Very Rare Bouts of Insomnia

Like the title says I am having a very rare bout of insomnia. I'm actually very sleepy but I had some shit that had to be done before I could go to sleep. I'm so ready for it to be the weekend. I am hoping and praying that I will be able to get caught up on all my schoolwork this weekend. I am drowning in papers and tests and online assignments and quizzes. I swear I'm going to need a stack of scantrons just to get through the month of April. I am ready for it though. I am ready to really work hard and just get it over with. So I won't be on the president's list. Big fucking deal I have four more semesters left for that shit.

I really truly do feel alot better now that I have seen my dad. I am such a daddy's girl! I have my whole day planned out tomorrow!!! I'm going to leave you all with it and then I'm going to beddy!!!

9:30 am- wake up/get ready
10:15 am- drop off my samples at the lab and then get some cigarettes and diet dr. pepper in before class
11-2 pm- class!!!
2-3:00 pm- go to the library and finish studying for biology lab/ get any handouts that I missed from Dr. Escobars office
3:00-4:30-Biology Lab
4:30-5:15- dinner with Jordan, Marie and Allison
5:30- naptime
7-8:00 pm- Wake up and go to the library
8:00-12:00 am- Study Time!!!!!!!! Cram for English Exam
12-2:00 am- shower/facebook/blog/SLEEP!

Bring it on!

You Never Call Me When You're Sober

I'm not trying to be cynical but I hate spring in Nacogdoches. There are way too many creatures. Huge raccoons that prowl the dumpsters at night and attack at will, Ants the size of hamsters, Cockroaches that could eat your face right off, and mysterious ninja frogs and lizards that try to jump on you while you're outside trying to enjoy a cigarette. Don't even get me started on the rogue squirrels that are always trying to steal your food!!!!! I hate it!!!!!!!!!!

Last night was pretty good. Katie, Erin, Jen, Kory and I went to see Alvin and the Chipmunks and it was such a cute movie!! Even though it was a movie about talking and singing chipmunks it was still really funny. Then after that Jen, Erin, Katie, Marie, Allison and I stayed and watched Sweeney Todd which I must say is a fucking kick-ass movie!!!! It's really really really gruesome and I love it!!!!!

Anyways here's a funny story to leave you all with:

Erin and I were outside of Steen waiting for James to come down because we were going to walmart because erin needed a new fan and I needed some cigarettes and I was smoking this swisher sweet cigar because I was obviously out of cigarettes and this guy walked by and was like "Are you smoking a blunt?!?!" and I was like "yep" and then he walked into steen and about five minutes later he came back out and was like "can I take a few hits?" and erin and I started laughing and I was like "I was just kidding man it's just a cigar" and he laughed and was like "damn man you had me convinced!!" and then walked away. It was so funny!

About A Boy

I'm still very homesick, but this post is not about that it's about my day so get ready!

I woke up at nine like I said I would and I went to all of my classes like I said I would. I'm very proud of myself. I went to biology lab and saw hot lab assistant and it was just me and this boy named dwight who is very funny. I was glad potato head bitch didn't come. The experiment took forever and I was so glad to get out of there. Then I went to the cafeteria to see my homegirls Marie, Jordan, and the infamous Allison Percival. Then I went with Katie to check my mail and my keys finally came in so I gave the spare one back to the front desk. Then I went and had a real dinner with Jenaynay, Eriniqua, and Kory and then my stomach started to hurt. I went back to Steen and then Katie came to see me and we went to Cane's and I didn't have any chicken because I am poor and poor people eat in the cafeteria. Then we went to Wal-mart to load up for the partayyyyy tomorrow night. Poor people drink beer. Then I went over to Hall 14 to study for the bio test tomorrow. Jen and I were in the study room with Rachel and some really weird dude who was super smart. We left to take a break and Rachel shut the door and we were locked out for thirty minutes waiting for the hall director to come back with the keys. Now I am so fucking tired I could just pass out but I decided I'll just take a shower and fix my hair so I won't have to worry about it tomorrow. Besides I still have some reading to do for English tomorrow. I'm so far behind that I'm literally frightenend. It's my own fault.

