My parents came to see me for a belated birthday weekend. They brought my stinky brother too. My mom made me a cake and we all went to church. Jen came too and it was the longest mass in all of the history of the world. Then we went to Jalapeno tree which is the third day in a row Jen has been there. Second day in a row for me. I was starving because I hadn't eaten since the day before. My brother told me I looked like an alchoholic drug addict who had been on a binge all weekend. Katie met us at Jalapeno Tree and it was a really good time because we had the same waiter as last time and he's just the nicest guy.
Then I gave my parents a tour and they left and I was sad.
I woke up this morning before my parents got here to take a shower and noticed the staggering amount of bruises on my arms and legs from the night before when James and I fought. I had text messaged him 14 times last night about how I never wanted to see him again. We were very mad at each other today and I seriously never wanted to see him again but before my parents left I was sitting with my dad outside of Steen because he was smoking a cigarette and James walked down the front steps and he gave me the meanest glare and I was like "OH HEY JAMES! This is my dad" and then James had to be nice to me because I mean it was my dad. So then I asked him if he was mad at me and he said he wasn't and I told him he beat me up and he said he didn't remember. So he had to leave for work and I said goodbye to my daddy and then went up to my room and texted James that I wasn't mad at him and that he really did beat me up, he still didn't believe me until I showed him all the bruises tonight. He finally apologized and I think we're even better friends now because of it. We decided that we probably shouldn't drink together and if we do that we shouldn't be so violent. Then he came back to my room for like 3 hours and I straightened his hair and we watched funny videos on youtube.
I really do love James but when I'm drunk I want to choke him and punch him for some reason. I get so angry, and I think it's because he's normally so docile and doesn't fight me back. It's really funny though because all day I've been telling people about how my gay friend beat me up.
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Monday, March 3, 2008
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Birthday Party of a Lifetime
I was pretty concernced that turning twenty was going to be traumatic. I would wake up thursday and just want to lay back down and cry. Instead Thursday was one of the greatest days I have ever had! I woke up and did my hair and got dressed. My roommate Erin had left me a happy birthday note on my desk which made me smile. I went to my two classes of the day (biology and english) I saw Jen in biology and we got out a little early and got Einstein's. Jen and I played hangman during class and worked on her experiment. Then I went to English where we talked about Ulyesses which is a poem by Alfred, Lord Tennyson. After class I went to Katie's apartment and then Katie took me out to lunch at Cane's which was really nice and delicious. We went to Wal-Mart which is always a fun experience. Then I walked her to work and I made a bet with Daniel that the Mavericks would beat the Spurs because they never lose on my birthday(well they used to never lose). Needless to say I paid Daniel a dollar yesterday.
After that I went to my room and finished cleaning up and putting up the decorations. I got lonely so I called Jen and Erin and then we were hanging out and talking and then they left to go get thier cards swiped at the ladyjacks game(in case you didn't know the more games you see the more prizes you get) Erin's probably already qualified for a free t-shirt. Just as they left Allison, Stephanie, Marie, and Stevie showed up so it was partying time. We blew bubbles and then bounced the basketball around and I ordered pizza. Erin and Jen came back and Palmer and all of the guys from next door came over just because they wanted free pizza. Everyone ate I watched some more of the basketball game and then we took the party over to Katie's apartment. Allison, Jen and I took some shots and I was pretty much gone within the first ten minutes. We tried to play King's Cup but it didn't work out very well because Jen was super ADD and nobody else knew the rules. Then James came over and that's when it started to get really funny. Just to recap you all James is my gay friend who says he doesn't like girls. We were sitting on Katie's floor and he goes "Kiss me!" and I said "Ewwwwwwwww no." and then he goes "Why is it because I'm UGLY?!?!" and I was soooooooo embarassed because the whole party stopped and everyone was looking at me in my birthday crown with my cheeks blazing. So I was like "fine" and I grabbed James face and kissed him which I remember doing but what I don't remember and what Katie had to tell me afterwards is that he was like "THAT WAS A REALLY PASSIONATE