Greek Plays Suck

I just took my book test over the 7 famous greek plays. Bombed that shit. Technically it's only like 2% of the final grade though so I think I'll be fine. I just kept reading and reading and like nothing would process in my brain. Even when I was alone by myself reading it there was still this internal monologue going through my head of everything. Just random crap would start going through my mind and I would come to the realization that even though I had been reading for 30 minutes I didn't know what the funk I had just read. That's really going to have to change soon. I mean not everything that I'm going to read in college is going to be interesting but processing this information into my brain is really important.

It's so hot outside I don't know how much more of this whack ass nacogdoches weather that I can take. Last night there was a fire drill in Steen and I really needed to get my book out of my room but the stupid bitch wouldn't let me go into the even tower even though it was the odd tower that was having the fire alarm. I was super pissed because that meant that Katie and I had to stand outside in the like 90 degree muggy ass weather for a good thirty minutes and I just about wanted to start a real fire in the dorm just because I was so angry.

After we studied Jerret and Katie and I went back to Erin and Katie's apartment and made pizzas and then Jerret and I played this really fun game that Danielle and I used to play in high school. We spent like three hours just laughing and asking the most retarded questions and after about 10 minutes I just decided to be a total lesbian and I had to start picking like which actress I would rather have sex with and it was just sooooooooooo funny. Katie even had to tell us to be quiet because she was trying to sleep and she's been really sick and even had to stuff nosepons in her nose to keep the snot from dripping. We finally passed out at like three AM and Jerret was on the air matress and I was sleeping on these two really big pillows but like our heads were facing each other and I kept feeling Jerret's hand smack my face like all night long! Thanks Jerret!! Then I was awoken this morning by Huxley trying to chomp my hair and then he stepped on my face with his big ol puppy paws.

I do have like a really good piece of news: Jerret said he would let me meet his brother!!! I am so excited because I have never met a real life celebrity before (well besides Adam Lazzara from Taking Back Sunday and Bill Clinton) but I kinda wish I hadn't met Bill Clinton because then I got really sick with diahread and I'm pretty sure I had his diseaseeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I'm now contemplating whether or not I want to go sit outside in the heat and wait for Jen and Erin or just sit here in the library facebook stalking.

Oh yeah I almost forgot that I went to see my hubby Vyron at whataburger last night and he wasn't even working!!! I was sad :(.

Through the Storm

So last night I walked from the Student Center back to my place of residence through a thunder storm. I sat down on my computer like I always do, but then I felt really really really really tired. As if I had taken like three nyquils or something. So I was like "Well I'll just go to bed I guess" even though it was a friday at 10:00 pm. So my roommate comes in like at 11 something and kind of woke me up, and I was literally shaking under my two comforters and sheets. I just thought maybe it was cold in my room like it always is so I went back to sleep. Then I got a text message at like 12 "what are you doing?" and I texted the person back and was like "dude I think I'm really sick".

So all night long I was tossing the covers off, then pulling them back on because I was freezing. My head's banging and I just feel like all around shit.

I think Bill Clinton made me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So anyways, I slept for over 12 hours and I'm about to go lay back in bed. If anyone reads this will you please bring me some gatorade to my room!?!?!? I don't have anything but Diet Dr. Peppers and I really don't want to drink those. SOS SOS SOS.

Oh yeah, I had a dream last night that a certain ex-boyfriend tried to kill me and that I ended up shooting him in the face. Creepy.

Today is the Day!

What's up everyone?!?!? OMG do you know what I just realized?!?!? It's friday and I just ate my leftover calzone with sausage in it. Crapsicles. Okay well that sucks.

Anyways today is really exciting. First of all because I know you are all dying to know how I did on my test: it was not as bad as I expected although I knew she would give us the two prompts that I was least prepared to write an essay about, but being the master of collegiate level writing that I am I scraped together an a-flippin-mazing essay that will probably singe the hair off of Dr. Cooper's eyebrows. I feel like sooooooo good now that the test is over. I was going to take a nap, but screw that I just had two cans of diet dr. pepper and I am feeling great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In other news Bill Clinton is coming to SFA today. Can you seriously believe that?!?! This is probably the biggest thing that has ever happened in Nacogdoches ever. I don't even like Bill Clinton or Hillary Clinton, but still this is big. BIG! I'm going to be in the front row, and hopefully I will be able to see some hot secret service men. OMG! I'm sooooooo excited!! They had the news trucks all lined up outside the student center, and then there was a man in a black suit in the barnes and noble and I asked if he was with the secret service and he said "no, I'm here for the social work conference", but I'm pretty sure that was just his cover.

Well that's it for right now, but I'll definitly have more later, hopefully a picture of me with the King Pimp himself President Bill Clinton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!