Tawakoni

Last night Erin and I arrived in Tawakoni at like 9:45. Not after many adventures though of course. We stopped at this one gas station and they just so happened to have those condom dispensers with the different types of condoms and lubes. So we bought like three of them and then made the guy that works at the gas station take a picture of us with them. Then we had to stop at this really sketchy gas station outside of Tawakoni and I was scared because there were daddy long legs. Then we finally made it to my house after the following playlist:

Plies
Miley Cyrus
Love Song
Hannah Montana 1&2
Spice Girls

We woke up at like 9 30 and then we walked to the lake and got aids on our feet probably because we dipped our feet in the lake. Then we called Jerret and Katie and laughed at Jen's text messages because she spelled question "guestion". Now we're watching wife swap. We're bored obviously but tonight is the rangers/redsox game so it's going to be amazing!!!

Boogie's That Need to be Picked

Wow. Where do I even begin with today? Let's start with hot bicycle dude. Erin was driving me to school today because she's an amazing friend and as we were driving up University we saw this guy on a bicycle. Erin was like "Is he wearing a shirt?!" Because we were behind him and all you could see was his backpack so I assumed he was wearing a tank top or something. So then we passed him up and I was like "OMG nooooooo!!!" he was probably the hottest bicycle dude I've ever seen and I've seen a lot of hot bicycle dudes in my day! So then we were stopped at the red light and I rolled down the window so that I could wolf whistle at him except he had his ipod in so it just looked like I was staring at him. This is the best part: he totally smiled at me!!!! I almost died!!!!!

After that Erin pushed me out of the car in front of the tennis courts and I sat and watched Jerret and this hot black dude play tennis for like 20 minutes. Then I went with Jerret to his Communications class and ran into Boogie. Then Boogie called me a punk ass and I told him to go fuck himself. Then I was really happy. Because I hate him. I changed my mind and I don't love him anymore.

There's some other news but I totally don't want to blog it right now.

I went to the language lab and did some French stuff which basically involved me playing the little French soccer game and basically getting every answer wrong. I hate French. Then I came back to the apartment and played with Huxley for like an hour which was fun because he was acting psychotic. Now I'm just playing some super mario brothers and I'm about to rule this game.

I will be in Tawakoni tonight!!! YAY!!!!!!! Can't wait to see my little weezer baby boy!!!!!

PS- Katie is sexy.