KISS!" So the rest of the night I was very angry at James and by this point I don't remember much besides me trying to choke him severel times, slapping him for flirting with Allison, and breaking two pair of sunglasses. Then Marie and Stevie left and so I was bummed and the party lasted for another 20 minutes or so before Jen and I were like not able to drink anymore and everyone else was feeling good. So Katie, Jen, Erin, James, Tim and I walked back towards Steen but Tim got mad at me for some reason and went off with Jen. So Katie Erin James and I are back outside Steen and I just wanted one last cigarette and by this time everyone was my best friend so basically anyone walking around outside of Steen was getting some loving from me. So I saw these guys that I knew because I've watched the mavericks game with them before and of course they were my "best friends" and I was hugging them and telling them that I loved them and everything. Well this is the part where it gets sort of fuzzy for me because next thing I knew I was inside Steen and this drunk girl who I had given a cigarette to was crying and Katie was crying talking about how one of the guys had a gun and said he was gonna shoot that drunk girl. I guess at the time for them it was really scary but it's just a testament to how drunk I was that I thought it was hilarious and just went to my room and peed and came back down happy as a god-damned lark. Well Katie and Erin had just called UPD and so I went with James up to his room because I really didn't want to get arrested. I tried to go to sleep because I just wanted to forget guns and life in general at this point of the night but Erin called and said the cop needed one of us to come downstairs so of course James went because he was not as drunk as I was. This is when I talked to James' roommate about how I'm supposedly in love with James. Then James comes back into the room and was like "it's time to sober up!" and I was like "noooooooooooooooo why?!?!" and it turns out the cop needed to talk to me because I supposedly knew these guys and thought they were my friends. So I went drank some water and peed and went down there and talked to that poor cop. He asked me some questions and I tried to act sober. After all of this we went back to James' room because I wanted Erin and Katie to see James' roommate who I was convinced was the hottest man on earth even though I hadn't even seen what he looked like because when I was in the room it was pitch black. So we walk into the dark room and I had my cell phone light and was flashing it in this poor boys eyes and I was like "HE IS HOTTTTTTTTT!" and then they turned on the light and he was like "hey what's up?" and it was just about the funniest thing that has ever happened to me in my life. Then I tried to steal his blanket and his pillow. He looks like a male model. I am in love. I ended up spending the nigth with James and I even woke up the next morning for my classes even though I was quite hungover.
In retrospect it was the greatest birthday party and greatest birthday ever. Wow it took my five days to write this post. Next up: Alex's Saturday night adventure with Allison.
After that I went to my room and finished cleaning up and putting up the decorations. I got lonely so I called Jen and Erin and then we were hanging out and talking and then they left to go get thier cards swiped at the ladyjacks game(in case you didn't know the more games you see the more prizes you get) Erin's probably already qualified for a free t-shirt. Just as they left Allison, Stephanie, Marie, and Stevie showed up so it was partying time. We blew bubbles and then bounced the basketball around and I ordered pizza. Erin and Jen came back and Palmer and all of the guys from next door came over just because they wanted free pizza. Everyone ate I watched some more of the basketball game and then we took the party over to Katie's apartment. Allison, Jen and I took some shots and I was pretty much gone within the first ten minutes. We tried to play King's Cup but it didn't work out very well because Jen was super ADD and nobody else knew the rules. Then James came over and that's when it started to get really funny. Just to recap you all James is my gay friend who says he doesn't like girls. We were sitting on Katie's floor and he goes "Kiss me!" and I said "Ewwwwwwwww no." and then he goes "Why is it because I'm UGLY?!?!" and I was soooooooo embarassed because the whole party stopped and everyone was looking at me in my birthday crown with my cheeks blazing. So I was like "fine" and I grabbed James face and kissed him which I remember doing but what I don't remember and what Katie had to tell me afterwards is that he was like "THAT WAS A REALLY PASSIONATE KISS!" So the rest of the night I was very angry at James and by this point I don't remember much besides me trying to choke him severel times, slapping him for flirting with Allison, and breaking two pair of sunglasses. Then