Notes On My Life

I am pretty tired because it's like 2 in the morning but I skipped tennis today and slept in. Yeah yeah so I skipped a class on the second week but come onnn it's tennis and besides that it was raining so I knew we wouldn't be playing anywaysssss. So I slept in and went to Writing about Literature where I learned what an elipses (sp?) is. I was apparently the only person who didn't know but I think everyone else just wanted to look smart. I hate all English majors (besides Luke!) because they all think they know everything and it's really annoying. If you knew everything you wouldn't be in college so just stop being a bunch of pretentious assholes and get over yourselves. Another thing I have noticed about English majors (well the male ones at least) is that they don't like to shower very often so you need to be wise about who you pick to sit next to (this also doesn't apply to Luke lol).

Katie read me this story today called Henry's freedom box and it was about this slave whose family gets taken away from him so he gets in a box and is mailed to freedom in pennsylvania. At the end of the story I was like "well what happened to his family?" and Katie was like "Never saw them again" and shrugged her shoulders. It was really sad. I'm going to read stories like that to my children some day so they will understand the kind of world that we live in. I'm going to be real honest with them too. I think my life wouldn't be so dissapointing if my parents had read me more stories like that. I already have a good one in mind: "Working at Super Target until you Die". It's going to be for ages 3-6.

Well anyways Katie and Jerret and I played a little Super Nintendo today and I suck at Super Mario and fucked up all of Jerret's hard work. Sorry!!! Then I stalked his brother who works for KTRE. Then we facebook creeped because it's what we do best.

Well I'm going to bed. Well actually I'm going to write an email and then go to bed but whatevs.

Tuesdays & Being Kick Ass

You know it's not going to be a good day when it's raining, you're five minutes late to class, and you can't find your umbrella (ella ella......). I made it to all of my classes though!! I can't say I was concious during all of them, but I made it an that's what counts. I'm pretty sure every time I'm in biology lecture my professor either talks about sperm, vaginas, sex, or peeing. I'm pretty sure he's a pervert. So after my classes I went to the library and took a kick ass library nap. Then I went and got a kick ass strawberry muffin from Einstein's. Then I went to my kick ass room where Erin and her boyfriend were watching some movie. I talked to my kick ass sober sister about an article I read about Lil Wayne in which he was quoted as saying "I'm such a good rapper that when I hear my rhymes I wanna kill somebody!" I thought it was hilarious. What else happened????? Nothing much but I'm about to make my way back to the library (in case you didn't know I'm going to start living there!) so that I can study for my history test on Friday. I was getting all ready to have a kick ass weekend, but it turns out I have a not so kick ass English paper due next Thursday so I'll probably be working on it all weekend. My teacher is hard core and I'm going to write the most kick ass paper she has ever read and it will blow her F*#($*#@ mind! I've decided I don't use enough pictures on my blog so from now on I will be adding a hot dude picture of the day.

PS- Basketbawful one of my most favourite bloggers of all time totally commented on my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Basically the funniest most kick ass blog in the world......well besides mine of course http://www.basketbawful.blogspot.com/ follow the link!!!! Okay well I'm off to the library and then IHOP night with the bitches.