About A Boy

I'm still very homesick, but this post is not about that it's about my day so get ready!

I woke up at nine like I said I would and I went to all of my classes like I said I would. I'm very proud of myself. I went to biology lab and saw hot lab assistant and it was just me and this boy named dwight who is very funny. I was glad potato head bitch didn't come. The experiment took forever and I was so glad to get out of there. Then I went to the cafeteria to see my homegirls Marie, Jordan, and the infamous Allison Percival. Then I went with Katie to check my mail and my keys finally came in so I gave the spare one back to the front desk. Then I went and had a real dinner with Jenaynay, Eriniqua, and Kory and then my stomach started to hurt. I went back to Steen and then Katie came to see me and we went to Cane's and I didn't have any chicken because I am poor and poor people eat in the cafeteria. Then we went to Wal-mart to load up for the partayyyyy tomorrow night. Poor people drink beer. Then I went over to Hall 14 to study for the bio test tomorrow. Jen and I were in the study room with Rachel and some really weird dude who was super smart. We left to take a break and Rachel shut the door and we were locked out for thirty minutes waiting for the hall director to come back with the keys. Now I am so fucking tired I could just pass out but I decided I'll just take a shower and fix my hair so I won't have to worry about it tomorrow. Besides I still have some reading to do for English tomorrow. I'm so far behind that I'm literally frightenend. It's my own fault.

I really just don't care anymore. I'm so ready for this semester to be over. I'm so ready to have a real job so I won't be so fucking poor anymore. Anyways here are some funny things that happened today:

I went to James' room to bum a smoke and it took him like five minutes to answer the door and I was like "what are you doing? and he was like "looking at porn" and I was like "ewwww were you jacking off?" and he was like "hhahahaha yea" so I Was like "can I just have a cigarette real quick?" and he was like trying to hand me one and I was like "oh hell no let me get it myself!" and then I ran away.


Then when I was in biology lab I was asking Dwight about this guy that I've known all semester but I've only known him as T.O because he looks like Terrel Owens and that's what all the guys in the dorm call him and then last night Marcus tried to tell me his name was Conception and I didn't believe him and then I asked Dwight and Dwight was like "Yeah that really is his name, what was his mama thinking?!?!"

Anyways I'm off to shower and then I'm going to read and get some much needed sleep. If I go to bed by two I will get eight hours of sleep exactly and that will be very very very very very nice!

Finding Five Dollar Bills

I am so home sick. I just got back literally less than three days ago and I was crying last night because I want to be home so bad. It doesn't help that my phone went missing and so now I'm without my lifeline to the world. My stomach hurts all day long. Why can't I just be home right now? Why am I even here? What the fuck's the purpose of being here when I spend all my time hating it so much?

I really really really really really really really really really really don't want to go to all four of my classes today but yesterday I was a real bitch and decided to skip the whole day so I've made a pact with myself that I will not miss another class for the rest of the semester. I'm really not looking forward to it. I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that in order to reach the goals I want in life I'm going to have to make some sacrifices. God knows I've made so many already. And while I'm on the subject of God have you ever wondered where he is when you really really really really really just need somebody there?!?!? Sometimes I really feel God with me and other times it just all goes to shit and I begin to question my very existence in this universe.

Whatever I'm off to class.

Do You Wanna Ride or Die

I've already gotten through fifty slides that I needed to study, and now the only thing I have to do is find out which slide I have to study to. Then read the correlating chapters, then finish reading that stupid book for history. I'll be done. Tomorrow I'm going to go out next to the creek and get a nice tan. I'm tired of being pale, and I'm not going to pay the 60 dollars to artificially tan when it's free to sit outside and get all the skin cancer you want. Why pay for skin cancer? If I ever get skin cancer one day I want to look back at all the times I sat next to the beach and how much it was worth it. I don't want to look back at a dark tanning bed where I sat all alone.

My grandmother is getting on my last nerve. My sister is making tuna fish. My father has not called me today.