Marie and Stevie left and so I was bummed and the party lasted for another 20 minutes or so before Jen and I were like not able to drink anymore and everyone else was feeling good. So Katie, Jen, Erin, James, Tim and I walked back towards Steen but Tim got mad at me for some reason and went off with Jen. So Katie Erin James and I are back outside Steen and I just wanted one last cigarette and by this time everyone was my best friend so basically anyone walking around outside of Steen was getting some loving from me. So I saw these guys that I knew because I've watched the mavericks game with them before and of course they were my "best friends" and I was hugging them and telling them that I loved them and everything. Well this is the part where it gets sort of fuzzy for me because next thing I knew I was inside Steen and this drunk girl who I had given a cigarette to was crying and Katie was crying talking about how one of the guys had a gun and said he was gonna shoot that drunk girl. I guess at the time for them it was really scary but it's just a testament to how drunk I was that I thought it was hilarious and just went to my room and peed and came back down happy as a god-damned lark. Well Katie and Erin had just called UPD and so I went with James up to his room because I really didn't want to get arrested. I tried to go to sleep because I just wanted to forget guns and life in general at this point of the night but Erin called and said the cop needed one of us to come downstairs so of course James went because he was not as drunk as I was. This is when I talked to James' roommate about how I'm supposedly in love with James. Then James comes back into the room and was like "it's time to sober up!" and I was like "noooooooooooooooo why?!?!" and it turns out the cop needed to talk to me because I supposedly knew these guys and thought they were my friends. So I went drank some water and peed and went down there and talked to that poor cop. He asked me some questions and I tried to act sober. After all of this we went back to James' room because I wanted Erin and Katie to see James' roommate who I was convinced was the hottest man on earth even though I hadn't even seen what he looked like because when I was in the room it was pitch black. So we walk into the dark room and I had my cell phone light and was flashing it in this poor boys eyes and I was like "HE IS HOTTTTTTTTT!" and then they turned on the light and he was like "hey what's up?" and it was just about the funniest thing that has ever happened to me in my life. Then I tried to steal his blanket and his pillow. He looks like a male model. I am in love. I ended up spending the nigth with James and I even woke up the next morning for my classes even though I was quite hungover.
In retrospect it was the greatest birthday party and greatest birthday ever. Wow it took my five days to write this post. Next up: Alex's Saturday night adventure with Allison.
Friday, February 29, 2008
I Did Not Almost Get Arrested
Last night was sooooooooooooo awesome!!!! I'll write more about it later because I really don't feel very good right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Birthday
God could not have given me a prettier day. It's the perfect temperature. Big blue sky with cotton candy clouds.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
15 Minutes
In 15 minutes I'll be 20. Ugh.
Today was a very good day. I don't know how tomorrow could top today!!! I went to all of my classes which were good I suppose. Went to Biology Lab which is always good thanks to biology lab assistant hottie pants face. Then I had dinner with Mariezy and Jordano. Unfortunately Hymen wasn't there.....sad! I saw a really hot guy that looked like Reggie Bush. Then we were watching this very funny video in the student center and this guy was like "I feel so bad asking this, but I really need 2 dollars and I'll give you these starbucks giftcards one has 10 dollars and one has 5 dollars I just really need 2 bucks" and I was like here's two dollars but don't worry about the giftcards. I thought it would be really unfair to take 15 dollars worth of giftcards just for 2 measly dollars worth of changed I scraped from the bottom of my purse. Then I went back to Steen and was sitting outside when Erin and Jen came by and we went to Wal Mart to get my cake and decorations for the partayyyyyy. The lady at Wal-Mart gave me the cake for free which was soooooooooooooooo nice! It has little mermaid on it!!!!! After that we came back to my room and were decorating and cleaning. Then we went to see Katie at Garner but she wasn't there. So we came back and then Katie came over and then we went back to Garner and then I went to Hall 14 with Jen where they were making cuppy cakes. I really should live in Hall 14 because it's way better than Steen. After that I came back here took a shower and now I'm about to read my poem for Brit Lit tomorrow, blow dry my hair and then go to sleep.