I really just don't care anymore. I'm so ready for this semester to be over. I'm so ready to have a real job so I won't be so fucking poor anymore. Anyways here are some funny things that happened today:

I went to James' room to bum a smoke and it took him like five minutes to answer the door and I was like "what are you doing? and he was like "looking at porn" and I was like "ewwww were you jacking off?" and he was like "hhahahaha yea" so I Was like "can I just have a cigarette real quick?" and he was like trying to hand me one and I was like "oh hell no let me get it myself!" and then I ran away.


Then when I was in biology lab I was asking Dwight about this guy that I've known all semester but I've only known him as T.O because he looks like Terrel Owens and that's what all the guys in the dorm call him and then last night Marcus tried to tell me his name was Conception and I didn't believe him and then I asked Dwight and Dwight was like "Yeah that really is his name, what was his mama thinking?!?!"

Anyways I'm off to shower and then I'm going to read and get some much needed sleep. If I go to bed by two I will get eight hours of sleep exactly and that will be very very very very very nice!

Why I Love Jen

Jen told me to name this post that. We studied for like 2 hours over biology so if I fail tomorrow I'm blaming it on her!! Then we looked at pictures of her dad who is hot btw, I think he's going to be my next hot dude of the day!!!

Anyways I went to my classes today which were boring. Then I went and studied for 1100000 hours. The funniest thing that has ever happened to me happened in the library. I went to the middle of the third floor because when I went towards the back there was this group of people sitting at a table talking and I hate talkers in the library. So I sat down in the middle and I was reading my government book and things were going really good. Suddenly this group of three girls all decided that they were going to just ignore the fact that there were five hundred free tables and choose the one directly in front of me so that they could catch up on all the latest gossip. This one girl who was wearing black glasses was talking so loud that I seriously wanted to scream at her to shut the fuck up. I was just about ready to get my books and try to find a better spot on the fourth floor when this girl like 10 tables away screamed "I'm trying to study for a test would you please SHUT THE FUCK UP!?!?!?!" and the girls at the table in front of me got really quiet. I thought I was going to poop my pants that's how hard I was laughing. So then like another 15 minutes goes by and the girl that yelled came and told them she was really sorry, but it was still so funny. I've always wanted to do that and finally somebody much braver and bolder than I did!!!!!!!!

So anyways then I went and hung out with Marie and Allison and Allison told me some things that somebody else I know lied about. I'm not even going to start anything on my blog in case he reads this but I really hate it when people lie. It's basically been drama all day long. A few of my friends aren't talking either. I would post the whole story but it would take a while and I still have some studying to do........................

I went over to Katie's as well and we tried to go to Prince Eric's but he didn't answer when we knocked on his door sad. Then we played this really fun game where we wrote one sentence about everyone we know! It was sooooooo funny!

Then I went over to Willie&Marcus' room and we played basketball but Willie was beating me and he was the charlotte bobcats and I was the los angeles lakers so I was like screw this. Willie took a shower and when he got out he put baby powder down the front of his pants. He also uses Suave women's deoderant.

I just want all of my friends to forgive each other and forget it. Spring Break is in a few more days and we won't see each other for a while.

Anyways I am going to study so I hope everyone has a good wednesday and seriously pray for me because I am going to need it to get through with tomorrow!

Pitching Fits & Physical Violence

Last night (Saturday) I only wanted two things: to see James' roommate and to get crunk. I achieved both of my goals but at a price.

