Lessons I Have Learned

Once upon a time I really liked this guy so in a drunken haste I gave him something very valuable of mine. I have regretted it ever since.



Top 5 Things I Will Never Do For a Man:



1)Anything sexually that would make me uncomfortable

2)Ever waste money on them unless I truly loved them and they loved me back

3)Clean up after his stinky ass unless we're married and he has his own chores too (or if he's the one bringing home the money)

4)Compromise my beliefs/morals for him

5)Beg him to be with me



There's probably more but I took nyquil and now I'm tiredddddddd

Men

I hate men today. I hate penis' I hate hairy armpits I hate the smell of old spice I hate boxers I hate hypocrites I hate not being drunk.

The only man I don't hate today is James.

We had an inadvertent girls night. I wish Katie was talking to us again.