Stuffy Noses & Stalker Tips

Here's some quick tips for all you wannabe stalkers:

1) Call the person's place of work at least 3-4 times a day
2) Drive past person's place of work at least 3-4 times a day
3) Write about person in blog/conversations daily


Anywaysssssssss I'm a total stalker. I'm also having a coughing attack right now and my nose is all stuffy. Today I saw my papa bear and he bought me some shit that I needed because I'm poorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Okay well this blog post sucks but honestly my life is boring now! I'm really sad because Jerret is leaving tomorrow but Katie and I will definitly have a good weekend studying!



NOT! The only highlight of my weekend will be if my ringworm clears up. I've been putting my anti-fungal cream on it and it already looks a little better. Well anyways I just took some nyquil so I'm getting really sleepy.

I really don't want to go to tennis tomorrow.

Lay Lady Lay

I'm about to go back to sleep. The only reason I woke up this morning was to go to the quack shack and get some meds.

Fish 'N Chips

I'm sick. Again. Whatever.

Jen's b-day was really fun and thanks to hurricane Ike I didn't have to go to school today. I'm really happy because that means no French for me!!! Too bad I feel like shit and can't even enjoy it.

I'm gonna go to sleep and hopefully when I wake up I will feel 100% better.

Greek Plays Suck

I just took my book test over the 7 famous greek plays. Bombed that shit. Technically it's only like 2% of the final grade though so I think I'll be fine. I just kept reading and reading and like nothing would process in my brain. Even when I was alone by myself reading it there was still this internal monologue going through my head of everything. Just random crap would start going through my mind and I would come to the realization that even though I had been reading for 30 minutes I didn't know what the funk I had just read. That's really going to have to change soon. I mean not everything that I'm going to read in college is going to be interesting but processing this information into my brain is really important.

It's so hot outside I don't know how much more of this whack ass nacogdoches weather that I can take. Last night there was a fire drill in Steen and I really needed to get my book out of my room but the stupid bitch wouldn't let me go into the even tower even though it was the odd tower that was having the fire alarm. I was super pissed because that meant that Katie and I had to stand outside in the like 90 degree muggy ass weather for a good thirty minutes and I just about wanted to start a real fire in the dorm just because I was so angry.

After we studied Jerret and Katie and I went back to Erin and Katie's apartment and made pizzas and then Jerret and I played this really fun game that Danielle and I used to play in high school. We spent like three hours just laughing and asking the most retarded questions and after about 10 minutes I just decided to be a total lesbian and I had to start picking like which actress I would rather have sex with and it was just sooooooooooo funny. Katie even had to tell us to be quiet because she was trying to sleep and she's been really sick and even had to stuff nosepons in her nose to keep the snot from dripping. We finally passed out at like three AM and Jerret was on the air matress and I was sleeping on these two really big pillows but like our heads were facing each other and I kept feeling Jerret's hand smack my face like all night long! Thanks Jerret!! Then I was awoken this morning by Huxley trying to chomp my hair and then he stepped on my face with his big ol puppy paws.

I do have like a really good piece of news: Jerret said he would let me meet his brother!!! I am so excited because I have never met a real life celebrity before (well besides Adam Lazzara from Taking Back Sunday and Bill Clinton) but I kinda wish I hadn't met Bill Clinton because then I got really sick with diahread and I'm pretty sure I had his diseaseeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I'm now contemplating whether or not I want to go sit outside in the heat and wait for Jen and Erin or just sit here in the library facebook stalking.

Oh yeah I almost forgot that I went to see my hubby Vyron at whataburger last night and he wasn't even working!!! I was sad :(.

Sick

I've basically been sick since my last post. I got tonsilitis the week before finals and pretty much almost died. It turned into the abcess behind my tonsil even though I was taking anitbiotics for like two weeks. Long story short I'm finally feeling better and can swallow whole foods. And no I did no get tonsilitis from blow jobs. Just to clear up that myth.

I'm pretty sure noone reads this anymore but whatever. I really don't have anything interesting to post because I have been sick since school let out. All of my finals went well except for History which I wasn't able to make it to because it was on that monday and I was still like at the heigth of my illness so I'm going to be going back to Nacogdoches sometime soon to take the test. This is good because I will have time to study to make a super good grade.

I'm also going to be looking for a job starting next week. I'll hopefully get my tonsils out sometime early in the week and then I'll be able to start looking. This week has been uneventful so far. I went to the doctor today and Thursday I'm going into Dallas to talk at the Catholic Charities as a favor for Cindy Newton.

I know I'm always complaining about Nacogdoches but I honestly miss it. I am so bored here and it's weird to not be surrounded by my amazing wonderful friends like all day.

Anyways I'm going to go back to watching BET and playing online games.

