Friday, March 21, 2008

What Would You Do If I Sang Out Of Tune?

We saw baby Zachary yesterday and I must say that he is so freaking cute. At first he didn't talk very much but he warmed up and was talking to all of us and saying our names. He really loves my dad and he sat next to him in his highchair. My dad had got some soup and Zachary really liked it and everytime my dad went to eat some Zachary would go "DAVID!" and then laugh. I swear he ate more than I did including like a whole piece of cheesecake. He ate some chicken and mashed potatoes and he drank out of this little cup with a straw.

After we ate we went outside and we were all smoking and this old woman came up to me and was like crying saying she needed money to get to Tyler to see her sick sister at the hospital or something. So I gave her a fucking ten dollar bill because I felt so bad for her and then the woman drove off in her car and the hostess from the restaurant came out and was like telling us how that woman does that to everyone and how the cops never get there in time. I was so pissed. I wanted to murder that woman for making me feel so bad for her that I gave her a ten dollar bill. It's bullshit.

Anyways once we got home James and I drank some and then walked to the lake and watched the stars but then it got really cold so we came back to the house. We called James' little brother on the phone and he's a real big pervert. Then we watched Golden Girls and passed out. Now I'm going to take a shower so that we can get the hell out of this town.

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