Welcome to my life.

I Can Literally Smell Spring Break

I am so tired of being in Nacogdoches. Jen, Katie, Erin and I all are. We have literally just one more night together before spring break and we're going to make the most of it!!! I have one more midterm and then I'm out of this town!

I just got done working, I didn't go to biology today which is fine because Jen said we had a substitute and that he was this old man and he looked like he was going to die.

Anyways it's study time. I have four hours to just get it done, and get on with my life.

Why I Love Jen

Jen told me to name this post that. We studied for like 2 hours over biology so if I fail tomorrow I'm blaming it on her!! Then we looked at pictures of her dad who is hot btw, I think he's going to be my next hot dude of the day!!!

Anyways I went to my classes today which were boring. Then I went and studied for 1100000 hours. The funniest thing that has ever happened to me happened in the library. I went to the middle of the third floor because when I went towards the back there was this group of people sitting at a table talking and I hate talkers in the library. So I sat down in the middle and I was reading my government book and things were going really good. Suddenly this group of three girls all decided that they were going to just ignore the fact that there were five hundred free tables and choose the one directly in front of me so that they could catch up on all the latest gossip. This one girl who was wearing black glasses was talking so loud that I seriously wanted to scream at her to shut the fuck up. I was just about ready to get my books and try to find a better spot on the fourth floor when this girl like 10 tables away screamed "I'm trying to study for a test would you please SHUT THE FUCK UP!?!?!?!" and the girls at the table in front of me got really quiet. I thought I was going to poop my pants that's how hard I was laughing. So then like another 15 minutes goes by and the girl that yelled came and told them she was really sorry, but it was still so funny. I've always wanted to do that and finally somebody much braver and bolder than I did!!!!!!!!

So anyways then I went and hung out with Marie and Allison and Allison told me some things that somebody else I know lied about. I'm not even going to start anything on my blog in case he reads this but I really hate it when people lie. It's basically been drama all day long. A few of my friends aren't talking either. I would post the whole story but it would take a while and I still have some studying to do........................

I went over to Katie's as well and we tried to go to Prince Eric's but he didn't answer when we knocked on his door sad. Then we played this really fun game where we wrote one sentence about everyone we know! It was sooooooo funny!

Then I went over to Willie&Marcus' room and we played basketball but Willie was beating me and he was the charlotte bobcats and I was the los angeles lakers so I was like screw this. Willie took a shower and when he got out he put baby powder down the front of his pants. He also uses Suave women's deoderant.

I just want all of my friends to forgive each other and forget it. Spring Break is in a few more days and we won't see each other for a while.

Anyways I am going to study so I hope everyone has a good wednesday and seriously pray for me because I am going to need it to get through with tomorrow!

Rainy Days & Mondays

It was like a freaking hurricane when I walked outside today. Luckily I brought my umbrella(ella ella). I went to all of my classes because I'm a pimp like that. Then I went to the post office to mail some stuff and I got a card from Cindy which totally made my day that much better. She gave me these little book marks which I lovvvvvvvvvve! Then I went to Disability Services to drop off my time sheet from work. Big money coming my way! Now I'm about to take a nap and then get up and read for American Government because I had a test of Wed. I also need to make notecards for biology lab. Which means I really need a nap so that I can stay up late and get all of this shit done!!!!

Katie Tortilla Head

Ugh today was so boring. I am so tired of studying and reading and highlighting and taking notes and listening and reading really good poetry and thinking it means one thing but then learning it means something else completely different.

I'm tired of it. We went to Jalapeno tree today and we were all starving (Jen, Erin, Katie, Me) and so they brought us all the free tortillas and I was throwing them like frizbees to everyone and Katie was like "you eat it!" and I was like "no Katie take it!" and I threw it into the air and it fell right on Katie's head like a little Tortilla hat. It was so funnnnnnny! Then there was this old man at the table behind us and his phone went off and his ring tone was "Girls just want to have fun" and we laughed soooooooooooooo hard. I'm sorry that is one of the funniest things ever. Then as we were walking out there was this poor lady with an eye deformity and I tried to get my ice cream and it spilled everywhere and then as we were walking out Katie goes "I WAS TRYING NOT TO LOOK AT THAT WOMAN'S EYE!!!!!" and I was like you are so going to hell in a handbasket!!!!! Although I don't think she will. God Bless that woman, I'm going to say a prayer for her tonight.

