Dell/Mario Kart/Wonderful Days

Today has been a pretty kick ass day. I went to tennis and knocked around a few balls with jerret then i talked to the Dell people on the phone and they're sending some guy over tomorrow and he's totally going to fix my computer right up for me!!!! SOOOOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS! Then Jerret and I had dinner and played Mario Kart and Katie came over. Now I am just sitting here in the library updating my blog ghetto style. I'm so ready for the weekend to be here so I can write my paper and just chillax. I hate wednesdays.

200th Post!

I realized about a week ago that I was coming up on my 200th blog post and I was really excited because it was going to be the most amazing post ever and rock everyone's world. Too bad my computer decided to explode so the only thing I'm going to blog about is how pissed off I am! I was just going to the bathroom listening to a little Plies on my iTunes and then I came back and noticed that the screen saver was frozen so I tried to move the mouse around but the screen went all black and fuzzy and so I didn't really worry I just restarted the computer but it did it again! Then again. So I took out the battery and it did it again! So I finally just took it to the shack and hopefully they can fix it without having to erase all the memory like they did with katie's computer. On top of that my phone just froze too so I'm having all sorts of technological issues today.

Dreamscapes

First and foremost I would like to say hi I have a headache. Second I need to talk about this really weird dream I had last night.
*DREAM*
Katie, Erin, James and I decided we were going to go to this barbeque place because Katie's dad had recommended it. So of course in the dream I was very wasted and we go into the barbeque place only to find out it's a japanese barbeque and not like texas barbeque. So James sits down and starts eating this weird grilled whole fish. Well just as the rest of us are getting our food Katie's dad like comes into the restaurant to surprise her. That really has nothing to do with the rest of the dream I just thought it was kind of weird because I've never even met Katie's dad lol. Well them I start to eat my Japanese soup but I am eating it with chopsticks and so I spill some on katie's jeans and she starts yelling at me about how it's going to stain and she doesn't have any spray and wash. Then I start yellingback that soup doesn't stain! Then I like storm out of the restaurant and go to this really cold bus depot and sit outside on a bench with a blanket waiting for a train to take me away.
*END OF DREAM*

I used caps lock because I think it's very important to always seperate reality from my twisted subconcious. There was also a part in my dream where I was at a club and I was dirty dancing with plies but that's besides the point.

Last night was such a good night!!!! First Jerret and I played some 007 on the N64 then we played mario kart and then we had power hour. The best part of the night I think though was during 007 when we were playing this really lame level and we had decided to go through all of the weapon choices so we were on sniper and this particular level we could never find each other. So Jerret starts like rapping to the beat of the music and the song goes a little something like this:

"Dark Chocolate" (this is a temporary name btw)
starring: Lil Wayne, Plies, Missy Elliot, Chris Brown, and Justin Timberlake

Dark chocolate (ahhhhhhh)
Dark chocolate (ahhhhhhh)
Dark chocolate dark chocolate dark chocolate

Fucking all night
Dark chocolate
Fucking all night
Dark chocolate

(there's a lot more in the middle we just haven't come up with it yet)

Then we made up a verse for Missy Elliot:
You want some choclate chips?
Jump on my chocolate hips
Then suck my chocolate nips
Come get yo suga fix

That's all we have so far. Jerret also has another song called Ceo's and seceratary hoes. GOD I AM SO HUNGRY I HOPE MY PARENTS GET HERE SOON!

Good Days

Today was a very good day. I actually woke up this morning and then I went to my western civ class and totally rocked that test. I was so happy that I even went to my other classes. After that Jerret and I were hanging out and we went to sunshine mart so I could get some cigarettes and guess who I saw?!?! VYRON! That's right the one and only whataburger employee of the month. So I talked to him for a few minutes and then Jerret and I went over to Katie's apartment. Then we got to go to Coleman's apartment which made my day even better because I got to put on some of coleman's cologne and it smelled really good. I also got to see Butters and his enormous testes. He's basically the cutest dog ever and I wish I could have him. Then we just hung out for a while and we went to Target and Jerret made me try to hitchike back to Nacogdoches.

Now I'm super ass tired and I just want to curl into bed with my bottle of tylenol pm and sleep forever since I don't have any classes tomorrow.

