Wednesday Nights

Blah. That's all I have to say about that. I'm working on my paper right now and I just need one more paragraph before I start editing(which is 50% of the writing process!). It took me less that thirty minutes to get all the words onto the page. I'm impressed with how well I work under pressure. I just kill myself!

Anyways something very interesting happened to me today. I was in Einstein's buying a diet dr pepper before biology lab because I was super thirsty as hell (by the way I went to all of my classes today woot woot!). So some random ass guy comes up to me talking about how I bit his neck at the sports shack that one thursday when I got really shitty. I just couldn't believe it! I was sooooooooooo embarassed. Then he said he told his friend he was "about to get up on me"!!!! SICK! I want to say that he's a total creep but I guess I'm the one that bit his neck! So weird. Just soooooooooooooooooooooo weird the things that I do when I am drunk!

Well at least I've stopped drinking for the time being because I was starting to scare myself(and Katie, Erin &Jen).

So tonight I am going to Prince Eric's softball game (that's if it doesn't rain!) and i'm sure it will be just tons of fun!!!!!!!!!!

Argh I'm so needing to finish my paper, but I think I'll go grab a smoke really quick first!

Nobody Even Reads This!

I've decided nobody reads my blog. That's fine because if it weren't my blog I probably wouldn't read it anyways. In two days I turn twenty. Try to wrap your head around that. I know I can't. I'm excited to see my parents this weekend. I have our whole day planned out in my head:
1)They arrive at around 10 am and then I show my mom my room and how clean it is and then we go to church at 11 am
2)12-12:30- We get out of church and then I give them the full campus tour
3)2-We take a drive around Nacogdoches and maybe go to the azalea gardens even though the flowers probably won't be blooming
4)We have dinner at my favorite restaurant
5)They give me my brand new car
6)We say goodbye and they leave and I cry

(Number 5 is not going to happen)

Other things that I need to do this weekend:Study for History Test, Study for my Government Test, Start reading that stupid book for History, Go over English Notes etc. etc.

I have so much tooooooooooo do!

Oh here's a funny story that you all will enjoy:
Katie(My BFF 1.0) knows this guy names prince Eric(asshole 5000) and somethign happened last weekend that was really rude on his part so to get him back I prank called him whilst I was drunk like 10 times. So he got all mad about it because he's like 39(his actual age!) and told Katie that I was pissing him off. Screw him. I'm sorry that you're 39 and don't know how to have fun. I'm sorry you're 39 and still a jackass. I'm sorry you're 39 and give 19 and 20 year old girls shots of patron. I'm sorry you're 39 and still in college.

What a dickhead.


Anyways fuck this blog.

I'll Know I'm Alive

Basically I just woke up like thirty minutes ago. Whatever. I had some of the strangest dreams I have ever had in my life last night. First of all I dreamed that nobody came to my party and I waited like three days with the pizzas waiting for people to come. Then Prince Eric came and I was like "oh no, you're not getting into the party" and my mom was like "you have to let him in!". So then he started to eat all of the pizza. Then I dreamed that I was in my room and all the cats were on the roof and it was raining so I let them all in and it turns out none of them were my cats!!!! Then in my dream for some reason Jordan and Marie drove by Steen and Jordan was like "wanna go get wendy's alex?" and I was like "I still have a bunch of pizza left!" and they drove off laughing at me.

I'm going to do my homework............

Last night would have been suicidally(is this a word?) boring without Katie!

Katie&Prince Eric

So I spent the night at Katie's last night because Prince Eric was like "well I think I'm gonna come over". There's a long story behind this, but basically we went to his room and knocked on the door and his roommate was like "I'm naked!!!" and we were like "okay whatever can we come in?" and his rooommate was like "no I'm naked!" and we were like "okay is prince eric there?" and he was like "why the fuck would prince eric be here if I was naked?" and we wer elike "okay whatever we're leaving him a note!" and then his roommate was like "what's your names?" and we were like whatever we're leaving a note!" soo I started writing him a note asking if he wanted to go to the movies with all of us tonight and we could hear his roommate on the phone like "yeah dude, I told them I was naked and now they won't leave!" and so we left the note and like 10 minutes later prince eric called Katie and was like "Sorry my roommate had his girlfriend over for valentine's day" and we were like ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. So prince Eric came over and he was super drunk and we watched the mavericks/suns game and he was rooting for the suns :(. Then the mavericks lost but whatever. So omg I have so many funny things that Eric said last night:

"I was going to staple your pants to the wall and then when people were like 'who's are these' I would be like Alex's!"

"What's that? your taint?!?! Cause it taint your ass and it taint your pussy"

(while pushing his own head into Katie's lap) "NO KATIE! I don't want to give you a blow jobber
!"

"I have three testicles!"

"I asked my roommate if I could see his weiner, but he wouldn't let me!"

(as we were walking outside)"oh my god someone stole my truck! Oh wait, that's not my truck!"

Anyways good times good times. I'm gonna go get ready for class and for my test today!