Katie, Jen, Allison and I all went to Lufkin because we were bored as hell and everyone left for the weekend. When we got back we decided to take some shots because we still had half a bottle of vodka left. Jen, Allison and I finished the bottle of Vodka within about 15 minutes and decided to go to James' room to get my pillow that I had left the night before and so that I could show them hot roommate. At the poing James was at work so we didn't have to worry about seeing his face until 11. Well we go to the door and were knocking and knocking and nobody answered. I threw a fit. I claimed that my vagina would explode if he wasn't there in thirty minutes. Then we went outside to smoke a cigarette and my friend Lizzie came by and picked allison and I up because we were going to hang out at her apartment. Allison and I took another shot at Lizzie's and then shotgunned a beer each. Lizzie and Chris were going to leave to go to the bar and we were gonna stay at Lizzie's apartment for a while but then Lizzie decided we were too drunk so she took us back to Steen where we called Katie and she came back. I had like 8 beers in my purse so Allison and I went back to Steen and played ghetto beer pong until we decided we were gonna go back to see if hot roommate was home yet. Well he wasn't so we asked thier neighbors if we could come into thier room and they were like "NO!" so then we were sitting on the floor in the hall and I was about to cry when some guy walked by and I was like hey can we chill in your room. He was like "okay" so we went into his room and talked to him for like 30 minutes until James got home from work. Then I took the beers and by this time I was really really really really out of control. James had just gotten off of work and had threatened to not let me into his room because I was so drunk. I gave him a beer and then he let me in. Allison and he drank another beer and I was like "JAMES GIVE ME A SIP!" and James was like "NO!" so I went to grab it out of his hand and he grabbed my arm and started wrenching it. I screamed and then tried to punch his balls and he got really angry and kicked me twice on my knee. Then supposedly he and Katie started to tell me that James had kissed his roommate and that his roommate was in love with him to make me jealous so I started choking James and he pushed me into his roommate's closet and I now have a giant bruise on my elbow! So then I was like "FINE I HATE YOU!" and we all went outside to smoke another cigarette. Well James wouldn't sit next to me he would only sit next to Allison and I was pissed off. So we all went back into Steen but somehow we got locked out of James' room and my purse was in there so Katie and I assumed that James and Allison were in there and locking us out so we were banging down the door and finally someone came and opened it, but it was not James............

IT WAS HOT ROOMMATE! I was so happy. Not only did he answer the door he let us in and for some reason we have no idea where James and Allison were at this point. So I sat on the floor and Katie was standing there and I was like talking to hot roommate and I was like "where have you been all night?" and he was like "out" and I was like " how come you didn't answer the door!" and he was like "I was in the shower" which was true because his hair was all wet. Then I said "what did you do tonight?" and he said "chilled" and then I started crying because I was really jealous that James and Allison went off without me. So then James calls on my cell phone and was like "where are you?" and I was like "in your room where the fuck are you?" and James was like "NO YOU AREN'T!" and I was like "I BET YOU A MILLION DOLLARS I AM!" and so then I hung up and cried some more. Finally they came back to his room and James was like "oh you were in here" and then I tried to punch his nuts again and he was like "IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN I'LL KICK YOU OUT!" and then I was like really angry so I turned to hot roommate and was like "I lied when I said I wanted to have sex with James I DON'T EVEN LOVE HIM!" and then hot roommate was like "oh okay" and then James said "Good because I wouldn't have sex with you, you're not even my type" and I was like "WE KNOW WHAT YOUR TYPE IS!" which is funny because his roommate doesn't know he's gay. So then James said "well my roommate wants you to get the fuck out of here" and then hot roommate smiled and waved and so I convinced James and Allison to come back to my room and then I kicked them out because I was angry. Finally I went to sleep and woke up 2 hours later because my parents were coming and I really needed to take a shower.

Funniest things from the night:
-Allison spitting in the hallway and elevator
-James and I fighting
-Telling Willie I would do his laundry
-Allison putting beer in a diet dr. pepper can
-Allison spilling beer all over my floor
-Me talking to Johnny about the bible and his hair
-Me crying and saying if I didn't see hot roommate I would die because I love him and then some girl asking how long I've known him and me replying "three days!"
-The fucking kick ass Banenis Allison drew on my arm (a penis coming out of a banana peel)
-Me telling everyone about my Banenis
-Me being jealous of James and Allison & James and his roommate
-Katie smoking a cigar and saying how stressful the night has been
-Having Jen help me clean the banenis off of my arm at like 2 am
-Text messaging James that I never want to see his face again!

Birthday Party of a Lifetime

I was pretty concernced that turning twenty was going to be traumatic. I would wake up thursday and just want to lay back down and cry. Instead Thursday was one of the greatest days I have ever had! I woke up and did my hair and got dressed. My roommate Erin had left me a happy birthday note on my desk which made me smile. I went to my two classes of the day (biology and english) I saw Jen in biology and we got out a little early and got Einstein's. Jen and I played hangman during class and worked on her experiment. Then I went to English where we talked about Ulyesses which is a poem by Alfred, Lord Tennyson. After class I went to Katie's apartment and then Katie took me out to lunch at Cane's which was really nice and delicious. We went to Wal-Mart which is always a fun experience. Then I walked her to work and I made a bet with Daniel that the Mavericks would beat the Spurs because they never lose on my birthday(well they used to never lose). Needless to say I paid Daniel a dollar yesterday.







