I AM BACK!

So I'm back and better than ever bitches!!! I am so excited about the upcoming school year!!! Some things I am excited about:

1)Sceduled naptimes
2)Being back in Steen
3)Having a job and making money!!!
4)Getting a new roommate!
5)Seeing Eriniqua and Jenaynay
6)Jenaynay's b-day
7)Erin's b-day
8) Lunches and/or dinners with Marie and Jordan and Allison!
9)Allison living in Steen!!!
10)Jerret living in the same tower of Steen!!!!!!!
11)Getting drunk on weekdays
12)Coming up with new ideas for reality shows with Jerret
13)Taking 300-level English classes finally!!!
14)All new teachers!!!
15)$1 dollar movies
16)Meeting other creepy guys at the Ag Pond late at night
17) Write Club meetings w/Luke and Dr. Whatley!!
18)Raising hell in Hall 14 with Jen again!!!!
19)Barfing on random guys towels at the Shack!!
20)Hot new freshmen man meat!!!

Now I am going to go do some more facebooking and tv watching!

Fun Times Fishing!

Erin, Katie and I just got done fishing and I caught three fish with my amazing Barbie fishing pole that Erin bought me! Then Katie caught a big ass perch and Erin caught a little baby perch! It was sooooooooooo much fun!!! Tomorrow we're definitly going to catch catfish fa sho!

Door Decorations & Easter Break

So Erin and I redecorated our door. You have to see it to believe it. It's even more amazing than the last door decorations.

I've been pretty busy lately just getting through life. I will post more tomorrow after I get home and clear my head. James will be with me so expect some pretty funny posts about that later!

Katie Tortilla Head

Ugh today was so boring. I am so tired of studying and reading and highlighting and taking notes and listening and reading really good poetry and thinking it means one thing but then learning it means something else completely different.

I'm tired of it. We went to Jalapeno tree today and we were all starving (Jen, Erin, Katie, Me) and so they brought us all the free tortillas and I was throwing them like frizbees to everyone and Katie was like "you eat it!" and I was like "no Katie take it!" and I threw it into the air and it fell right on Katie's head like a little Tortilla hat. It was so funnnnnnny! Then there was this old man at the table behind us and his phone went off and his ring tone was "Girls just want to have fun" and we laughed soooooooooooooo hard. I'm sorry that is one of the funniest things ever. Then as we were walking out there was this poor lady with an eye deformity and I tried to get my ice cream and it spilled everywhere and then as we were walking out Katie goes "I WAS TRYING NOT TO LOOK AT THAT WOMAN'S EYE!!!!!" and I was like you are so going to hell in a handbasket!!!!! Although I don't think she will. God Bless that woman, I'm going to say a prayer for her tonight.

Then I studied for a while and then talked with Jen at hall 14. We were studying but I seriously give up on biology. Everything I study flies out of my head the second it gets there. I really need spring break because at this rate things are not looking good. I thought Christmas break would help me, but I really think after spring break I will have my shit together. I have a glorious week to study for my test and Chesley's going to help me I'm going to make flashcards and study guides. I am going to make a 100 on this test if it's the last thing I ever do. I've decided that the president's honor roll is not going to happen this semester, but next semester when I am science and math free I am going to definitely be on it. I just have never excelled at math or science so I have accepted it. I am still striving for Dean's List which shouldn't be impossible at all at this point.

I had my first day of work today and I read a quiz for a blind girl. She has the cutest seeing eye dog. I felt like a real asshole though because I had just drank this big ass diet dr. pepper and I really had to pee so I just left her standing there and then I realized she had to sign my time sheet and she was like "I was just waiting for you" I was like "wow I'm an asshole"...................

Anyways longest blog post ever!!!! I am going to take a shower now and go back over my bio flashcards for lab tomorrow. Tomorrow's lab looks like one of the worst ever. I am so not going to like tomorrow. I don't even want to go to sleep that's how bad tomorrow looks! Yay for Thursday(my party) and Sunday(mom and daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!0

Mondays

Many of you out there are probably asking yourselves one question: "why the hell is Alex up before 10 am?". Don't worry I am asking myself the same question. My roommate had to take her sister to the airport so her alarm went off at 6 so I am now wide awake and eating cookies. I took a shower and I'm about to blow dry my hair and then snuggle back up in bed.