Ps- special shout out to Lauren for letting me hang out with her whilst I was drunk last night. High Fives she totally made my night the best!

Tests

I have a test tomorrow in Western Civ and I am really nervous about it. I really want to make an A but I think that's going to be impossible. Not because I'm stupid but because my teacher is definitly the type that makes it hard to get A's.

Today has been uneventful. I skipped tennis because last night it was really hot in my room so I took three tylenol PM to help me sleep because I don't sleep very well in the heat and I basically could not get up this morning.

I just ate a bagel dog from Einstein's and now I really need to fart but Katie and I are in the computer lab and everyone will hear it!!!!

Well I'm off to go study and fill my brain with the knowledge of ancient western civilizations..............................kill me please.

Toothaches

My tooth has hurt like allllllll day. Finally Katie gave me some advil and that didn't even really work so I bought some aspirin and tylenol PM at wal mart. Now I'm in my room and a) it smells kind of weird b) it's like 5000 degrees in steen.

Today was pretty pointless although I did enjoy shakespeare because my teacher is like the biggest dork ever and it's kind of like watching a television show.

That's about it for today. Sorry that nothing exciting happened in my life. Oh I know something funny after we got our quiz today in Western Civ this boy shouted out "DID ANYONE PASS THIS DAMN QUIZ?!?!"

True story. Whatever if you don't like my blog fuckkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuu.

Chinese Food

Jerret came back today!!! Very happy!!!

Jerret Katie and I went to get chinese food and now my stomach hurts very bad. Like it will probably explode and a little green alien will pop out.

Do you ever wish that life didn't move so incredibly fast? I know that I do sometimes I just wish there was a pause button and I would have an infinite amount of time to get things done. I wonder if this would make my life any better?

Spa Nights

Katie and I had a spa night last night and we did fun activities like pedicures, facials with cucumbers, and biore strips. It was basically the best night of my life because in between pedis we went to whataburger and I got to see Vyron and he said he was going to call me. I'm really happy about this and then he told me that the reason he was upset yesterday is because he is sick and doesn't feel good. Then I think everyone at whataburger was amazed at my sobriety and Vyron said he likes me better sober because when I am drunk I am a "sexmaniac". Katie and I laughed really hard at this. Now I'm about to finish reading Richard III because I have to write a paper over it tonight and it sucks but whatever that's my life. I work better under pressure anyways.

Chillin @ Whataburger

Tonight was......................................

really weird to say the least. First of all Katie and I studied at the student center. Then we came back to the apartment and watched some Cops which we both like because it's an amazing show. Then we went to whataburger which is what we planned on doing. Unfortunatly when we got there BOOGIE was there! Not only that but he was there with that little hoodrat. I was really angry. I kept my cool though because I just didn't even feel like getting crunk! Well then I went outside to smoke a cigarette and as thier car drove away I screamed "FUCK YOU BOOGIE". Because I hate him.

Then we proceeded to wait for an hour for Vyron to get to work only for him to be all in a bad mood and totally diss me. So I told Darryl this other really nice guy that works at Whataburger to tell Vyron that I was real sad. Then we came back to the apartment and I just gagged down two nyquil and hopefully I'm about to pass out.

I'm really sad that Jerret left for the weekend but I'm glad that I have the most amazing friends ever: Katie, Erin, Kory and Mary and that they sat with me while I waited to see Vyron. Katie was really nice about it and I love her alot! IDK what I would do without her!!!

Oh and also while we were waiting Kory told us the three most retarded stories ever. First of all I had a hard time taking him seriously because he was wearing swimming trunks and I know he wasn't going swimming. Then he told us these stories about when he used to work at Jack in the Box and the only good part to the stories was when someone threw a big ass cup of strawberry fanta on him. He's still definitly the coolest guy in the universe which is what we figured out tonight at Whataburger.

Library Time

So I'm in the library studying with Jerret and Katie and I feel really bad because I haven't been keeping up with my blog. I have a pretty horrible cold and my nose won't stop running. Luckily my dad is coming to see me tomorrow so I will feel a lotttt better!

It's really cold in here so I am going to go and wrap up in my blankie and study some more!