Then I studied for a while and then talked with Jen at hall 14. We were studying but I seriously give up on biology. Everything I study flies out of my head the second it gets there. I really need spring break because at this rate things are not looking good. I thought Christmas break would help me, but I really think after spring break I will have my shit together. I have a glorious week to study for my test and Chesley's going to help me I'm going to make flashcards and study guides. I am going to make a 100 on this test if it's the last thing I ever do. I've decided that the president's honor roll is not going to happen this semester, but next semester when I am science and math free I am going to definitely be on it. I just have never excelled at math or science so I have accepted it. I am still striving for Dean's List which shouldn't be impossible at all at this point.

I had my first day of work today and I read a quiz for a blind girl. She has the cutest seeing eye dog. I felt like a real asshole though because I had just drank this big ass diet dr. pepper and I really had to pee so I just left her standing there and then I realized she had to sign my time sheet and she was like "I was just waiting for you" I was like "wow I'm an asshole"...................

Anyways longest blog post ever!!!! I am going to take a shower now and go back over my bio flashcards for lab tomorrow. Tomorrow's lab looks like one of the worst ever. I am so not going to like tomorrow. I don't even want to go to sleep that's how bad tomorrow looks! Yay for Thursday(my party) and Sunday(mom and daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!0

Nobody Even Reads This!

I've decided nobody reads my blog. That's fine because if it weren't my blog I probably wouldn't read it anyways. In two days I turn twenty. Try to wrap your head around that. I know I can't. I'm excited to see my parents this weekend. I have our whole day planned out in my head:
1)They arrive at around 10 am and then I show my mom my room and how clean it is and then we go to church at 11 am
2)12-12:30- We get out of church and then I give them the full campus tour
3)2-We take a drive around Nacogdoches and maybe go to the azalea gardens even though the flowers probably won't be blooming
4)We have dinner at my favorite restaurant
5)They give me my brand new car
6)We say goodbye and they leave and I cry

(Number 5 is not going to happen)

Other things that I need to do this weekend:Study for History Test, Study for my Government Test, Start reading that stupid book for History, Go over English Notes etc. etc.

I have so much tooooooooooo do!

Oh here's a funny story that you all will enjoy:
Katie(My BFF 1.0) knows this guy names prince Eric(asshole 5000) and somethign happened last weekend that was really rude on his part so to get him back I prank called him whilst I was drunk like 10 times. So he got all mad about it because he's like 39(his actual age!) and told Katie that I was pissing him off. Screw him. I'm sorry that you're 39 and don't know how to have fun. I'm sorry you're 39 and still a jackass. I'm sorry you're 39 and give 19 and 20 year old girls shots of patron. I'm sorry you're 39 and still in college.

What a dickhead.


Anyways fuck this blog.

Happiness is a Warm Gun

I'm very angry right now and I feel like expressing myself through the written word. I was in biology lab which is where most of my stories arise from, and anyways the girl that sits at my table with me was being a complete _______. We have a quiz at the beginning of every lab and so we have these lap boards because we have to face the front of the room and basically it's like a nazi concentration camp in there. Anyways I asked her very very very nicely to hand me the lap board which is right behind her on top of hers in the cubby where they belong. The only energy this involves is reaching half an inch behind her and picking it up, but I guess that was just too much for Mrs. Potato Head. She grabs the lap board and throws it at me, and it hit my fucking hand. So I picked it up and was like whatever and then I looked and it had her number on it so I was like "this is yours" and politely handed it to her then she takes mine and throws it at me again!

