo funny. Katie even had to tell us to be quiet because she was trying to sleep and she's been really sick and even had to stuff nosepons in her nose to keep the snot from dripping. We finally passed out at like three AM and Jerret was on the air matress and I was sleeping on these two really big pillows but like our heads were facing each other and I kept feeling Jerret's hand smack my face like all night long! Thanks Jerret!! Then I was awoken this morning by Huxley trying to chomp my hair and then he stepped on my face with his big ol puppy paws.

I do have like a really good piece of news: Jerret said he would let me meet his brother!!! I am so excited because I have never met a real life celebrity before (well besides Adam Lazzara from Taking Back Sunday and Bill Clinton) but I kinda wish I hadn't met Bill Clinton because then I got really sick with diahread and I'm pretty sure I had his diseaseeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I'm now contemplating whether or not I want to go sit outside in the heat and wait for Jen and Erin or just sit here in the library facebook stalking.

Oh yeah I almost forgot that I went to see my hubby Vyron at whataburger last night and he wasn't even working!!! I was sad :(.

Red Sox Fans, Hector, and Terrence

Erin and I had so much fun at the game last night!!! There was this very drunk red sox fan that basically made the whole night. He was the biggest douchebag in the world and that made it even funnier. Then Erin and I went to find the starbucks in the stadium and this mean guy yelled that they closed it down then erin wanted the ice cream in the little baseball helmet and they don't have those anymore either!! So then I flirted with this super hot dude named Terrence who worked at the cold beer stand. Then we went to get Ice Cream and this other hot dude named Hector basically wanted to have sex with Erin.

We had a great weekend. Check the facebook!

Notes On My Life

I am pretty tired because it's like 2 in the morning but I skipped tennis today and slept in. Yeah yeah so I skipped a class on the second week but come onnn it's tennis and besides that it was raining so I knew we wouldn't be playing anywaysssss. So I slept in and went to Writing about Literature where I learned what an elipses (sp?) is. I was apparently the only person who didn't know but I think everyone else just wanted to look smart. I hate all English majors (besides Luke!) because they all think they know everything and it's really annoying. If you knew everything you wouldn't be in college so just stop being a bunch of pretentious assholes and get over yourselves. Another thing I have noticed about English majors (well the male ones at least) is that they don't like to shower very often so you need to be wise about who you pick to sit next to (this also doesn't apply to Luke lol).

Katie read me this story today called Henry's freedom box and it was about this slave whose family gets taken away from him so he gets in a box and is mailed to freedom in pennsylvania. At the end of the story I was like "well what happened to his family?" and Katie was like "Never saw them again" and shrugged her shoulders. It was really sad. I'm going to read stories like that to my children some day so they will understand the kind of world that we live in. I'm going to be real honest with them too. I think my life wouldn't be so dissapointing if my parents had read me more stories like that. I already have a good one in mind: "Working at Super Target until you Die". It's going to be for ages 3-6.

Well anyways Katie and Jerret and I played a little Super Nintendo today and I suck at Super Mario and fucked up all of Jerret's hard work. Sorry!!! Then I stalked his brother who works for KTRE. Then we facebook creeped because it's what we do best.

Well I'm going to bed. Well actually I'm going to write an email and then go to bed but whatevs.

My Most Favorite People in the World

In no particular order:

Katie, Erin, Jerret, Jen

Why:

Because they are awesome

Hurricane Gustav

There is totally a hurricane headed for Nacogdoches as I type this. I will probably be dead before the morning light. I'm in a very dramatic mood.

I woke up this morning just feeling like absolute shit (not physically but mentally). I don't know what it is with me but I have like severe mood swings where one second I will be perfectly happy and the next thing I know the tiniest of things will set me off crying. Sometimes I don't even know what it is I am crying about. It's just sometimes no matter how happy I am or how much fun I am having I just feel like there's something really fucked up with me. Like there's a part of me that's missing or something. It's weird because I honestly have no idea what it is. It gets me into these funks. I'm not really worried about them because they usually only last a couple hours and I cry and get over them but it happens four or five times a week.

This has officially been the most depressing blogpost ever..........

Anyways my pinky finger which I thought I broke is doing a lot better. The swelling has gone down and it's not as colorful as it was. It's kind of hard to type and to write still but I think I'll be 100% in a couple of days.

One more item of business before I go to bed and finish reading the taming of the shrew (which is pretty damn funny btw but I like the Heath Ledger movie wayyyy better sorry shakespeare).

Today I was in one of my moods so I kind of just wanted to be alone so Katie and I went to Wal Mart. We talked for a long time and we just got a lot of things out in the open that needed to be out. I know that Eriniqua is upset at me and I want to say sorry to her but I just think it's better if I leave everyone alone for a while and just focus on school and finding a job because basically every single friendship/boyfriend/thing in my life I always find ways to fuck it up. EVERYTHING. I'm like the mirror opposite of king midas. I'm tired of fucking shit up so from now on I'm just gonna do the right things always and be perfect. I know that will never happen but I'm at least going to strive for it.

OMG! It's officially september!

