Boys

Boys are pointless and only cause problems. Let's just be real I'm not planning on getting married anytime soon so why should I even be worried about it. I have my whole life to meet someone. There's no point in getting sad or jealous about somebody.

I just got the most amazing e-mail from Tammy with little sound bites of Zachary singing and saying his prayers at night. Sooooo cute.

Here are some highlights from the first week of school:

1) Tennis with Jerret and our old ass teacher who played in the very first wimbledon
2) Spending every night at Katie and Erin's apartment
3) Laughing all night with Katie and making up rap songs about everyone
4) Not knowing shit in french and laughing at the douchebags that think they do
5) Flashing all the guys outside of Hall 16
6) Seeing hot dudes play shirtless soccer on the intramural fields
7) Seeing hot dudes in general
8) Making matching t-shirts for the game on Saturday
9) Creating new dance moves with Jerret
10) Erin's dog chomping on my face
11) Seeing Erin in her bra
12) Making hamburgers and then smelling the stinky rotten beef smell coming from the grill everytime we went outside
13) Going to lake nac and learning all about Kory Gengo
14) Having my friends fight over who would come get me after Boogie left me in tears

I'm so glad that I am back with everyone here. I've decided that you're born with a family (mom dad brothers sisters etc) but then when you get to college you have a chance to pick a second family. They are alot like your real family in that you enjoy the same things and they are there for you and they don't judge you and you do everything together but you kind of appreciate them more because you are the one that got to pick them out.

Hot Dude of the Day

Money

I need money!!!!! Ugh I freaking hate college because I'm going to have to sell my soul to satan just to pay for books this semester. It's only the second day of classes and I already am stressed about the vast amount of work that I'm going to have to do this semester. Here's my classes:
Tennis
Writing about Literature
Shakespeare
French
Political Science
Western Civ

I have about 34938498349 papers to write and 9328494885 books to read.

Kill me

First Day

It's 8:21 am. I am awake. WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! First day of school bitches. I have so much to write and talk about but it's seriously going to have to wait because I have to straighten out the bangs babayyyyy.

It's Plies BABAYYYYYYYYYy. lmfao

Organizers

OKAY! Let's just start out with how much I hate Target. I got a planner two years ago and I really liked the way the pages were because there was alot of room to write down my assignments and things I needed to remember to do everyday. So I went to get some refill pages but they didn't have the kind I wanted so I found this really kickass planner that has like tons of room to write down assignments and basically anything and it has space for me to put all my credit cards and shit. So I went to get another one and it was the same old story they didn't have anymore like the ones I like. So I had to go to stupid Office Max.

That was basically a lame ass story but it just pisses me off that they can't have the same shit!!!!!!!

Going back to school in one more day!!! HELL YEAH BITCHES!

I Am Officially Over It

I'm still in Tawakoni unfortunately. I've actually been quite entertained though by my neighbor Jolene and her three grandchildren. This morning I called them over from across our two houses and they came to the pool to look for frogs. We opened up the basket that catches all the leaves and stuff and there was a little baby rat floating and we all were freaked out. I covinces Austin to get the rat out so that he could show it to his grandma Jolene who is like completly freaked out by any little creature. So he starts carrying around in a pair of scuba goggles but he was running after all three of us pretending to throw it. I was really scared! Finally my mom ran out of the garage where she is sanding a chair and told him to throw it in the woodpile. It was hilarious. Children are funny.

Ps-I know someone didn't just request marco polo by lil bow wow.

Plastic Cheese

I'm eating a sandwhich right now and I put a very sketchy looking piece of cheese on it and it kind of tastes like plastic.

Today was good I guess. I went with my parents so they could visit some old friends and this one guy named Larry kept falling down because he has a bad leg and he was drinking or something. He fell three times including once basically on top of me. It was scary!

Laugh at the Embarassment

I was obviously not the cool kid in school. The bottom one is my brother and sister.

Margarite

This is my beautiful friend Margarite. I met her this summer while I was staying at my sister's apartment in Round, Rock Texas. She's such a wonderful person and friend and I was really sad that I had to leave her behind! She's the greatest person to just be around because she is so full of positive energies. I LOVE HER!!! I MISS HER TOO!!!

I hope Kathy doesn't mind I used this pic from thier myspace!!!

All About Today

I woke up at like 3 pm which I actually woke up at like 10 but I was still tired so I was like screw it I'm just going to go back to sleep. Then I facebooked for a really long time because it's what I do best. Then I talked to Erin and Jen and I am super jealous cuz they are already both back in Nac and it makes me sad. Then I talked to my mom's friend Carol on the phone for like literally an hour. It was really really really long conversation about her two cats and her bunny.

Now I'm watching the matrix because I really don't want to bend over and change the channel.

In case anyone cares my fish Malachi is still alive and as fiesty as ever.

Okay I've been watching the olympics and there's this little girl named Shawn Johnson who is a gymnast for team USA. Anyways I don't know about the rest of the world but she just has the type of face that I just want to slap. She looks like a little full of herself bitch and I hate her.

Okay well lol I'm done with that.

Also the little Chinese bitches really need to get hair barretts that match thier uniform because they have like 90000 hair clips in thier hair and it's ugly.

Hot Dude of the Day

James Franco YUM!

I AM BACK!

So I'm back and better than ever bitches!!! I am so excited about the upcoming school year!!! Some things I am excited about:

1)Sceduled naptimes
2)Being back in Steen
3)Having a job and making money!!!
4)Getting a new roommate!
5)Seeing Eriniqua and Jenaynay
6)Jenaynay's b-day
7)Erin's b-day
8) Lunches and/or dinners with Marie and Jordan and Allison!
9)Allison living in Steen!!!
10)Jerret living in the same tower of Steen!!!!!!!
11)Getting drunk on weekdays
12)Coming up with new ideas for reality shows with Jerret
13)Taking 300-level English classes finally!!!
14)All new teachers!!!
15)$1 dollar movies
16)Meeting other creepy guys at the Ag Pond late at night
17) Write Club meetings w/Luke and Dr. Whatley!!
18)Raising hell in Hall 14 with Jen again!!!!
19)Barfing on random guys towels at the Shack!!
20)Hot new freshmen man meat!!!

Now I am going to go do some more facebooking and tv watching!

I Fail

I fail at this blog seriously. I can't believe how lame I am. Truly and utterly a disaster.