I'm so mad about this that polite words can't even describe it. Whatever I hope she had a good dinner with her ex-boyfriend.

Nothing good happened today so I don't have anything to post on that front. The next person that messes with me today will get the full brunt of my unbrideled rage though so watch the fuck out!

Why I Hate Tuesdays

I just took my biology test and I'm about to go take my Brit Lit test. Wow two tests in one day this is a first for me. I've had like four tests in one week but never two in one day. It's not very amazing or wonderful if you ask me. Now I'm in the student center contemplating suicide.

James came over last night and ate like literally half a bag of reese's cups. Then he talked about how he was in a chat room talking about aliens. I don't know it was weird.

I'm really thirsty. This has to be one of the lamest blog posts ever. I should put a warning on top that this blog post is totally lame.

Feeling Better & Watching the All Star Game

So I'm finally starting to feel better. I went over to Katie's and saw a really good movie called Martian Child. It has one of my fave actors John Cusack. Then Katie and I went to Wal Mart and had fun with cucumbers!!!!

I've been psuedo studying for my biology test today, and I'm about to get started on a rough draft of my passage explication. I changed Malachi's water just now and I'm checking to make sure he doesn't die. I was all pouring the water out of his bowl into the sink and he tried to swim out of the bowl!!! What a naughty little fish!!! Luckily I had the net on top of the bowl to make sure he didn't sneak out!!!!

This week is really going to suck! I have two tests, a paper due, and probably one of the hardest bio labs ever coming up. I just can't wait until the year is over so if I ever see my lab teacher I can tell her to go F#$@ herself.

Alright well I'm gonna get back to writing my paper and watching the All Star Game on TNT. The best thing about watching TNT is that they always play the charles barkeley commercials, and he's basically one of my most favorite people ever invented.

Wednesday

So today sucked. I hated today. First of all the Mavericks are going to trade Devin Harris. That makes me sad because he's my fav. I love him. Also I did really shitty in biology and I sit next to this dude and all he does all flipping class is talk about what losers everyone else is. It really gets me down. My lab assistant is still hot though. He was totally talking about spermenation or something, it was hot. He's hot.

Then I went to dinner with Marie and Jordan and something so horrible happened that I can't even write it in my blog. So then I did a video confession about my day in Jordan's room. Then we took crazy pictures.

I really wish that I had something interesting to talk about but I really don't. My daddy is coming from D-town to visit me tomorrow so I am happy about that!!!

Tuesdays & Being Kick Ass

You know it's not going to be a good day when it's raining, you're five minutes late to class, and you can't find your umbrella (ella ella......). I made it to all of my classes though!! I can't say I was concious during all of them, but I made it an that's what counts. I'm pretty sure every time I'm in biology lecture my professor either talks about sperm, vaginas, sex, or peeing. I'm pretty sure he's a pervert. So after my classes I went to the library and took a kick ass library nap. Then I went and got a kick ass strawberry muffin from Einstein's. Then I went to my kick ass room where Erin and her boyfriend were watching some movie. I talked to my kick ass sober sister about an article I read about Lil Wayne in which he was quoted as saying "I'm such a good rapper that when I hear my rhymes I wanna kill somebody!" I thought it was hilarious. What else happened????? Nothing much but I'm about to make my way back to the library (in case you didn't know I'm going to start living there!) so that I can study for my history test on Friday. I was getting all ready to have a kick ass weekend, but it turns out I have a not so kick ass English paper due next Thursday so I'll probably be working on it all weekend. My teacher is hard core and I'm going to write the most kick ass paper she has ever read and it will blow her F*#($*#@ mind! I've decided I don't use enough pictures on my blog so from now on I will be adding a hot dude picture of the day.

PS- Basketbawful one of my most favourite bloggers of all time totally commented on my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Basically the funniest most kick ass blog in the world......well besides mine of course http://www.basketbawful.blogspot.com/ follow the link!!!! Okay well I'm off to the library and then IHOP night with the bitches.