I'm pretty sure I spelled officially wrong. Okay I spell checked it and we're all good. We're going to have the drunkest person of the night contest and I definitly think that goes to jerret becau:se he was a making out fool.

Things that happened today:

1) I made out with Vyron at whataburger
2)Jerret and Katie got into a fight and it was funny
3) Jen walked in on me butt naked in the bathroom
4) Mary booty danced on basically everyone
5) My finger is all swollen and jacked up and then katie's fingers got all swollen and jacked up too
6) I thought I won the lottery only to realize that it was eighteen and not eight

Good times

Peace Easy!!!

Money

I need money!!!!! Ugh I freaking hate college because I'm going to have to sell my soul to satan just to pay for books this semester. It's only the second day of classes and I already am stressed about the vast amount of work that I'm going to have to do this semester. Here's my classes:
Tennis
Writing about Literature
Shakespeare
French
Political Science
Western Civ

I have about 34938498349 papers to write and 9328494885 books to read.

Kill me

First Day

It's 8:21 am. I am awake. WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! First day of school bitches. I have so much to write and talk about but it's seriously going to have to wait because I have to straighten out the bangs babayyyyy.

It's Plies BABAYYYYYYYYYy. lmfao

Organizers

OKAY! Let's just start out with how much I hate Target. I got a planner two years ago and I really liked the way the pages were because there was alot of room to write down my assignments and things I needed to remember to do everyday. So I went to get some refill pages but they didn't have the kind I wanted so I found this really kickass planner that has like tons of room to write down assignments and basically anything and it has space for me to put all my credit cards and shit. So I went to get another one and it was the same old story they didn't have anymore like the ones I like. So I had to go to stupid Office Max.

That was basically a lame ass story but it just pisses me off that they can't have the same shit!!!!!!!

Going back to school in one more day!!! HELL YEAH BITCHES!

I Am Officially Over It

I'm still in Tawakoni unfortunately. I've actually been quite entertained though by my neighbor Jolene and her three grandchildren. This morning I called them over from across our two houses and they came to the pool to look for frogs. We opened up the basket that catches all the leaves and stuff and there was a little baby rat floating and we all were freaked out. I covinces Austin to get the rat out so that he could show it to his grandma Jolene who is like completly freaked out by any little creature. So he starts carrying around in a pair of scuba goggles but he was running after all three of us pretending to throw it. I was really scared! Finally my mom ran out of the garage where she is sanding a chair and told him to throw it in the woodpile. It was hilarious. Children are funny.

Ps-I know someone didn't just request marco polo by lil bow wow.

Laugh at the Embarassment

I was obviously not the cool kid in school. The bottom one is my brother and sister.

All About Today

I woke up at like 3 pm which I actually woke up at like 10 but I was still tired so I was like screw it I'm just going to go back to sleep. Then I facebooked for a really long time because it's what I do best. Then I talked to Erin and Jen and I am super jealous cuz they are already both back in Nac and it makes me sad. Then I talked to my mom's friend Carol on the phone for like literally an hour. It was really really really long conversation about her two cats and her bunny.

Now I'm watching the matrix because I really don't want to bend over and change the channel.

In case anyone cares my fish Malachi is still alive and as fiesty as ever.

Okay I've been watching the olympics and there's this little girl named Shawn Johnson who is a gymnast for team USA. Anyways I don't know about the rest of the world but she just has the type of face that I just want to slap. She looks like a little full of herself bitch and I hate her.

Okay well lol I'm done with that.

Also the little Chinese bitches really need to get hair barretts that match thier uniform because they have like 90000 hair clips in thier hair and it's ugly.

I AM BACK!

So I'm back and better than ever bitches!!! I am so excited about the upcoming school year!!! Some things I am excited about:

1)Sceduled naptimes
2)Being back in Steen
3)Having a job and making money!!!
4)Getting a new roommate!
5)Seeing Eriniqua and Jenaynay
6)Jenaynay's b-day
7)Erin's b-day
8) Lunches and/or dinners with Marie and Jordan and Allison!
9)Allison living in Steen!!!
10)Jerret living in the same tower of Steen!!!!!!!
11)Getting drunk on weekdays
12)Coming up with new ideas for reality shows with Jerret
13)Taking 300-level English classes finally!!!
14)All new teachers!!!
15)$1 dollar movies
16)Meeting other creepy guys at the Ag Pond late at night
17) Write Club meetings w/Luke and Dr. Whatley!!
18)Raising hell in Hall 14 with Jen again!!!!
19)Barfing on random guys towels at the Shack!!
20)Hot new freshmen man meat!!!

Now I am going to go do some more facebooking and tv watching!

Time Flies When You're...............Bored Out of Your Skull?!?!

I seriously cannot wait til next week when I will be out of this town and with my wonderous roommate(ex roommate?) at her estate in Iowa Park, Texas. So if any stalkers are reading this (haha yeah right) you can come stalk me there!

I wish my life was interesting enough to blog about.

It's not.

I love everyone who reads my blog-special shoutout to Mariezy who's basically the only one who reads it!! That doesn't mean you're weird Marie it means you're "unique"!!!

Okay bye cruel sad world