Katie&Prince Eric

So I spent the night at Katie's last night because Prince Eric was like "well I think I'm gonna come over". There's a long story behind this, but basically we went to his room and knocked on the door and his roommate was like "I'm naked!!!" and we were like "okay whatever can we come in?" and his rooommate was like "no I'm naked!" and we were like "okay is prince eric there?" and he was like "why the fuck would prince eric be here if I was naked?" and we wer elike "okay whatever we're leaving him a note!" and then his roommate was like "what's your names?" and we were like whatever we're leaving a note!" soo I started writing him a note asking if he wanted to go to the movies with all of us tonight and we could hear his roommate on the phone like "yeah dude, I told them I was naked and now they won't leave!" and so we left the note and like 10 minutes later prince eric called Katie and was like "Sorry my roommate had his girlfriend over for valentine's day" and we were like ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. So prince Eric came over and he was super drunk and we watched the mavericks/suns game and he was rooting for the suns :(. Then the mavericks lost but whatever. So omg I have so many funny things that Eric said last night:

"I was going to staple your pants to the wall and then when people were like 'who's are these' I would be like Alex's!"

"What's that? your taint?!?! Cause it taint your ass and it taint your pussy"

(while pushing his own head into Katie's lap) "NO KATIE! I don't want to give you a blow jobber
!"

"I have three testicles!"

"I asked my roommate if I could see his weiner, but he wouldn't let me!"

(as we were walking outside)"oh my god someone stole my truck! Oh wait, that's not my truck!"

Anyways good times good times. I'm gonna go get ready for class and for my test today!