Sometimes You Wanna Go.............

I'm really homesick today and I don't even know why. I just miss being home where there's always food and money(well not always). I miss being at home where people can be mean sometimes but at least you know they love you. I miss being home where I can watch every mavericks game with my dad. I miss being home where I can take trips to Wal-Mart with my mom. I miss being home where I can sleep for 15 hours undisturbed. I miss being home where someone else washes my dirty clothes. I miss my little Weezer boy and Mama Kitty. Sometimes I wish Weezer boy lived in my dorm room so that I could just hold him and kiss him whenever I want. It would totally be worth having to clean out his stinky cat box. But knowing my luck he would end up loving my roommate more that me. I miss my daddy and my mom.

I'm just really homesick. Anyways my roommate hates me now in case anyone was wondering or cares. I'm seriously considering just ending it all today. Slitting both my wrists open or swallowing a whole bottle of benadryl. Ohhhhh last night in the cafeteria they had these delicious blondie brownies with m&m's. So that made my night, and I got to hang out with homegirl Marie. She's totally going to write an article with a quote from me!!! So everyone should pick up the pine log thursday!!!!!

Okay well I have to go get ready for biology. Everyone have a good day, more later!

Today

Today was so boring! I hate Sundays. I hate Nacogdoches. I hate being unproductive. I hate headaches. I hate boys who wear girl pants. I hate girls who wear mini skirts with ugg boots. I hate when people never update thier blog/website. I hate Valentine's day. I hate cell phones. I hate not having a car. I hate homework. I hate school. I hate food because it makes me fat. I hate when the mavericks lose. I hate when the mavericks play and I can't watch it. I hate when I prank call people and they don't answer the phone. I hate babies that smell bad. I hate people that smell bad. I hate people that steal things. I hate liars. I hate the truth. I hate coffee because it smells so good and tastes so bad. I hate vodka. I hate cranberry juice and vodka. I hate having a hangover because of cranberry juice and vodka. I hate when friends don't call you. I hate when they do call. I hate when I call somebody and they aren't doing anything interesting. I hate when people think they know me, or have me figured out in any way. I hate when you don't even know if someone is alive. I hate that my new fish will die just like my old fish did. I hate death. I hate when I run out of hot cocoa. I hate hemmoroids. I hate steroids. I hate the way people look at me while I'm doing crunches in the gym. I hate that I have hairy man feet. I hate that I have small boobs. I hate people with big boobs. I hate that Dirk Nowitzki is so sexy. I hate that guys that stalk me generally aren't (sexy that is). I hate stalkers. I hate that all of my writing will never be as good as Graham Greene's. I hate social workers because they are liars. I hate when things break. I hate the way it smells when my dad burns pop tarts. I hate that I'm getting older and older and older every second of the day. I hate biology. I hate people who teach biology. I hate hot boys in biology who are so hot. I hate loud ringtones. I hate hospitals. I hate blood that gets into my mouth. I hate Hello Kitty products that are expensive. I hate cavities. I hate root canals. I hate my big nose. I hate my fat fingers that can't type. I hate guys that have boners in the gym. I hate sluts. I hate guys that date sluts. I hate magicians. I hate magic. I hate mardi gras. I hate the way beer tastes. I hate people that tell my roommate that I do drugs. I hate people that send me 9849039834 messages on facebook when they know I gave it up for lent. I hate when I sit in the hallway and don't even see goldilocks.