Only 8 minutes until I turn 20!!!!!!!
Today was a very good day. I don't know how tomorrow could top today!!! I went to all of my classes which were good I suppose. Went to Biology Lab which is always good thanks to biology lab assistant hottie pants face. Then I had dinner with Mariezy and Jordano. Unfortunately Hymen wasn't there.....sad! I saw a really hot guy that looked like Reggie Bush. Then we were watching this very funny video in the student center and this guy was like "I feel so bad asking this, but I really need 2 dollars and I'll give you these starbucks giftcards one has 10 dollars and one has 5 dollars I just really need 2 bucks" and I was like here's two dollars but don't worry about the giftcards. I thought it would be really unfair to take 15 dollars worth of giftcards just for 2 measly dollars worth of changed I scraped from the bottom of my purse. Then I went back to Steen and was sitting outside when Erin and Jen came by and we went to Wal Mart to get my cake and decorations for the partayyyyyy. The lady at Wal-Mart gave me the cake for free which was soooooooooooooooo nice! It has little mermaid on it!!!!! After that we came back to my room and were decorating and cleaning. Then we went to see Katie at Garner but she wasn't there. So we came back and then Katie came over and then we went back to Garner and then I went to Hall 14 with Jen where they were making cuppy cakes. I really should live in Hall 14 because it's way better than Steen. After that I came back here took a shower and now I'm about to read my poem for Brit Lit tomorrow, blow dry my hair and then go to sleep.
Only 8 minutes until I turn 20!!!!!!!
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Katie Tortilla Head
Ugh today was so boring. I am so tired of studying and reading and highlighting and taking notes and listening and reading really good poetry and thinking it means one thing but then learning it means something else completely different.
I'm tired of it. We went to Jalapeno tree today and we were all starving (Jen, Erin, Katie, Me) and so they brought us all the free tortillas and I was throwing them like frizbees to everyone and Katie was like "you eat it!" and I was like "no Katie take it!" and I threw it into the air and it fell right on Katie's head like a little Tortilla hat. It was so funnnnnnny! Then there was this old man at the table behind us and his phone went off and his ring tone was "Girls just want to have fun" and we laughed soooooooooooooo hard. I'm sorry that is one of the funniest things ever. Then as we were walking out there was this poor lady with an eye deformity and I tried to get my ice cream and it spilled everywhere and then as we were walking out Katie goes "I WAS TRYING NOT TO LOOK AT THAT WOMAN'S EYE!!!!!" and I was like you are so going to hell in a handbasket!!!!! Although I don't think she will. God Bless that woman, I'm going to say a prayer for her tonight.
Then I studied for a while and then talked with Jen at hall 14. We were studying but I seriously give up on biology. Everything I study flies out of my head the second it gets there. I really need spring break because at this rate things are not looking good. I thought Christmas break would help me, but I really think after spring break I will have my shit together. I have a glorious week to study for my test and Chesley's going to help me I'm going to make flashcards and study guides. I am going to make a 100 on this test if it's the last thing I ever do. I've decided that the president's honor roll is not going to happen this semester, but next semester when I am science and math free I am going to definitely be on it. I just have never excelled at math or science so I have accepted it. I am still striving for Dean's List which shouldn't be impossible at all at this point.
I had my first day of work today and I read a quiz for a blind girl. She has the cutest seeing eye dog. I felt like a real asshole though because I had just drank this big ass diet dr. pepper and I really had to pee so I just left her standing there and then I realized she had to sign my time sheet and she was like "I was just waiting for you" I was like "wow I'm an asshole"...................
