Toothaches

My tooth has hurt like allllllll day. Finally Katie gave me some advil and that didn't even really work so I bought some aspirin and tylenol PM at wal mart. Now I'm in my room and a) it smells kind of weird b) it's like 5000 degrees in steen.

Today was pretty pointless although I did enjoy shakespeare because my teacher is like the biggest dork ever and it's kind of like watching a television show.

That's about it for today. Sorry that nothing exciting happened in my life. Oh I know something funny after we got our quiz today in Western Civ this boy shouted out "DID ANYONE PASS THIS DAMN QUIZ?!?!"

True story. Whatever if you don't like my blog fuckkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuu.

I AM BACK!

So I'm back and better than ever bitches!!! I am so excited about the upcoming school year!!! Some things I am excited about:

1)Sceduled naptimes
2)Being back in Steen
3)Having a job and making money!!!
4)Getting a new roommate!
5)Seeing Eriniqua and Jenaynay
6)Jenaynay's b-day
7)Erin's b-day
8) Lunches and/or dinners with Marie and Jordan and Allison!
9)Allison living in Steen!!!
10)Jerret living in the same tower of Steen!!!!!!!
11)Getting drunk on weekdays
12)Coming up with new ideas for reality shows with Jerret
13)Taking 300-level English classes finally!!!
14)All new teachers!!!
15)$1 dollar movies
16)Meeting other creepy guys at the Ag Pond late at night
17) Write Club meetings w/Luke and Dr. Whatley!!
18)Raising hell in Hall 14 with Jen again!!!!
19)Barfing on random guys towels at the Shack!!
20)Hot new freshmen man meat!!!

Now I am going to go do some more facebooking and tv watching!

Haircuts & Bras

Yesterday was interesting to say the least. It was showcase Saturday and I woke up at around one and went to have a cigarette and there were like 900000000 people in the Steen Lobby yelling and in my way. So then I took a shower and was going to study but it just so happens that one of the rooms on my floor was being used as a tour room and so people were so damn loud so I went to the library for about an hour just to write up some flashcards and catch up on some English readings. Then I went over to Hall 14 to see Jenaynay but she was really busy so I went over to Katie's apartment in Garner and then we went and had lunch and picked Jen up so that we could go to Lufkin because Katie really needed a new bathing suit. While we were at Target somehow Jen convinced me to buy a bra and it's the first real bra I've had in like 2 years and I really like it although I must say it's really rough not even being a B-cup but oh well.

Then we went back to Nacogdoches and went to Hastings and this is when the night took a turn for the worse. We were in Hastings talking to Erin because she was working and probably bored out of her mind and I was telling a story or something and I kept hearing these guys behind this shelf mocking me so finally I had enough and I was like "HEY ASSHOLES! I CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU!" and they were like "what did we do we weren't even talking about you!" and so then I literally yelled at the top of my lungs at them and then stormed out of Hastings. I really haven't been that angry in a long time. So then we went back to Steen and I checked my facebook because I had added this guy that I thought was cute who lives in Jen's dorm and I had seen him around before. Well anyways we had messaged back and forth for a while and then he asked if I wanted to hang out which I assumed meant like go out somewhere so I was like "yeah that sounds great, where do you want to hang out?" and these were his exact words verbatim: "My room! I stay n Hall 14 461! U can come later 2nite! How late u goin b up 2nite? U can jus stay if u want!" I mean seriously I know I'm not the most innocent looking girl in the world but does this guy honestly think that I am going to come over to his room and spend the night and I don't even know him?!?!?!?!?! I was so angry. So Katie and I decided to rent movies and get a lot of food. So we started to watch the movie when Jamesie came by because we had told him we would cut his hair because he has his baptism/confirmation today(which is why I'm up so early blogging by the way). Well anyways we cut his hair and we were laughing so hard because he looks like Julie Andrews from the sound of music. Like when he saw it he goes "I look gay!!! I look sooooooo gay!" and we were like "James you are gay" but I mean the more I get used to it the better it is and I learned what my mistake was I accidentely cut his bangs way too short, but oh well. Needless to say I don't think he'll ever come to me for a haircut again. Well I have to get ready to go to the church for his baptism. If you read this far you truly are my hero!

You Never Call Me When You're Sober

I'm not trying to be cynical but I hate spring in Nacogdoches. There are way too many creatures. Huge raccoons that prowl the dumpsters at night and attack at will, Ants the size of hamsters, Cockroaches that could eat your face right off, and mysterious ninja frogs and lizards that try to jump on you while you're outside trying to enjoy a cigarette. Don't even get me started on the rogue squirrels that are always trying to steal your food!!!!! I hate it!!!!!!!!!!