I'm not going to name any names but somebody called me last night at 12:58am and asked if I was still awake. Needless to say I wasn't.

Well I really don't have anything interesting to put in here considering I just woke up, and I've had no human contact.

This Post Rated R for Sexual Explicitness

So I had a pretty brilliant idea this evening. I have this retractable cord blowdryer and whenever you pull the cord out it makes this cranking sound. Well my roommate was outside making kissy faces at her boyfriend and he was like "what was that sound?" and I was like "my crank powered dildo" and then I was like wow that's a great idea!! It would crank like one of those flashlights or cell phone chargers that crank for power. Then we were like "yeah but what if it runs out of power like halfway through use?" and then we laughed really hard and then I was like "I'm totally going to invent that and be a bizillionaire" and matt was like "not if I invent it first!" and then I was like "well I'm going to start inventing it right now" and my roommate was like "yeah I'm going to walk in and there are going to be like dildo blueprints all over the walls" I was like "man I can't wait to be rich" she goes "either you're going to be rich or very unsatisfying!"

True story...............

James came over tonight, but he didn't stay because my roommate has a test in the morning, I'm trying to be ultra quiet so she doesn't wake up. Like a ninja. I should be a ninja. I'm going to be a ninja.

Tuesdays & Being Kick Ass

You know it's not going to be a good day when it's raining, you're five minutes late to class, and you can't find your umbrella (ella ella......). I made it to all of my classes though!! I can't say I was concious during all of them, but I made it an that's what counts. I'm pretty sure every time I'm in biology lecture my professor either talks about sperm, vaginas, sex, or peeing. I'm pretty sure he's a pervert. So after my classes I went to the library and took a kick ass library nap. Then I went and got a kick ass strawberry muffin from Einstein's. Then I went to my kick ass room where Erin and her boyfriend were watching some movie. I talked to my kick ass sober sister about an article I read about Lil Wayne in which he was quoted as saying "I'm such a good rapper that when I hear my rhymes I wanna kill somebody!" I thought it was hilarious. What else happened????? Nothing much but I'm about to make my way back to the library (in case you didn't know I'm going to start living there!) so that I can study for my history test on Friday. I was getting all ready to have a kick ass weekend, but it turns out I have a not so kick ass English paper due next Thursday so I'll probably be working on it all weekend. My teacher is hard core and I'm going to write the most kick ass paper she has ever read and it will blow her F*#($*#@ mind! I've decided I don't use enough pictures on my blog so from now on I will be adding a hot dude picture of the day.

PS- Basketbawful one of my most favourite bloggers of all time totally commented on my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Basically the funniest most kick ass blog in the world......well besides mine of course http://www.basketbawful.blogspot.com/ follow the link!!!! Okay well I'm off to the library and then IHOP night with the bitches.

Sometimes You Wanna Go.............

I'm really homesick today and I don't even know why. I just miss being home where there's always food and money(well not always). I miss being at home where people can be mean sometimes but at least you know they love you. I miss being home where I can watch every mavericks game with my dad. I miss being home where I can take trips to Wal-Mart with my mom. I miss being home where I can sleep for 15 hours undisturbed. I miss being home where someone else washes my dirty clothes. I miss my little Weezer boy and Mama Kitty. Sometimes I wish Weezer boy lived in my dorm room so that I could just hold him and kiss him whenever I want. It would totally be worth having to clean out his stinky cat box. But knowing my luck he would end up loving my roommate more that me. I miss my daddy and my mom.

I'm just really homesick. Anyways my roommate hates me now in case anyone was wondering or cares. I'm seriously considering just ending it all today. Slitting both my wrists open or swallowing a whole bottle of benadryl. Ohhhhh last night in the cafeteria they had these delicious blondie brownies with m&m's. So that made my night, and I got to hang out with homegirl Marie. She's totally going to write an article with a quote from me!!! So everyone should pick up the pine log thursday!!!!!

Okay well I have to go get ready for biology. Everyone have a good day, more later!

Sleep

So my friend James called me last night and I invited him over. We went outside so he could smoke his cigar during which time a very drunk frat boy put his hand on my buttocks and tried to kiss me. Then we went back to my room and had a slumber party (I know what you're thinking, but James is gay so it was a totally G-rated slumber party!) We stayed up all night long talking. He told me about his whole life. Unbeknownst to me we had kept my poor roommate up all night as well. I feel really bad.