Anyways longest blog post ever!!!! I am going to take a shower now and go back over my bio flashcards for lab tomorrow. Tomorrow's lab looks like one of the worst ever. I am so not going to like tomorrow. I don't even want to go to sleep that's how bad tomorrow looks! Yay for Thursday(my party) and Sunday(mom and daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!0
I'm tired of it. We went to Jalapeno tree today and we were all starving (Jen, Erin, Katie, Me) and so they brought us all the free tortillas and I was throwing them like frizbees to everyone and Katie was like "you eat it!" and I was like "no Katie take it!" and I threw it into the air and it fell right on Katie's head like a little Tortilla hat. It was so funnnnnnny! Then there was this old man at the table behind us and his phone went off and his ring tone was "Girls just want to have fun" and we laughed soooooooooooooo hard. I'm sorry that is one of the funniest things ever. Then as we were walking out there was this poor lady with an eye deformity and I tried to get my ice cream and it spilled everywhere and then as we were walking out Katie goes "I WAS TRYING NOT TO LOOK AT THAT WOMAN'S EYE!!!!!" and I was like you are so going to hell in a handbasket!!!!! Although I don't think she will. God Bless that woman, I'm going to say a prayer for her tonight.
Then I studied for a while and then talked with Jen at hall 14. We were studying but I seriously give up on biology. Everything I study flies out of my head the second it gets there. I really need spring break because at this rate things are not looking good. I thought Christmas break would help me, but I really think after spring break I will have my shit together. I have a glorious week to study for my test and Chesley's going to help me I'm going to make flashcards and study guides. I am going to make a 100 on this test if it's the last thing I ever do. I've decided that the president's honor roll is not going to happen this semester, but next semester when I am science and math free I am going to definitely be on it. I just have never excelled at math or science so I have accepted it. I am still striving for Dean's List which shouldn't be impossible at all at this point.
I had my first day of work today and I read a quiz for a blind girl. She has the cutest seeing eye dog. I felt like a real asshole though because I had just drank this big ass diet dr. pepper and I really had to pee so I just left her standing there and then I realized she had to sign my time sheet and she was like "I was just waiting for you" I was like "wow I'm an asshole"...................
Anyways longest blog post ever!!!! I am going to take a shower now and go back over my bio flashcards for lab tomorrow. Tomorrow's lab looks like one of the worst ever. I am so not going to like tomorrow. I don't even want to go to sleep that's how bad tomorrow looks! Yay for Thursday(my party) and Sunday(mom and daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!0
Monday, February 25, 2008
Nobody Even Reads This!
I've decided nobody reads my blog. That's fine because if it weren't my blog I probably wouldn't read it anyways. In two days I turn twenty. Try to wrap your head around that. I know I can't. I'm excited to see my parents this weekend. I have our whole day planned out in my head:
1)They arrive at around 10 am and then I show my mom my room and how clean it is and then we go to church at 11 am
2)12-12:30- We get out of church and then I give them the full campus tour
3)2-We take a drive around Nacogdoches and maybe go to the azalea gardens even though the flowers probably won't be blooming
4)We have dinner at my favorite restaurant
5)They give me my brand new car
6)We say goodbye and they leave and I cry
(Number 5 is not going to happen)
Other things that I need to do this weekend:Study for History Test, Study for my Government Test, Start reading that stupid book for History, Go over English Notes etc. etc.
I have so much tooooooooooo do!
Oh here's a funny story that you all will enjoy:
Katie(My BFF 1.0) knows this guy names prince Eric(asshole 5000) and somethign happened last weekend that was really rude on his part so to get him back I prank called him whilst I was drunk like 10 times. So he got all mad about it because he's like 39(his actual age!) and told Katie that I was pissing him off. Screw him. I'm sorry that you're 39 and don't know how to have fun. I'm sorry you're 39 and still a jackass. I'm sorry you're 39 and give 19 and 20 year old girls shots of patron. I'm sorry you're 39 and still in college.