Last night was pretty good. Katie, Erin, Jen, Kory and I went to see Alvin and the Chipmunks and it was such a cute movie!! Even though it was a movie about talking and singing chipmunks it was still really funny. Then after that Jen, Erin, Katie, Marie, Allison and I stayed and watched Sweeney Todd which I must say is a fucking kick-ass movie!!!! It's really really really gruesome and I love it!!!!!

Anyways here's a funny story to leave you all with:

Erin and I were outside of Steen waiting for James to come down because we were going to walmart because erin needed a new fan and I needed some cigarettes and I was smoking this swisher sweet cigar because I was obviously out of cigarettes and this guy walked by and was like "Are you smoking a blunt?!?!" and I was like "yep" and then he walked into steen and about five minutes later he came back out and was like "can I take a few hits?" and erin and I started laughing and I was like "I was just kidding man it's just a cigar" and he laughed and was like "damn man you had me convinced!!" and then walked away. It was so funny!

About A Boy

I'm still very homesick, but this post is not about that it's about my day so get ready!

I woke up at nine like I said I would and I went to all of my classes like I said I would. I'm very proud of myself. I went to biology lab and saw hot lab assistant and it was just me and this boy named dwight who is very funny. I was glad potato head bitch didn't come. The experiment took forever and I was so glad to get out of there. Then I went to the cafeteria to see my homegirls Marie, Jordan, and the infamous Allison Percival. Then I went with Katie to check my mail and my keys finally came in so I gave the spare one back to the front desk. Then I went and had a real dinner with Jenaynay, Eriniqua, and Kory and then my stomach started to hurt. I went back to Steen and then Katie came to see me and we went to Cane's and I didn't have any chicken because I am poor and poor people eat in the cafeteria. Then we went to Wal-mart to load up for the partayyyyy tomorrow night. Poor people drink beer. Then I went over to Hall 14 to study for the bio test tomorrow. Jen and I were in the study room with Rachel and some really weird dude who was super smart. We left to take a break and Rachel shut the door and we were locked out for thirty minutes waiting for the hall director to come back with the keys. Now I am so fucking tired I could just pass out but I decided I'll just take a shower and fix my hair so I won't have to worry about it tomorrow. Besides I still have some reading to do for English tomorrow. I'm so far behind that I'm literally frightenend. It's my own fault.

I really just don't care anymore. I'm so ready for this semester to be over. I'm so ready to have a real job so I won't be so fucking poor anymore. Anyways here are some funny things that happened today:

I went to James' room to bum a smoke and it took him like five minutes to answer the door and I was like "what are you doing? and he was like "looking at porn" and I was like "ewwww were you jacking off?" and he was like "hhahahaha yea" so I Was like "can I just have a cigarette real quick?" and he was like trying to hand me one and I was like "oh hell no let me get it myself!" and then I ran away.


Then when I was in biology lab I was asking Dwight about this guy that I've known all semester but I've only known him as T.O because he looks like Terrel Owens and that's what all the guys in the dorm call him and then last night Marcus tried to tell me his name was Conception and I didn't believe him and then I asked Dwight and Dwight was like "Yeah that really is his name, what was his mama thinking?!?!"

Anyways I'm off to shower and then I'm going to read and get some much needed sleep. If I go to bed by two I will get eight hours of sleep exactly and that will be very very very very very nice!

15 Minutes

In 15 minutes I'll be 20. Ugh.

Today was a very good day. I don't know how tomorrow could top today!!! I went to all of my classes which were good I suppose. Went to Biology Lab which is always good thanks to biology lab assistant hottie pants face. Then I had dinner with Mariezy and Jordano. Unfortunately Hymen wasn't there.....sad! I saw a really hot guy that looked like Reggie Bush. Then we were watching this very funny video in the student center and this guy was like "I feel so bad asking this, but I really need 2 dollars and I'll give you these starbucks giftcards one has 10 dollars and one has 5 dollars I just really need 2 bucks" and I was like here's two dollars but don't worry about the giftcards. I thought it would be really unfair to take 15 dollars worth of giftcards just for 2 measly dollars worth of changed I scraped from the bottom of my purse. Then I went back to Steen and was sitting outside when Erin and Jen came by and we went to Wal Mart to get my cake and decorations for the partayyyyyy. The lady at Wal-Mart gave me the cake for free which was soooooooooooooooo nice! It has little mermaid on it!!!!! After that we came back to my room and were decorating and cleaning. Then we went to see Katie at Garner but she wasn't there. So we came back and then Katie came over and then we went back to Garner and then I went to Hall 14 with Jen where they were making cuppy cakes. I really should live in Hall 14 because it's way better than Steen. After that I came back here took a shower and now I'm about to read my poem for Brit Lit tomorrow, blow dry my hair and then go to sleep.