Hot Dude of the Day/Bacon Bra/Four Hour Naps

Today I was not feeling good at all during my classes. I spent all day in utter stomach turmoil before I was able to get to a bathroom. Then I just felt so tired so I went to my room after lab to take my nap that I had planned into my day. So I took the nap and was awoken at like 9 pm(so I overslept). I started to study and then I checked my facebook and Katie had left me a message at like 730 that said "wake up and study because that's why you didn't hang out with us" and so I was like "sorry I didn't know napping was illegal" and she was like "its not that naps are illegal you just couldn't go cause you didn't have time and had to sudy, but you had time for a nap. that was the point."

Now I love Katie alot, but this really upsets me. I'm fucking sick and I have a fucking test tomorrow. I know she's probably upset because I couldn't go to Prince Eric's game but I really can't control the fact that I have a test tomorrow. I guess she wasn't trying to hurt me but that response seems really vehement. I really hope she's not mad at me and I am sorry that I wasn't able to go to prince Eric's softball game. I wasn't even able to study in the library because of my stomach. Whatever I'm going to take a shower and then finish reading and studying and then go to bed.

The Doctor

I went to the doctor today. I just felt so bad I couldn't take it anymore. I waited for like thirty minutes in this really dark lobby and read parents magazine only because there was this article with steve carell in it. Then I went to see the doctor and he felt my stomach and then gave me this special diet that I need to be on. Then he made me go to the lab and just so I don't make this post too graphic I have to put some stool into these vials and take them back tomorrow. I must say I'm not very excited about that. Not at all. The lady thought I was retarded because she gave me this thing to catch the stools and I was like "what?!?!" and she was like "WELL THIS IS A STOOL SAMPLE!" and I was like yeah I get it but it doesn't make it any less disgusting and/or humiliating.

Anyways I'm gonna take a shower and do my homework.

Some people are mad at me right now. I said I was sorry and I don't know what else to say because I truly am sorry. I just don't feel good and my emotions spilled out like a tornado.

The Truth Is You Could Slit My Throat

I feel like shit. I know you all probably think that I'm a hypochondriac or something but honestly I spent all night shivering and shaking and sweating in my bed. On top of that I'm having some serious gastro-intestinal upset. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me because this is the second time this past week I've been sick and the second time I've had these same exact symptoms this past month. James said it might be from stress, and I mean I'm stressed out alot but I don't think I have so much stress that it would make me physically ill. Ugh whatever. I'm tired of it I really am.

Ya'll are probably also thinking "well it's because she's drunk" but I'll have you know I haven't had a drop to drink since thursday night. I don't plan on drinking anytime soon either. I decided that if I spend 6/7 nights of the week drunk then I probably should cool it. The funny thing is I make it to class a lot more often with a hangover than without.

Anyways I'm going to go take a shower and then go check my mail to see if my phone has made it.......................I've spent almost 7 whole days without a cell phone. I didn't even think that was possible!!!!!

I Did Not Almost Get Arrested

Last night was sooooooooooooo awesome!!!! I'll write more about it later because I really don't feel very good right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow

Things are just getting progressively worse over here................

Ugh

I've been sick all day, and had uncontrollable diaherea which is gross to put on my blog I know, but I mean I just want you all to know how much it has really sucked.

Then I was on the toilet for like 30 minutes and my mom calls and is like "I'm supposed to meet your dad at LaMadeline and he hasn't called me and I just don't know where he is!" So I tried to call like three times and I called her back and was like "I can't get a hold of him what if he's dead?!?!" and she was like " I hate you , why do you say stuff like that!??!" so she calls me back three times to tell me what a bitch I am for saying that and how she still can't get a hold of him. Then finally she calls and is like "he left his cell phone at home, he's here".

My mom has got to be the world's biggest B&#$@, she acted like it was my fault that he was dead and didn't answer his phone! So now I just took some more pepto bismol and I'm about to go back to Jen's room which is where I was watching movies when I had to come back to my dorm because I didn't want to have diaherea in the community bathrooms in hall fourteen.

Through the Storm

So last night I walked from the Student Center back to my place of residence through a thunder storm. I sat down on my computer like I always do, but then I felt really really really really tired. As if I had taken like three nyquils or something. So I was like "Well I'll just go to bed I guess" even though it was a friday at 10:00 pm. So my roommate comes in like at 11 something and kind of woke me up, and I was literally shaking under my two comforters and sheets. I just thought maybe it was cold in my room like it always is so I went back to sleep. Then I got a text message at like 12 "what are you doing?" and I texted the person back and was like "dude I think I'm really sick".

So all night long I was tossing the covers off, then pulling them back on because I was freezing. My head's banging and I just feel like all around shit.

I think Bill Clinton made me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So anyways, I slept for over 12 hours and I'm about to go lay back in bed. If anyone reads this will you please bring me some gatorade to my room!?!?!? I don't have anything but Diet Dr. Peppers and I really don't want to drink those. SOS SOS SOS.

Oh yeah, I had a dream last night that a certain ex-boyfriend tried to kill me and that I ended up shooting him in the face. Creepy.