About A Boy

I'm still very homesick, but this post is not about that it's about my day so get ready!

I woke up at nine like I said I would and I went to all of my classes like I said I would. I'm very proud of myself. I went to biology lab and saw hot lab assistant and it was just me and this boy named dwight who is very funny. I was glad potato head bitch didn't come. The experiment took forever and I was so glad to get out of there. Then I went to the cafeteria to see my homegirls Marie, Jordan, and the infamous Allison Percival. Then I went with Katie to check my mail and my keys finally came in so I gave the spare one back to the front desk. Then I went and had a real dinner with Jenaynay, Eriniqua, and Kory and then my stomach started to hurt. I went back to Steen and then Katie came to see me and we went to Cane's and I didn't have any chicken because I am poor and poor people eat in the cafeteria. Then we went to Wal-mart to load up for the partayyyyy tomorrow night. Poor people drink beer. Then I went over to Hall 14 to study for the bio test tomorrow. Jen and I were in the study room with Rachel and some really weird dude who was super smart. We left to take a break and Rachel shut the door and we were locked out for thirty minutes waiting for the hall director to come back with the keys. Now I am so fucking tired I could just pass out but I decided I'll just take a shower and fix my hair so I won't have to worry about it tomorrow. Besides I still have some reading to do for English tomorrow. I'm so far behind that I'm literally frightenend. It's my own fault.

I really just don't care anymore. I'm so ready for this semester to be over. I'm so ready to have a real job so I won't be so fucking poor anymore. Anyways here are some funny things that happened today:

I went to James' room to bum a smoke and it took him like five minutes to answer the door and I was like "what are you doing? and he was like "looking at porn" and I was like "ewwww were you jacking off?" and he was like "hhahahaha yea" so I Was like "can I just have a cigarette real quick?" and he was like trying to hand me one and I was like "oh hell no let me get it myself!" and then I ran away.


Then when I was in biology lab I was asking Dwight about this guy that I've known all semester but I've only known him as T.O because he looks like Terrel Owens and that's what all the guys in the dorm call him and then last night Marcus tried to tell me his name was Conception and I didn't believe him and then I asked Dwight and Dwight was like "Yeah that really is his name, what was his mama thinking?!?!"

Anyways I'm off to shower and then I'm going to read and get some much needed sleep. If I go to bed by two I will get eight hours of sleep exactly and that will be very very very very very nice!

I Want You So Bad

I'm so tired. I don't even want to be awake right now.

Every time I call somebody I always forget the reason I called them or I forget to tell them something important. Anyways it's library nap time.

Golden Girls

James fell asleep as we were watching Golden Girls. I'm so tired I could just die right about now.

I took a three hour nap but somehow that made me even more tired. I had IHOP tonight and I got the horton pancakes and they were oh so good! They even had this special horton's drink with jello in it!!!!!! Fucking amazing!

Mondays

Many of you out there are probably asking yourselves one question: "why the hell is Alex up before 10 am?". Don't worry I am asking myself the same question. My roommate had to take her sister to the airport so her alarm went off at 6 so I am now wide awake and eating cookies. I took a shower and I'm about to blow dry my hair and then snuggle back up in bed.

I'm not going to name any names but somebody called me last night at 12:58am and asked if I was still awake. Needless to say I wasn't.

Well I really don't have anything interesting to put in here considering I just woke up, and I've had no human contact.

Sleep

So my friend James called me last night and I invited him over. We went outside so he could smoke his cigar during which time a very drunk frat boy put his hand on my buttocks and tried to kiss me. Then we went back to my room and had a slumber party (I know what you're thinking, but James is gay so it was a totally G-rated slumber party!) We stayed up all night long talking. He told me about his whole life. Unbeknownst to me we had kept my poor roommate up all night as well. I feel really bad.

James has pink hair and a tattoo. He looks like the lead singer of Taking Back Sunday. He smokes wine flavored cigars and complains that his chest hair is wiry. He loves to talk about religion.

It sounds like I made him up, but I didn't. Ask Erin!