I Got the Remedy

My side of the room looks like a disaster area. I feel sorry for my roommate. I just got out of class and took a long ass cold shower because I was seriously sweating it up since I freaking walked out the damn door. I didn't even play in tennis because the teacher sat and talked about how to keep score and all that and then he was like well you only have ten minutes so just do whatever. I smoked a cigarette.

I really don't want to study tonight.

I will though because I want to get out of here sometime in my life!!

Hot Dude of the Day/Bacon Bra/Four Hour Naps

Today I was not feeling good at all during my classes. I spent all day in utter stomach turmoil before I was able to get to a bathroom. Then I just felt so tired so I went to my room after lab to take my nap that I had planned into my day. So I took the nap and was awoken at like 9 pm(so I overslept). I started to study and then I checked my facebook and Katie had left me a message at like 730 that said "wake up and study because that's why you didn't hang out with us" and so I was like "sorry I didn't know napping was illegal" and she was like "its not that naps are illegal you just couldn't go cause you didn't have time and had to sudy, but you had time for a nap. that was the point."

Now I love Katie alot, but this really upsets me. I'm fucking sick and I have a fucking test tomorrow. I know she's probably upset because I couldn't go to Prince Eric's game but I really can't control the fact that I have a test tomorrow. I guess she wasn't trying to hurt me but that response seems really vehement. I really hope she's not mad at me and I am sorry that I wasn't able to go to prince Eric's softball game. I wasn't even able to study in the library because of my stomach. Whatever I'm going to take a shower and then finish reading and studying and then go to bed.

About A Boy

I'm still very homesick, but this post is not about that it's about my day so get ready!

I woke up at nine like I said I would and I went to all of my classes like I said I would. I'm very proud of myself. I went to biology lab and saw hot lab assistant and it was just me and this boy named dwight who is very funny. I was glad potato head bitch didn't come. The experiment took forever and I was so glad to get out of there. Then I went to the cafeteria to see my homegirls Marie, Jordan, and the infamous Allison Percival. Then I went with Katie to check my mail and my keys finally came in so I gave the spare one back to the front desk. Then I went and had a real dinner with Jenaynay, Eriniqua, and Kory and then my stomach started to hurt. I went back to Steen and then Katie came to see me and we went to Cane's and I didn't have any chicken because I am poor and poor people eat in the cafeteria. Then we went to Wal-mart to load up for the partayyyyy tomorrow night. Poor people drink beer. Then I went over to Hall 14 to study for the bio test tomorrow. Jen and I were in the study room with Rachel and some really weird dude who was super smart. We left to take a break and Rachel shut the door and we were locked out for thirty minutes waiting for the hall director to come back with the keys. Now I am so fucking tired I could just pass out but I decided I'll just take a shower and fix my hair so I won't have to worry about it tomorrow. Besides I still have some reading to do for English tomorrow. I'm so far behind that I'm literally frightenend. It's my own fault.

I really just don't care anymore. I'm so ready for this semester to be over. I'm so ready to have a real job so I won't be so fucking poor anymore. Anyways here are some funny things that happened today:

I went to James' room to bum a smoke and it took him like five minutes to answer the door and I was like "what are you doing? and he was like "looking at porn" and I was like "ewwww were you jacking off?" and he was like "hhahahaha yea" so I Was like "can I just have a cigarette real quick?" and he was like trying to hand me one and I was like "oh hell no let me get it myself!" and then I ran away.


Then when I was in biology lab I was asking Dwight about this guy that I've known all semester but I've only known him as T.O because he looks like Terrel Owens and that's what all the guys in the dorm call him and then last night Marcus tried to tell me his name was Conception and I didn't believe him and then I asked Dwight and Dwight was like "Yeah that really is his name, what was his mama thinking?!?!"

Anyways I'm off to shower and then I'm going to read and get some much needed sleep. If I go to bed by two I will get eight hours of sleep exactly and that will be very very very very very nice!

Do You Wanna Ride or Die

I've already gotten through fifty slides that I needed to study, and now the only thing I have to do is find out which slide I have to study to. Then read the correlating chapters, then finish reading that stupid book for history. I'll be done. Tomorrow I'm going to go out next to the creek and get a nice tan. I'm tired of being pale, and I'm not going to pay the 60 dollars to artificially tan when it's free to sit outside and get all the skin cancer you want. Why pay for skin cancer? If I ever get skin cancer one day I want to look back at all the times I sat next to the beach and how much it was worth it. I don't want to look back at a dark tanning bed where I sat all alone.

My grandmother is getting on my last nerve. My sister is making tuna fish. My father has not called me today.

Welcome to my life.

Why I Love Jen

Jen told me to name this post that. We studied for like 2 hours over biology so if I fail tomorrow I'm blaming it on her!! Then we looked at pictures of her dad who is hot btw, I think he's going to be my next hot dude of the day!!!

Anyways I went to my classes today which were boring. Then I went and studied for 1100000 hours. The funniest thing that has ever happened to me happened in the library. I went to the middle of the third floor because when I went towards the back there was this group of people sitting at a table talking and I hate talkers in the library. So I sat down in the middle and I was reading my government book and things were going really good. Suddenly this group of three girls all decided that they were going to just ignore the fact that there were five hundred free tables and choose the one directly in front of me so that they could catch up on all the latest gossip. This one girl who was wearing black glasses was talking so loud that I seriously wanted to scream at her to shut the fuck up. I was just about ready to get my books and try to find a better spot on the fourth floor when this girl like 10 tables away screamed "I'm trying to study for a test would you please SHUT THE FUCK UP!?!?!?!" and the girls at the table in front of me got really quiet. I thought I was going to poop my pants that's how hard I was laughing. So then like another 15 minutes goes by and the girl that yelled came and told them she was really sorry, but it was still so funny. I've always wanted to do that and finally somebody much braver and bolder than I did!!!!!!!!

So anyways then I went and hung out with Marie and Allison and Allison told me some things that somebody else I know lied about. I'm not even going to start anything on my blog in case he reads this but I really hate it when people lie. It's basically been drama all day long. A few of my friends aren't talking either. I would post the whole story but it would take a while and I still have some studying to do........................

I went over to Katie's as well and we tried to go to Prince Eric's but he didn't answer when we knocked on his door sad. Then we played this really fun game where we wrote one sentence about everyone we know! It was sooooooo funny!

Then I went over to Willie&Marcus' room and we played basketball but Willie was beating me and he was the charlotte bobcats and I was the los angeles lakers so I was like screw this. Willie took a shower and when he got out he put baby powder down the front of his pants. He also uses Suave women's deoderant.

I just want all of my friends to forgive each other and forget it. Spring Break is in a few more days and we won't see each other for a while.

Anyways I am going to study so I hope everyone has a good wednesday and seriously pray for me because I am going to need it to get through with tomorrow!

Studying......

So I have a test tomorrow so no posts probably tonight at all!!! Sorry :( I saw my dad today though!!!!!!!