What a dickhead.
Anyways fuck this blog.
1)They arrive at around 10 am and then I show my mom my room and how clean it is and then we go to church at 11 am
2)12-12:30- We get out of church and then I give them the full campus tour
3)2-We take a drive around Nacogdoches and maybe go to the azalea gardens even though the flowers probably won't be blooming
4)We have dinner at my favorite restaurant
5)They give me my brand new car
6)We say goodbye and they leave and I cry
(Number 5 is not going to happen)
Other things that I need to do this weekend:Study for History Test, Study for my Government Test, Start reading that stupid book for History, Go over English Notes etc. etc.
I have so much tooooooooooo do!
Oh here's a funny story that you all will enjoy:
Katie(My BFF 1.0) knows this guy names prince Eric(asshole 5000) and somethign happened last weekend that was really rude on his part so to get him back I prank called him whilst I was drunk like 10 times. So he got all mad about it because he's like 39(his actual age!) and told Katie that I was pissing him off. Screw him. I'm sorry that you're 39 and don't know how to have fun. I'm sorry you're 39 and still a jackass. I'm sorry you're 39 and give 19 and 20 year old girls shots of patron. I'm sorry you're 39 and still in college.
What a dickhead.
Anyways fuck this blog.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
I'll Know I'm Alive
Basically I just woke up like thirty minutes ago. Whatever. I had some of the strangest dreams I have ever had in my life last night. First of all I dreamed that nobody came to my party and I waited like three days with the pizzas waiting for people to come. Then Prince Eric came and I was like "oh no, you're not getting into the party" and my mom was like "you have to let him in!". So then he started to eat all of the pizza. Then I dreamed that I was in my room and all the cats were on the roof and it was raining so I let them all in and it turns out none of them were my cats!!!! Then in my dream for some reason Jordan and Marie drove by Steen and Jordan was like "wanna go get wendy's alex?" and I was like "I still have a bunch of pizza left!" and they drove off laughing at me.
I'm going to do my homework............
Last night would have been suicidally(is this a word?) boring without Katie!
I'm going to do my homework............
Last night would have been suicidally(is this a word?) boring without Katie!
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Space
When you look at my fish's bowl from a certain angle it looks as if he is suspended in black space. Just swimming around in black oblivion. I like to blow dry my hair and just look into his bowl.
Tonight was good. Marie and I chilled for like five hours. We ate and sang and then went to the student center. There was free pizza and drinks and we spent about an hour exploring. We saw hymen(the hot russian that works in the cafeteria) and took stalkerish pictures of him. He was mopping the stairs. It was really strange. I sang opera. I want to be an opera singer I have decided. Laugh if you want but it makes me happy. Nothing else exciting happened. I have read the Lady of Shallot about ten times now. My plan is to memorize it. I love it. I want to be it. Anyways Marie and I saw this movie and I think I was pissing Marie off because I was tired and didn't want to see the movie, then when we got in the theatre I complained the whole time about what a shitty movie it was.
It wasn't really that shitty. It's called Into the Wild and it stars this very hot dude. He plays this guy that graduates from college and decides for some mysterious reason to go to Alaska and live in the wild. There were some really good parts to the movie, and the acting wasn't bad, but it was narrated by the sister (played by Jena Malone) and she was soooooooooooooooo annoying. Everytime I heard her voice I thought my ears would bleed.
In five days I will be twenty. I hope life gets better after twenty or I'm in a world of hell.
