Sleep

So my friend James called me last night and I invited him over. We went outside so he could smoke his cigar during which time a very drunk frat boy put his hand on my buttocks and tried to kiss me. Then we went back to my room and had a slumber party (I know what you're thinking, but James is gay so it was a totally G-rated slumber party!) We stayed up all night long talking. He told me about his whole life. Unbeknownst to me we had kept my poor roommate up all night as well. I feel really bad.

James has pink hair and a tattoo. He looks like the lead singer of Taking Back Sunday. He smokes wine flavored cigars and complains that his chest hair is wiry. He loves to talk about religion.

It sounds like I made him up, but I didn't. Ask Erin!