I was almost late for class. I went back to sleep after I took a shower just like I planned, but I didn't wake up until like five minutes before I had to leave. My class is way on the other side of the known galaxy so I had to hightail it. I get really pissed off in the mornings because the stairs that I walk down lead directly to the tour room where they show off the fake room to people that are taking a tour of campus. There's always a shitload of people down there and they seem to not understand that I am in a hurry and that they need to move the fuck out of my way. (my no-cussing policy has obviously left the building) So I come storming out the door today into a group of crowded touring assholes and I accidentely knocked into this one big bertha bitch and I was like "sorry" and kept going and she was like "Damn why you in so big a hurry?!?!" I seriously hope that after I shoved her she decides not to go here because the last thing we need on this campus is another girl that likes to walk slow and in everyone's way!
I made it to class. We didn't get our tests back which is just fine with me because I would rather not know what I made. Ignorance is bliss, and in this case I am fucking blissful. Went to American Government where we talked about a bunch of other shit I couldn't give less of two donkey dicks about. Finally made it out of classes alive, come to my room to just enjoy the peace and quiet that is 3:15 in Steen Hall. Everyone's either out having lunch, at class, or jacking off, whichever it is I'm just glad I don't have to listen to them.
I'm going to have a party in my room next Thursday to celebrate my twentieth fucking year of being alive. There's going to be food and drinks(non-alchoholic because I don't get drunk on Thursdays, oh and also that would be illegal because like I said above it's only my 20th birthday) we might do something fun, but I doubt it because I will be much too sad thinking about how I pissed away twenty years of my life being young and semi-retarded. If you're reading this you're invited, unless you are a creeper in which case stop creeping and get a life. Marie and Jordan are going to be there and you know that when they are there the party is on like donkey kong. Wear whatever the hell you want, and don't expect my room to look nice or anything because you're not that special.
Wow this post was extraordinarly venemous and I loved it.
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4 comments:
hahahahha! so i'm sitting here in the student center and this post made me laugh so so so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got-dang it! This is the second event I've been invited to that sounds amazing but takes place on a Thursday , and therefore I can't make it! D'oh!
I don't know why I did not find it all that funny OH well. I hope you have a better evening. Misery, heartache, cursing, grinding and nashing of teeth, you are taking this lent thing way to far. Hang in there.
hahahhahah! it's still pretty freaking hilarious and awesome! haha. can't wait til your partayyyyy! maybe we can invite klyman, or whatever the hell his name is? hyman? hahahhahah
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