James has pink hair and a tattoo. He looks like the lead singer of Taking Back Sunday. He smokes wine flavored cigars and complains that his chest hair is wiry. He loves to talk about religion.

It sounds like I made him up, but I didn't. Ask Erin!

Our New Fish!

I got a new fishie today to replace Mobius Dylan Dick (RIP!) his name is Malachi Leviticus Cavanbothom. Which in case you don't know my last name is Cavnar and Erin's last name is Higginbothom so we just combined our names! I'm about to go out and get Crunk at Lizzie's apartment!!!

Cleaning

So my room is now nice and spiffy clean, but I'm pooped. Our bathroom looks so clean and fresh!! Erin bought a new bath rug and I spent like two hours scrubbing the filth from the shower. Now I'm about to take a shower and get ready to study and then go out tonight to see one of my good friends Lizzie!!! I haven't seen her since before Christmas and she totally moved away and so it might be my last time to see her for a while!!!!

I talked to my dad earlier and he was kind of being a little rude on the phone because he's sick. I'm sorry he's sick, but that doesn't mean he can be rude!!!!! I swear whenever men get sick they are always so dramatic!!!!!!

Also I'm pretty sure my Aunt Mary commented!!!!!!!!!! Basically my favourite Aunt of all time!!! So shout out to her, even though I haven't seen her in a million years!!!!

Door Decorations & Getting Crunk with the Homegirls

So I totally have a test in the morning, but whatever I'm going to post this and then go to bed........................ First of all I went to myheritage.com because I was telling Erin and Katie how people say I look like Carnie freaking Wilson so we did this celebrity morph and it turned out I look like mariah carey (hahahahahaha). Then we did Dirk Nowitzki and it turns out he only looks 86% like himself.......... Then we decorated our door with Shia Labeouf, Harrison Ford, David Beckham, Dane Cook, and Tom Brady's head attached to some random guys six pack. Then we totally put a Zac Efron picture on the door of the guys that live next to us. They're totally going to love it!!!

I'm semi-nervous about my test in the morning, I mean I didn't exstensively study like I do for most tests, but it's a business class so it's pretty straightforward and the one Quiz that we took I made a 100% so I think I'll do good on it..........

I went to the library for about an hour and studied just trying to go over the vocab words in the book and the different factors of production and what not, and these two girls decided to sit down at the table next to mine and have a nice loud discussion. Last time I checked the library was for reading and studying and not for you to freaking catch up on the last episode of Gossip Girl...............It really really really really makes me mad.

So anyways tomorrow I am totally going to get a frozen hot chocolate from Hastings and it's going to be delicious. And I'm going to party like a rockstar with Marie and Jordan. Although Saturday they're going to a party that I was totally not invited to but whatever.

Well I only have thirty minutes left to do my Lent Meditation for day 2 so I better get on that right away!!!!!!!!!!!

Realizations

So tonight was Ash Wednsday, and being the wonderful Catholic that I am I went to the mass. During which the priest told us all a story about how you have to really dig deep into yourself over Lent to try and find the treasure buried deep inside of you. So I've started trying to dig into myself (not literally!) to find the treasure. I think it's going to be a long forty days!!!!! I did come to two realizations today: 1)I'm a hypochondriac 2)I'm definitely not ready to have children.
For some reason I always feel sick. I think it has a lot to do with my very active imagination. Sometimes people around me will talk about being sick and I will start to have all the symptoms. Just a couple of nights ago I was crying in front of the computer because I had diagnosed myself with hyperthyroidism (thank God for Web MD!). Seriously though, I would just for once like to have like a very thorough physical so that I will know once and for all that I don't have Cancer, or Diabetes, or Hyperthyroidism, or Breast Cancer (all of which I have diagnosed myself with just this past week!).
The second thing came to me because I was hanging out with my roommate and all of her friends(who are basically my friends now whether they like it or not!) One of the girls in thier sorority has a daughter and she was there, and while she's very cute and I had fun holding her, she kept farting and it kind of smelled, and then she fell asleep and my friends was carrying her downstairs and I was just like "Thank God I don't have to worry about changing diapers and keeping another human being clothed and fed!" I mean we all know I have trouble with that myself!!!!!!
So I guess those are two really good things to realize. I think with the whole hypochondriac thing it's best to just think healthy, and then I'll feel healthy!!!!! With the baby thing.........well I think we all know how to prevent that!