PS- I saw Josh Kelly and it pretty much made my night/life

Greek Plays Suck

I just took my book test over the 7 famous greek plays. Bombed that shit. Technically it's only like 2% of the final grade though so I think I'll be fine. I just kept reading and reading and like nothing would process in my brain. Even when I was alone by myself reading it there was still this internal monologue going through my head of everything. Just random crap would start going through my mind and I would come to the realization that even though I had been reading for 30 minutes I didn't know what the funk I had just read. That's really going to have to change soon. I mean not everything that I'm going to read in college is going to be interesting but processing this information into my brain is really important.

It's so hot outside I don't know how much more of this whack ass nacogdoches weather that I can take. Last night there was a fire drill in Steen and I really needed to get my book out of my room but the stupid bitch wouldn't let me go into the even tower even though it was the odd tower that was having the fire alarm. I was super pissed because that meant that Katie and I had to stand outside in the like 90 degree muggy ass weather for a good thirty minutes and I just about wanted to start a real fire in the dorm just because I was so angry.

After we studied Jerret and Katie and I went back to Erin and Katie's apartment and made pizzas and then Jerret and I played this really fun game that Danielle and I used to play in high school. We spent like three hours just laughing and asking the most retarded questions and after about 10 minutes I just decided to be a total lesbian and I had to start picking like which actress I would rather have sex with and it was just sooooooooooo funny. Katie even had to tell us to be quiet because she was trying to sleep and she's been really sick and even had to stuff nosepons in her nose to keep the snot from dripping. We finally passed out at like three AM and Jerret was on the air matress and I was sleeping on these two really big pillows but like our heads were facing each other and I kept feeling Jerret's hand smack my face like all night long! Thanks Jerret!! Then I was awoken this morning by Huxley trying to chomp my hair and then he stepped on my face with his big ol puppy paws.

I do have like a really good piece of news: Jerret said he would let me meet his brother!!! I am so excited because I have never met a real life celebrity before (well besides Adam Lazzara from Taking Back Sunday and Bill Clinton) but I kinda wish I hadn't met Bill Clinton because then I got really sick with diahread and I'm pretty sure I had his diseaseeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I'm now contemplating whether or not I want to go sit outside in the heat and wait for Jen and Erin or just sit here in the library facebook stalking.

Oh yeah I almost forgot that I went to see my hubby Vyron at whataburger last night and he wasn't even working!!! I was sad :(.

Tawakoni

Last night Erin and I arrived in Tawakoni at like 9:45. Not after many adventures though of course. We stopped at this one gas station and they just so happened to have those condom dispensers with the different types of condoms and lubes. So we bought like three of them and then made the guy that works at the gas station take a picture of us with them. Then we had to stop at this really sketchy gas station outside of Tawakoni and I was scared because there were daddy long legs. Then we finally made it to my house after the following playlist:

Plies
Miley Cyrus
Love Song
Hannah Montana 1&2
Spice Girls

We woke up at like 9 30 and then we walked to the lake and got aids on our feet probably because we dipped our feet in the lake. Then we called Jerret and Katie and laughed at Jen's text messages because she spelled question "guestion". Now we're watching wife swap. We're bored obviously but tonight is the rangers/redsox game so it's going to be amazing!!!

I Changed My Mind

First item of business:

Erin and I went to Taco Bueno and I really wanted this 99 cent cilantro lime rice because it's like the rice at chipotle and it's really good so we ordered it and the guy was like "well we're all out of that" and I was really depressed but then when we got to the window he was like "do you want a free smoothie?" and Erin and I were like "hells yes please!" So as we were drinking the smoothie we were driving back to Erin and Katie's apartment and this freaky old guy waved at us and Erin and I agreed that freaks are attracted to us like magnets and that when we're together they are doubly attracted to us. Case in point: Miah and Phillip.

So anyways I have a great plan for tomorrow so that I can "accidently" run into a certain someone who is going to be getting a little piece of my mind. This involves skipping tennis again but whatever.

Also today while Jerret and I were at schlotzkys katie called and she was really upset so then I went with her to the quack shack and they drew some blood and as we were leaving there was this long line to get into the clinic and I was like "well good thing you'll have the test results back from your STD screening Katie!" I was trying to embarass her but we just laughed. I am praying that all of her results come back okay and that she starts to feel better because I gotta have my BFFL feeling good!!!!