After that I went to my room and finished cleaning up and putting up the decorations. I got lonely so I called Jen and Erin and then we were hanging out and talking and then they left to go get thier cards swiped at the ladyjacks game(in case you didn't know the more games you see the more prizes you get) Erin's probably already qualified for a free t-shirt. Just as they left Allison, Stephanie, Marie, and Stevie showed up so it was partying time. We blew bubbles and then bounced the basketball around and I ordered pizza. Erin and Jen came back and Palmer and all of the guys from next door came over just because they wanted free pizza. Everyone ate I watched some more of the basketball game and then we took the party over to Katie's apartment. Allison, Jen and I took some shots and I was pretty much gone within the first ten minutes. We tried to play King's Cup but it didn't work out very well because Jen was super ADD and nobody else knew the rules. Then James came over and that's when it started to get really funny. Just to recap you all James is my gay friend who says he doesn't like girls. We were sitting on Katie's floor and he goes "Kiss me!" and I said "Ewwwwwwwww no." and then he goes "Why is it because I'm UGLY?!?!" and I was soooooooo embarassed because the whole party stopped and everyone was looking at me in my birthday crown with my cheeks blazing. So I was like "fine" and I grabbed James face and kissed him which I remember doing but what I don't remember and what Katie had to tell me afterwards is that he was like "THAT WAS A REALLY PASSIONATE KISS!" So the rest of the night I was very angry at James and by this point I don't remember much besides me trying to choke him severel times, slapping him for flirting with Allison, and breaking two pair of sunglasses. Then Marie and Stevie left and so I was bummed and the party lasted for another 20 minutes or so before Jen and I were like not able to drink anymore and everyone else was feeling good. So Katie, Jen, Erin, James, Tim and I walked back towards Steen but Tim got mad at me for some reason and went off with Jen. So Katie Erin James and I are back outside Steen and I just wanted one last cigarette and by this time everyone was my best friend so basically anyone walking around outside of Steen was getting some loving from me. So I saw these guys that I knew because I've watched the mavericks game with them before and of course they were my "best friends" and I was hugging them and telling them that I loved them and everything. Well this is the part where it gets sort of fuzzy for me because next thing I knew I was inside Steen and this drunk girl who I had given a cigarette to was crying and Katie was crying talking about how one of the guys had a gun and said he was gonna shoot that drunk girl. I guess at the time for them it was really scary but it's just a testament to how drunk I was that I thought it was hilarious and just went to my room and peed and came back down happy as a god-damned lark. Well Katie and Erin had just called UPD and so I went with James up to his room because I really didn't want to get arrested. I tried to go to sleep because I just wanted to forget guns and life in general at this point of the night but Erin called and said the cop needed one of us to come downstairs so of course James went because he was not as drunk as I was. This is when I talked to James' roommate about how I'm supposedly in love with James. Then James comes back into the room and was like "it's time to sober up!" and I was like "noooooooooooooooo why?!?!" and it turns out the cop needed to talk to me because I supposedly knew these guys and thought they were my friends. So I went drank some water and peed and went down there and talked to that poor cop. He asked me some questions and I tried to act sober. After all of this we went back to James' room because I wanted Erin and Katie to see James' roommate who I was convinced was the hottest man on earth even though I hadn't even seen what he looked like because when I was in the room it was pitch black. So we walk into the dark room and I had my cell phone light and was flashing it in this poor boys eyes and I was like "HE IS HOTTTTTTTTT!" and then they turned on the light and he was like "hey what's up?" and it was just about the funniest thing that has ever happened to me in my life. Then I tried to steal his blanket and his pillow. He looks like a male model. I am in love. I ended up spending the nigth with James and I even woke up the next morning for my classes even though I was quite hungover.



In retrospect it was the greatest birthday party and greatest birthday ever. Wow it took my five days to write this post. Next up: Alex's Saturday night adventure with Allison.