Only 8 minutes until I turn 20!!!!!!!

I Tried My Best to Leave This All on Your Machine

I was almost late for class. I went back to sleep after I took a shower just like I planned, but I didn't wake up until like five minutes before I had to leave. My class is way on the other side of the known galaxy so I had to hightail it. I get really pissed off in the mornings because the stairs that I walk down lead directly to the tour room where they show off the fake room to people that are taking a tour of campus. There's always a shitload of people down there and they seem to not understand that I am in a hurry and that they need to move the fuck out of my way. (my no-cussing policy has obviously left the building) So I come storming out the door today into a group of crowded touring assholes and I accidentely knocked into this one big bertha bitch and I was like "sorry" and kept going and she was like "Damn why you in so big a hurry?!?!" I seriously hope that after I shoved her she decides not to go here because the last thing we need on this campus is another girl that likes to walk slow and in everyone's way!

I made it to class. We didn't get our tests back which is just fine with me because I would rather not know what I made. Ignorance is bliss, and in this case I am fucking blissful. Went to American Government where we talked about a bunch of other shit I couldn't give less of two donkey dicks about. Finally made it out of classes alive, come to my room to just enjoy the peace and quiet that is 3:15 in Steen Hall. Everyone's either out having lunch, at class, or jacking off, whichever it is I'm just glad I don't have to listen to them.

I'm going to have a party in my room next Thursday to celebrate my twentieth fucking year of being alive. There's going to be food and drinks(non-alchoholic because I don't get drunk on Thursdays, oh and also that would be illegal because like I said above it's only my 20th birthday) we might do something fun, but I doubt it because I will be much too sad thinking about how I pissed away twenty years of my life being young and semi-retarded. If you're reading this you're invited, unless you are a creeper in which case stop creeping and get a life. Marie and Jordan are going to be there and you know that when they are there the party is on like donkey kong. Wear whatever the hell you want, and don't expect my room to look nice or anything because you're not that special.

Wow this post was extraordinarly venemous and I loved it.

Living in Steen

So I've decided I really hate Steen. It is hands down the worst dorm on campus. Besides the fact that people put one pair of jeans into the washer and leave them there for five days, and people steal your beautiful handmade Christmas wreath and hold it hostage until you buy them pizza and dr. pepper, there's a real problem. We all know what it is: the fire alarms. This morning I was abruptly woken up by the fire alarm at 6:30AM!!!!! I wanted to lay down and die seriously. It was about ten degrees outside and I felt like a baby being ripped from a mother's womb! On top of that we saw goldilocks who for some reason always looks just sooooo chipper during the fire alarms. On top of that all when we got back into the room fifteen minutes later the fire alarm went off three more times. Well by this time my roommate and I decided to just ignore it because it is getting out of hand. I'm scared that one day it might actually be a real fire, and because the fire department have never once showed up to a fire alarm the whole building will probably burn down. It doesn't help that the guys that live next door to us are pyromaniacs who covered up thier smoke detectors with towels and duct tape and try to smoke tea(yes tea!).

Anyways I took my test and it was the easiest test of all time. Now I'm about to take a shower because my dad didn't call me this morning to wake me up like he said he would so I was almost late for my test, and thus I couldn't take a shower.

Oh yeah, one last thing before I go, this is definitly going to be a rant so brace yourselves!!!!! Last week which as most of you know was like the third week of school I went to go sit in my usual spot during business class and these two girls (who I have a few worse names than girls for them, but I'm going to refrain from cursing during these forty days of lent) had decided they liked my seat better than wherever they had decided to sit the first flipping three weeks. So now I have to sit in the back corner next to this guy who looks like a pothead and who doesn't bring either pencil or paper to the lecture..................... I strongly dislike both of these girls, and today when I went to sit into my seat the redheaded girl gave me a look like she wanted me to die, omg I have so many things I want to write here but I seriously can't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just smiled at her and then shoved her stupid backpack out of my way. OH yeah, and the other girls that sits in front of me: your cough is disgusting you really need to go to the doctor because it's gross that you always cough everywhere and then decided you want to stretch and then hit my freaking binder everytime and you don't even say sorry. I really want to find a different seat but it's kind of almost the second month of school so it would be really messed up to go steal someone else's seat. So I'm just going to get there really early from now on and sit in my old seat and then when old redhead comes in I'm just going to give her a go to hell look when she walks down the aisle and see how she likes it................

Okay well I'll update later to tell you all how delicious my frozen hot chocolate was............be jealous!