Notes On My Life

I am pretty tired because it's like 2 in the morning but I skipped tennis today and slept in. Yeah yeah so I skipped a class on the second week but come onnn it's tennis and besides that it was raining so I knew we wouldn't be playing anywaysssss. So I slept in and went to Writing about Literature where I learned what an elipses (sp?) is. I was apparently the only person who didn't know but I think everyone else just wanted to look smart. I hate all English majors (besides Luke!) because they all think they know everything and it's really annoying. If you knew everything you wouldn't be in college so just stop being a bunch of pretentious assholes and get over yourselves. Another thing I have noticed about English majors (well the male ones at least) is that they don't like to shower very often so you need to be wise about who you pick to sit next to (this also doesn't apply to Luke lol).

Katie read me this story today called Henry's freedom box and it was about this slave whose family gets taken away from him so he gets in a box and is mailed to freedom in pennsylvania. At the end of the story I was like "well what happened to his family?" and Katie was like "Never saw them again" and shrugged her shoulders. It was really sad. I'm going to read stories like that to my children some day so they will understand the kind of world that we live in. I'm going to be real honest with them too. I think my life wouldn't be so dissapointing if my parents had read me more stories like that. I already have a good one in mind: "Working at Super Target until you Die". It's going to be for ages 3-6.

Well anyways Katie and Jerret and I played a little Super Nintendo today and I suck at Super Mario and fucked up all of Jerret's hard work. Sorry!!! Then I stalked his brother who works for KTRE. Then we facebook creeped because it's what we do best.

Well I'm going to bed. Well actually I'm going to write an email and then go to bed but whatevs.

Hurricane Gustav

There is totally a hurricane headed for Nacogdoches as I type this. I will probably be dead before the morning light. I'm in a very dramatic mood.

I woke up this morning just feeling like absolute shit (not physically but mentally). I don't know what it is with me but I have like severe mood swings where one second I will be perfectly happy and the next thing I know the tiniest of things will set me off crying. Sometimes I don't even know what it is I am crying about. It's just sometimes no matter how happy I am or how much fun I am having I just feel like there's something really fucked up with me. Like there's a part of me that's missing or something. It's weird because I honestly have no idea what it is. It gets me into these funks. I'm not really worried about them because they usually only last a couple hours and I cry and get over them but it happens four or five times a week.

This has officially been the most depressing blogpost ever..........

Anyways my pinky finger which I thought I broke is doing a lot better. The swelling has gone down and it's not as colorful as it was. It's kind of hard to type and to write still but I think I'll be 100% in a couple of days.

One more item of business before I go to bed and finish reading the taming of the shrew (which is pretty damn funny btw but I like the Heath Ledger movie wayyyy better sorry shakespeare).

Today I was in one of my moods so I kind of just wanted to be alone so Katie and I went to Wal Mart. We talked for a long time and we just got a lot of things out in the open that needed to be out. I know that Eriniqua is upset at me and I want to say sorry to her but I just think it's better if I leave everyone alone for a while and just focus on school and finding a job because basically every single friendship/boyfriend/thing in my life I always find ways to fuck it up. EVERYTHING. I'm like the mirror opposite of king midas. I'm tired of fucking shit up so from now on I'm just gonna do the right things always and be perfect. I know that will never happen but I'm at least going to strive for it.

OMG! It's officially september!

I'm pretty sure I spelled officially wrong. Okay I spell checked it and we're all good. We're going to have the drunkest person of the night contest and I definitly think that goes to jerret becau:se he was a making out fool.

Things that happened today:

1) I made out with Vyron at whataburger
2)Jerret and Katie got into a fight and it was funny
3) Jen walked in on me butt naked in the bathroom
4) Mary booty danced on basically everyone
5) My finger is all swollen and jacked up and then katie's fingers got all swollen and jacked up too
6) I thought I won the lottery only to realize that it was eighteen and not eight

Good times

Peace Easy!!!

Boys

Boys are pointless and only cause problems. Let's just be real I'm not planning on getting married anytime soon so why should I even be worried about it. I have my whole life to meet someone. There's no point in getting sad or jealous about somebody.

