This Post Rated R for Sexual Explicitness

So I had a pretty brilliant idea this evening. I have this retractable cord blowdryer and whenever you pull the cord out it makes this cranking sound. Well my roommate was outside making kissy faces at her boyfriend and he was like "what was that sound?" and I was like "my crank powered dildo" and then I was like wow that's a great idea!! It would crank like one of those flashlights or cell phone chargers that crank for power. Then we were like "yeah but what if it runs out of power like halfway through use?" and then we laughed really hard and then I was like "I'm totally going to invent that and be a bizillionaire" and matt was like "not if I invent it first!" and then I was like "well I'm going to start inventing it right now" and my roommate was like "yeah I'm going to walk in and there are going to be like dildo blueprints all over the walls" I was like "man I can't wait to be rich" she goes "either you're going to be rich or very unsatisfying!"

True story...............

James came over tonight, but he didn't stay because my roommate has a test in the morning, I'm trying to be ultra quiet so she doesn't wake up. Like a ninja. I should be a ninja. I'm going to be a ninja.