Money, Money, Money, Must Be Funny

I get to work tomorrow. This is my first time reading at disabitily services. I'm happy because now I will be seven dollars richer!!!!!! Even if the person I'm reading for doesn't show up I still get the money!!!!!!! Most of you reading this are like "seven dollars?!", but that's a lot considering most jobs on campus are minimum wage and I only have to work for less than an hour. I just have to read a quiz and then mark down the answers and then leave. Seven dollars can buy me like two meals at wendy's or three meals at taco bell. It can buy seven tickets to the movies, it can buy a whole pizza, it can buy enough scantrons to get through the semester. It can buy a package of mechanical pencils, it can buy a used cd at hastings. It can buy a frozen hot chocolate at hastings and two packs of fruit stripe gum. I'm very excited about working.