I just got the most amazing e-mail from Tammy with little sound bites of Zachary singing and saying his prayers at night. Sooooo cute.

Here are some highlights from the first week of school:

1) Tennis with Jerret and our old ass teacher who played in the very first wimbledon
2) Spending every night at Katie and Erin's apartment
3) Laughing all night with Katie and making up rap songs about everyone
4) Not knowing shit in french and laughing at the douchebags that think they do
5) Flashing all the guys outside of Hall 16
6) Seeing hot dudes play shirtless soccer on the intramural fields
7) Seeing hot dudes in general
8) Making matching t-shirts for the game on Saturday
9) Creating new dance moves with Jerret
10) Erin's dog chomping on my face
11) Seeing Erin in her bra
12) Making hamburgers and then smelling the stinky rotten beef smell coming from the grill everytime we went outside
13) Going to lake nac and learning all about Kory Gengo
14) Having my friends fight over who would come get me after Boogie left me in tears

I'm so glad that I am back with everyone here. I've decided that you're born with a family (mom dad brothers sisters etc) but then when you get to college you have a chance to pick a second family. They are alot like your real family in that you enjoy the same things and they are there for you and they don't judge you and you do everything together but you kind of appreciate them more because you are the one that got to pick them out.

Fun Times Fishing!

Erin, Katie and I just got done fishing and I caught three fish with my amazing Barbie fishing pole that Erin bought me! Then Katie caught a big ass perch and Erin caught a little baby perch! It was sooooooooooo much fun!!! Tomorrow we're definitly going to catch catfish fa sho!

When I Was Broke I Had To Hustle 'Til Dawn

I cleaned my room up yesterday. Well kinda. I washed all my clothes, my sheets, cleaned off my desk, and picked up all the trash. Now I just need to take the trash out, straighten up, and then vacuum. Anyways I took my business test today and I don't think I did all that bad considering how little I actually pay attention during that class. Mostly I just doodle and sleep, and I probably wouldn't even be sleepy if he didn't turn the lights out during the lecture! I think that should be illegal because it just really sets the mood especially when it's the first class of the day!

Anyways James just came over and we talked for a little while because I didn't see him all weekend(can you believe that?!?!). Now I'm about to take a nap because that's just what I do, and then I will probably hang out with James or Katie tonight and get some reading done for English because I am way behind the times in that class. LESS THAN ONE MONTH OF SCHOOL LEFT! YAY!

Slumber Party @ Katie's!

I spent the night with Katie last night because my roommate went home this weekend and I didn't want to be alone. So first we went to the pool and got sunburned all over and then Katie took me to get a manicure and pedicure which I must say looks very good. We sat next to each other while we got our pedicures and we set the massage chair on "airbag" which is where it like massages your butt and we just were laughing the whole time. Then the little asian man made fun of my laugh. I wanted to marry him though because he massaged my feet and really got in there good, he even peeled the skin off this blister I had on my pinkie toe! Then we went to Cane's which in case you don't know is our BFF restaurant. Then we went and got two movies at Hastings (Awake and 30 Days of Night). Then we went back to my room where I discovered something really wonderful and if you're wondering what it is just txt message me (9728049914) because I really don't want to post it on my bloggy blog. Then we went to Katie's apartment and took the mattresses off of the beds and then put them in the living room in front of the television so that we could watch the scary movies. We watched 30 Days of Night first which is this really creepy vampire movie. It wasn't really scary it was more of like "WTF?!" probably if I were high it would have been a really really like Oscar award worthy movie. Then we started watching Awake but we fell asleep so we finished it this morning. I really like the movie even though I think Hayden Christensen is like the worst actor on planet earth. Terrence Howard was in it and he's pretty hot if you ask me.

Well anyways we just woke up and I think Katie fell back asleep. I really need to take a shower because I never took one yesterday after we got back from the pool which is really nasty. I also really need to study because i have a business test tomorrow which is really going to suck balls. I just have to make a 90 on it to keep my A-average so I'm not really that worried. Anyways my nails look really good. Katie and I got matching colors and my ass really hurts because it is sunburnt and on fire.

Anyways I'm gonna go take a shower and all that jazz, but I will post more later!!!