I hate everything

Alex Land

So before I begin reflecting on the first half of my day I have to tell you all about the hilarious thing that happened to me in the Steen Lobby! I was walking to my room and this boy walked by listening to his iPod and he was all dancing and so I started dancing too because dancing is like my absolute favorite thing ever! Then he was like "nah nah, you better chill!" and then he and his friends laughed. It was pretty funny, and I'm pretty sure he's just jealous of my ill moves! So anyways the first half of my day kind of sucked although something really good happened!!! Our suitemates moved out so now we have the whole bathroom to ourselves!!! I'm so happy because now I won't have to listen to really loud music at eight or two in the morning anymore!!!! Also I can leave my trash can and shampoo and soaps in there without being afraid of someone throwing thier trash in my can or using my shampoo(well besides Erin!) So that was a good part of my day, and also I only cursed five times, one of which was because Jen gave me an F for the day in biology right after I gave her an A+!!!!!!! Thanks Jen! Then Dr. Godwin started talking about invagination (look it up in the dictionary) which was really hilarious. Finally I went to British Literature with the wonderful (and very pregnant) Dr. Escobar. I loved the poem we read but I guess everyone else hated it because Dr. Escobar was like "You all can leave early because you look bored out of your skulls!" I wanted to be like "pffft, not me!" but I didn't because I never talk in that class for fear of looking like a complete idiot. IDK, maybe it's just me but I love sonnets and poems that have some semblance of order and organization. They just make sense, and being someone that likes to write poetry myself I appreciate how hard it is to get your abbc eded's all perfect and rhyming(it's not easy!) so I tend to enjoy reading the tercets and the couplets much more than just a free form rhyme...................

And just to keep everyone updated I DID NOT get on facebook today which is almost two whole days in a row!!!! WOW!!!!!! Now I am going to take a nap so that I can get ready to study all night for my business test tomorrow morning!

Oh wait! One more wonderful thing happened today: I actually knew all of the answers to Dr. Escobar's Quiz which is a first!!! Also she handed back last weeks quizzes and I totally got half credit for answering that the mariner in rhyme of the ancient mariner wanted to become a baker because he loved cupcakes!!! Thank you Dr. Escobar!

More on life here in Alex land later!

Kate Nash

Okay I'm totally supposed to be getting ready for Bio Lecture right now, but I really just wanted everyone to know that Kate Nash's "Pumpkin Soup" is my new favorite song! Okay I really should go put some clothes on now!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone have a good day in class!

Sacrifices

As most of you know (that means probably the only person reading my blog right now which is Marie!) I've given up facebook and cursing for lent, and so far it's going really well. I haven't been on Facebook all day, and as far as cursing goes it's been a better day than normal. Facebook is easy to give up. I just delete it from my internet history and it's gone. Cursing/Cussing on the other hand is pretty hard. Sometimes I just want to say the F-word or call a girl a B*&$#, and honestly sometimes they deserve it. It's hard to reprogram my brain to say "poo" instead of S$%@, but I wonder if I should be replacing these words with other less vulgar words or just stop saying vulgar things altogether?!?!?! I really don't think I'm the kind of person that calls someone a B&%#@ and really means it; I honestly just like to hear myself talk sometimes................... Do I even feel like it's a sacrifice giving up cussing??!?! No not at all because it will make me a better person.
Now do I think it's a sacrifice giving up Facebook?!?! YES! Because it's something I really love and enjoy doing even though I know it my heart it's a waste of time!!!! Then again I think sacrificing just a tiny piece of myself for a God that sacrificed EVERYTHING for me is not so bad. It'll probably make me a better less selfish person..............
On a lighter note today I was in Biology Lab (FUN!) and we were doing this experiment and for some reason I got put in charge of doing this experiment with this nasty blood and I was putting the slide cover on the slide and blood splattered onto my tongue!! I SWEAR!!! It was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nasty! I almost threw up, but then the lab assistant(who is one of the sexiest men of all time) was like "just swallow it, it's sythetic blood" First of all I have no idea how blood can be synthetic so if someone could explain this to me it would be really great, and second I'm no scientist but this is the second time he's told me to swallow something in lab and I'm starting to have my doubts about him............................................................
Well that's about it for now, hopefully I will be able to post earlier tomorrow. I'm off to read the new little booklet that I got at church today. Oh yeah Marie if you are reading this did you hear me scream at you from outside the phonejacks building?!?!?!??!?! HAHAHA!