Tonight was good. Marie and I chilled for like five hours. We ate and sang and then went to the student center. There was free pizza and drinks and we spent about an hour exploring. We saw hymen(the hot russian that works in the cafeteria) and took stalkerish pictures of him. He was mopping the stairs. It was really strange. I sang opera. I want to be an opera singer I have decided. Laugh if you want but it makes me happy. Nothing else exciting happened. I have read the Lady of Shallot about ten times now. My plan is to memorize it. I love it. I want to be it. Anyways Marie and I saw this movie and I think I was pissing Marie off because I was tired and didn't want to see the movie, then when we got in the theatre I complained the whole time about what a shitty movie it was.
It wasn't really that shitty. It's called Into the Wild and it stars this very hot dude. He plays this guy that graduates from college and decides for some mysterious reason to go to Alaska and live in the wild. There were some really good parts to the movie, and the acting wasn't bad, but it was narrated by the sister (played by Jena Malone) and she was soooooooooooooooo annoying. Everytime I heard her voice I thought my ears would bleed.
In five days I will be twenty. I hope life gets better after twenty or I'm in a world of hell.
Monday, February 18, 2008
I Tried My Best to Leave This All on Your Machine
I was almost late for class. I went back to sleep after I took a shower just like I planned, but I didn't wake up until like five minutes before I had to leave. My class is way on the other side of the known galaxy so I had to hightail it. I get really pissed off in the mornings because the stairs that I walk down lead directly to the tour room where they show off the fake room to people that are taking a tour of campus. There's always a shitload of people down there and they seem to not understand that I am in a hurry and that they need to move the fuck out of my way. (my no-cussing policy has obviously left the building) So I come storming out the door today into a group of crowded touring assholes and I accidentely knocked into this one big bertha bitch and I was like "sorry" and kept going and she was like "Damn why you in so big a hurry?!?!" I seriously hope that after I shoved her she decides not to go here because the last thing we need on this campus is another girl that likes to walk slow and in everyone's way!
I made it to class. We didn't get our tests back which is just fine with me because I would rather not know what I made. Ignorance is bliss, and in this case I am fucking blissful. Went to American Government where we talked about a bunch of other shit I couldn't give less of two donkey dicks about. Finally made it out of classes alive, come to my room to just enjoy the peace and quiet that is 3:15 in Steen Hall. Everyone's either out having lunch, at class, or jacking off, whichever it is I'm just glad I don't have to listen to them.
I'm going to have a party in my room next Thursday to celebrate my twentieth fucking year of being alive. There's going to be food and drinks(non-alchoholic because I don't get drunk on Thursdays, oh and also that would be illegal because like I said above it's only my 20th birthday) we might do something fun, but I doubt it because I will be much too sad thinking about how I pissed away twenty years of my life being young and semi-retarded. If you're reading this you're invited, unless you are a creeper in which case stop creeping and get a life. Marie and Jordan are going to be there and you know that when they are there the party is on like donkey kong. Wear whatever the hell you want, and don't expect my room to look nice or anything because you're not that special.
Wow this post was extraordinarly venemous and I loved it.
I made it to class. We didn't get our tests back which is just fine with me because I would rather not know what I made. Ignorance is bliss, and in this case I am fucking blissful. Went to American Government where we talked about a bunch of other shit I couldn't give less of two donkey dicks about. Finally made it out of classes alive, come to my room to just enjoy the peace and quiet that is 3:15 in Steen Hall. Everyone's either out having lunch, at class, or jacking off, whichever it is I'm just glad I don't have to listen to them.
I'm going to have a party in my room next Thursday to celebrate my twentieth fucking year of being alive. There's going to be food and drinks(non-alchoholic because I don't get drunk on Thursdays, oh and also that would be illegal because like I said above it's only my 20th birthday) we might do something fun, but I doubt it because I will be much too sad thinking about how I pissed away twenty years of my life being young and semi-retarded. If you're reading this you're invited, unless you are a creeper in which case stop creeping and get a life. Marie and Jordan are going to be there and you know that when they are there the party is on like donkey kong. Wear whatever the hell you want, and don't expect my room to look nice or anything because you're not that special.
Wow this post was extraordinarly venemous and I loved it.
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