Slumber Party @ Katie's!

I spent the night with Katie last night because my roommate went home this weekend and I didn't want to be alone. So first we went to the pool and got sunburned all over and then Katie took me to get a manicure and pedicure which I must say looks very good. We sat next to each other while we got our pedicures and we set the massage chair on "airbag" which is where it like massages your butt and we just were laughing the whole time. Then the little asian man made fun of my laugh. I wanted to marry him though because he massaged my feet and really got in there good, he even peeled the skin off this blister I had on my pinkie toe! Then we went to Cane's which in case you don't know is our BFF restaurant. Then we went and got two movies at Hastings (Awake and 30 Days of Night). Then we went back to my room where I discovered something really wonderful and if you're wondering what it is just txt message me (9728049914) because I really don't want to post it on my bloggy blog. Then we went to Katie's apartment and took the mattresses off of the beds and then put them in the living room in front of the television so that we could watch the scary movies. We watched 30 Days of Night first which is this really creepy vampire movie. It wasn't really scary it was more of like "WTF?!" probably if I were high it would have been a really really like Oscar award worthy movie. Then we started watching Awake but we fell asleep so we finished it this morning. I really like the movie even though I think Hayden Christensen is like the worst actor on planet earth. Terrence Howard was in it and he's pretty hot if you ask me.

Well anyways we just woke up and I think Katie fell back asleep. I really need to take a shower because I never took one yesterday after we got back from the pool which is really nasty. I also really need to study because i have a business test tomorrow which is really going to suck balls. I just have to make a 90 on it to keep my A-average so I'm not really that worried. Anyways my nails look really good. Katie and I got matching colors and my ass really hurts because it is sunburnt and on fire.

Anyways I'm gonna go take a shower and all that jazz, but I will post more later!!!

You Never Call Me When You're Sober

I'm not trying to be cynical but I hate spring in Nacogdoches. There are way too many creatures. Huge raccoons that prowl the dumpsters at night and attack at will, Ants the size of hamsters, Cockroaches that could eat your face right off, and mysterious ninja frogs and lizards that try to jump on you while you're outside trying to enjoy a cigarette. Don't even get me started on the rogue squirrels that are always trying to steal your food!!!!! I hate it!!!!!!!!!!

Last night was pretty good. Katie, Erin, Jen, Kory and I went to see Alvin and the Chipmunks and it was such a cute movie!! Even though it was a movie about talking and singing chipmunks it was still really funny. Then after that Jen, Erin, Katie, Marie, Allison and I stayed and watched Sweeney Todd which I must say is a fucking kick-ass movie!!!! It's really really really gruesome and I love it!!!!!

Anyways here's a funny story to leave you all with:

Erin and I were outside of Steen waiting for James to come down because we were going to walmart because erin needed a new fan and I needed some cigarettes and I was smoking this swisher sweet cigar because I was obviously out of cigarettes and this guy walked by and was like "Are you smoking a blunt?!?!" and I was like "yep" and then he walked into steen and about five minutes later he came back out and was like "can I take a few hits?" and erin and I started laughing and I was like "I was just kidding man it's just a cigar" and he laughed and was like "damn man you had me convinced!!" and then walked away. It was so funny!

Space

When you look at my fish's bowl from a certain angle it looks as if he is suspended in black space. Just swimming around in black oblivion. I like to blow dry my hair and just look into his bowl.

Tonight was good. Marie and I chilled for like five hours. We ate and sang and then went to the student center. There was free pizza and drinks and we spent about an hour exploring. We saw hymen(the hot russian that works in the cafeteria) and took stalkerish pictures of him. He was mopping the stairs. It was really strange. I sang opera. I want to be an opera singer I have decided. Laugh if you want but it makes me happy. Nothing else exciting happened. I have read the Lady of Shallot about ten times now. My plan is to memorize it. I love it. I want to be it. Anyways Marie and I saw this movie and I think I was pissing Marie off because I was tired and didn't want to see the movie, then when we got in the theatre I complained the whole time about what a shitty movie it was.

It wasn't really that shitty. It's called Into the Wild and it stars this very hot dude. He plays this guy that graduates from college and decides for some mysterious reason to go to Alaska and live in the wild. There were some really good parts to the movie, and the acting wasn't bad, but it was narrated by the sister (played by Jena Malone) and she was soooooooooooooooo annoying. Everytime I heard her voice I thought my ears would bleed.

In five days I will be twenty. I hope life gets better after twenty or I'm in a world of hell.

Getting Crunk!

Ugh I am seriously tired. I feel really good about today because I didn't cuss as much as yesterday. Although I had a few slip ups, but it's going really good. I haven't been on facebook either!!! I went to class and then played tennis with Eriniqua and Jenaynay which was fun although we didn't get to play that long. Then they went to some banquent and I went and saw Bee Movie with Jordan & Marie. It was a really good movie, although I almost fell asleep. Then we went to this bathroom next to the ballroom in the student center because Marie and Jordan didn't believe me that there were couches in there!! Then I had a really bad gas problem which was hilarious. Then I went and saw anotherrrrrrrrr movie with Erin and Jen (Fool's Gold) which was not as funny as I had anticipated, but it was really action packed and suspenseful. Then we went to Wal-mart where we saw some crackheads and a man that looks like Deron Williams. Then we harassed some people walking on the side of the road. Now I'm about to go get my beauty rest!!!!!!!!!!

I just had inspiration for a good story so I'm going to jot that down along with my other 695968948 ideas.

I'm also about 1/4 of the way through the first book of LOTR, which is kind of dorky I know, but it's getting interesting!!!!! I totally missed my meditation today, but I guess I'll do it now before bed even though it's technically Saturday already!